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And I have not the faintest idea whether you're being sarcastic there.

Spring has spranged and a sommelier I am not. I think I could be though if I do all the WSET ( Wine and Spirit Education Trust ) exams.

HAHAHAHAH dagnabbit!

you always make me laugh my ass off!

End of July!

...and that "something" is the optimism of a normal person who is not presently facing the ordeal.

its been a while since i knew that bastard was fuckin lotsa girls in argentina and i still want to cut his cock and shove it up his throat!

but now i also want some of those dudes of monster of cock to rape him also

im SOOO angry that i put some candles and i said some prayers to Lorena bobbits pic!!!!

have a nice weekend!

But I change my mind too often. I think I've found my favourate anyways. Just got to see if it's gonna work.

Change is good.

Yeah maybe I just am fucking lazy. Although I'm not sure quite how well they'd do with me in National Service.
I think it could end up a bit like this

well im gonna kill your grandma...

Oh well if it's an armadillo I'm not chuffing inetersted. They were just over hyped with all that dime bar business.
Now pangolins are a different matter if you're willing to compromise on the letter?

Terry Christian?! Just give me 20 minutes in a stuck lift with him and my "toolbox".
Down with the 'dillo indeed. It's gonna be a party with a pangolin, mark my words.

My only gang is my intricate system of lawyers and financiers. Yes, they're on here, but only to make sure I keep my busy hands to myself.

Fuck that! I'm gonna die of a massive opiates overdose before that happens. Oh yeah you betcha, no nasty death for me.

Although the aardvark sounds quite nice.

Just couldn't resist the lure of SG, eh? Welcome back.

I wasn't purged

I hope you didn't lose your strengh when you cut your hair.

Thats some serious holidays. New York won't know whats hit it.

All the best, mate.

Good kharma and success to you too.

That is absolutely fucking amazing and blows apart most of the shit you get on this site - Mo is the best, seriously. I love me some religious tattoos. Here's one of mine (bad pic and close up cos I'm holding the camera and don't know how to work it properly). It's a long way from finished. I'll be taking this down once you've had a glance (I hate showing my tattoos on here), so let me know when you've checked it out



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That one is on my arm, but below the detail I've shown, my arm is shaved and I wear ladies nail varnish to pretend I'm giving myself lady love in moments of loneliness. Your plumbers crack only spurs me on.

Mine's been about 2 years in the making and I'm really fucking bored with it. I don't think about it anymore. I've had loads of stuff done elsewhere inbetween the Mary sessions, but there's no way I'd have anything that detailed again. On the plus side, that particular piece doesn't cost me anything anymore cos I get it done for free, but it's something I now only go back to every two months or so. I had a lot of shit happen to the black about 18 months back, when it reacted in the sun - I had to put loads of stuff on that faded the ink and then basically had to start from scratch. In all honesty, I'm sorry I started it - it never gets seen, cost a hell of a lot initially, and has been a load of fucking about. Since then I stick to flash.

Yours is fantastic, and Mo shouldn't be charging you for it cos that's probably the piece that will make his name worldwide. He's going to put that right at the front of his folio, send it in to all sorts of magazines, and display it whenever he does an expo. He's right to, it's amazing.