crippledmike

i get all hard when you talk about calipers and rotors you big asshog.

sometimes i really wish i could take off your other leg and hang it on my wall, motherfucker.

I'll admit, the jacket looks better when i'm on the Ducati, but my prada leathers haven't arrived yet.

cunt.

your narcotic cocktail's gonna INVARIABLY contain a healthy dose of strichnine. Chug a lug, tough guy.