Beach Day!!!
I'll post pics of the "bearded/scruffy Crow" Later.
I shaved today, to mom's delight. "Tank God'h Ye'ah shave y'ah face"
The sun was shining, minimal clouds in the sky. My ass is white so I headed off to the beach. SHIT! I forgot that Spring Break is this week and the Winter Music Conference ended yesterday. So I was stuck in traffic during my commute and the beach was very crowded with Families, High Schoolers (isn't this a school day?), Models, College Students and my personal favorite the Miami "beautiful people." The people that just moved here but consider themselves locals. NO you're NOT A FUCKING LOCAL. I lived here 18 years and know my way around this town. You don't even drive two miles away from the strip.
So while laying out I made my obligatory beach call to Squirt. This is when I go home and am on the beach I call her and tell her how warm it is, how the women are nice and topless and how I miss her while she is either working or freezing her ass off in some city with snow. She makes me smile. "I'll be tapping that ass in 8 years"
I also got a call from V. It's been so long since we talked. I could tell that I miss her a lot. It's not the same talking to her on the phone and I demand a lot so I'd rather just wait and see her, than call her. Oh well I'll take what I can get.
I read in the Miami Herald that the Dance Music Awards where held last night. Deep Dish won best DJ duo (United States), Hell yeah!!! My only questioning is Paris Hilton won for best celebrity DJ?!! WTF?! Can she spin? Can she even muster enough force to turn the dials on the mixer?
Tomorrow, Beach day v.2.0
I'll post pics of the "bearded/scruffy Crow" Later.
I shaved today, to mom's delight. "Tank God'h Ye'ah shave y'ah face"
The sun was shining, minimal clouds in the sky. My ass is white so I headed off to the beach. SHIT! I forgot that Spring Break is this week and the Winter Music Conference ended yesterday. So I was stuck in traffic during my commute and the beach was very crowded with Families, High Schoolers (isn't this a school day?), Models, College Students and my personal favorite the Miami "beautiful people." The people that just moved here but consider themselves locals. NO you're NOT A FUCKING LOCAL. I lived here 18 years and know my way around this town. You don't even drive two miles away from the strip.
So while laying out I made my obligatory beach call to Squirt. This is when I go home and am on the beach I call her and tell her how warm it is, how the women are nice and topless and how I miss her while she is either working or freezing her ass off in some city with snow. She makes me smile. "I'll be tapping that ass in 8 years"
I also got a call from V. It's been so long since we talked. I could tell that I miss her a lot. It's not the same talking to her on the phone and I demand a lot so I'd rather just wait and see her, than call her. Oh well I'll take what I can get.
I read in the Miami Herald that the Dance Music Awards where held last night. Deep Dish won best DJ duo (United States), Hell yeah!!! My only questioning is Paris Hilton won for best celebrity DJ?!! WTF?! Can she spin? Can she even muster enough force to turn the dials on the mixer?
Tomorrow, Beach day v.2.0