I am so fuckin' grumpy I can't even stand myself.
I'd go riding but I am too irritable and I'd do something stupid. Stupid = crashing.
Air conditioning doesn't work. Fat guy in the heat = grumpy fat guy.
Fuck
Tried to buy Nikki Sixx's chopper on ebay last night. Nobody would bid over the reserve. I tried.

I'd go riding but I am too irritable and I'd do something stupid. Stupid = crashing.
Air conditioning doesn't work. Fat guy in the heat = grumpy fat guy.
Fuck
Tried to buy Nikki Sixx's chopper on ebay last night. Nobody would bid over the reserve. I tried.
neodrunk:
I was going to make a verrry sarcastic comment about that, but then I realized you can probably still smell Donna D'Errico's crotch on the back of the seat... that rules. :p