Time to go get tattude. Wanna rub some lotion on it? 
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I am officially a home-owner. I closed on it today and shall commence with the remodeling Wednesday. My house is cool as fuck and I am very happy.
"twas a good day.
"twas a good day.
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oso:
WHOOHOO!!
happy for ya.
hope i'm in that position myself someday.
works alright, everything else in my life that seems fucked up.
her hubby seems like a pretty decent sort, so maybe i just break one of his legs.
always feel better after Angel Heart.
almost as good a tonic as Miller's Crossing.
happy for ya.
hope i'm in that position myself someday.
works alright, everything else in my life that seems fucked up.
her hubby seems like a pretty decent sort, so maybe i just break one of his legs.
always feel better after Angel Heart.
almost as good a tonic as Miller's Crossing.
suicidesmitty:
so? did you make it? I spent half the night looking at everyones fucking feet trying to find you- even though I think that meeting a guy from the nekkid lady site I belong to is probably the gayest thing I would have ever done. I don't have any redneck friends though, and you seem like a friendly redneck. Better than those delivarance fellers. If you didn't go, you missed a fucking awesome show, if you did, you know this. My ears are buzzing. I'm high as shit. and I need to jerk off.
Peas.
Peas.
WTF? Somebody say something!!!
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johnny_crotchrot:
God made dirt so dirt won't hurt.
suicidesmitty:
bitch! I'm jealous.
I am so fuckin' grumpy I can't even stand myself. 
I'd go riding but I am too irritable and I'd do something stupid. Stupid = crashing.
Air conditioning doesn't work. Fat guy in the heat = grumpy fat guy.
Fuck
Tried to buy Nikki Sixx's chopper on ebay last night. Nobody would bid over the reserve. I tried.
I'd go riding but I am too irritable and I'd do something stupid. Stupid = crashing.
Air conditioning doesn't work. Fat guy in the heat = grumpy fat guy.
Fuck
Tried to buy Nikki Sixx's chopper on ebay last night. Nobody would bid over the reserve. I tried.
neodrunk:
I was going to make a verrry sarcastic comment about that, but then I realized you can probably still smell Donna D'Errico's crotch on the back of the seat... that rules. :p
So I got my motorcycle mostly fixed. Turns out my buddy dropped it twice and fucked up both sides. Dumbass. Gonna be expensive. 
I am less sad. I just want it over.
I am less sad. I just want it over.
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suicidesmitty:
right on. throw a couple shows my way and I'll make an attempt to not be a loser. As for the motorcycle thing, I assumed by your screen name that you were in a wheelchair and didn't know how you could use the bike that you own. Makes more sense if you can ride.
fuckyvonducky:
thanks for the howdy, thought i'd give a big hey-hey back
I am profoundly sad inside. I have a lot to be grateful for and many opportunities at hand. I am even optomistic about the future. I am still profoundly sad. I am splitting with my chica and feeling the loss.
Seven years ago today I got run over by a 18-wheeler. That day changed my life.
Seven years ago today I got run over by a 18-wheeler. That day changed my life.
annysia:
I'm sorry! cheer up! 
I know the feeling though. Exactly. I have everything going for me, yet I'm sick of being lonely... then again, I turn down everyone that wants to take me out on a date. blah, I'm one of those complicated women!
Anyways... take care of yourself, hope you feel better soon!
I know the feeling though. Exactly. I have everything going for me, yet I'm sick of being lonely... then again, I turn down everyone that wants to take me out on a date. blah, I'm one of those complicated women!
Anyways... take care of yourself, hope you feel better soon!
neodrunk:
I think I sense a match here?!?!
Eddie RULES!!!
Eddie RULES!!!
My friend wrecked my motorcycle last Saturday and didn't have the courtesy to get hurt. I am glad he is safe, but he could have at least earned a couple days in the hospital. I hate when people wreck my stuff. What is this lesson about?
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neodrunk:
Do you want some of us to ruff him up or what?
neodrunk:
Hey man, I just get the peeps together to take care of the needed business. I'm the last pussy you'd want "roughing" up the evil's of the world.
I just told my girlfriend that living together ain't workin' out. She got bitter, lazy, and mean. I got angry about it. She left to find a new fella. I'm gonna watch the fights wth my friends and get f'ed up. I hate this part.
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thecowboy:
sup dude...gotta love mpls...later
daddyk:
New skate, killer. I am kind of a no frills skater. Blanks are about all I can afford. Remind me never to drive with you at the wheel of a car.
I've had a sudden increase in the number of dipshits in my personal space or affairs. Either I am becoming more sensitive to my inner-dipshit or it is time to start knocking people out. Any suggestions?
daddyk:
First, make sure you are not looking to your inner dipshit. If you are start by knocking yourself out. Then you can go for the other dipshits.
Thanks for the welcome in my journal. Looking forward to getting around here in the Twins.
Thanks for the welcome in my journal. Looking forward to getting around here in the Twins.
I did not go to 93X-fest. I played guns and motorcycles instead. I didn't miss Somerset at all.
squid_vicious:
I'm the laziest group administrator on the site. Consequently, I just now got around to letting you into the motorcycle group. Cripples and former cripples are always welcome.
DAMMIT!
Two trips to the ATM last night. "Ashley" sure had my number. Goddam Guiness.
Two trips to the ATM last night. "Ashley" sure had my number. Goddam Guiness.
annysia:
tee-hee, loser. 
yeah, I'm doing better, thank-you. The funeral really helped the healing process. I'll never forget him though, and I won't stop missing him. There's many benefits coming up... I'm sure you heard of Lance's wife and her situation.
Mmmm... Guiness!!
yeah, I'm doing better, thank-you. The funeral really helped the healing process. I'll never forget him though, and I won't stop missing him. There's many benefits coming up... I'm sure you heard of Lance's wife and her situation.
Mmmm... Guiness!!
Who did the fuckin' rain dance?! I am still wet from my ride to Milwaukee. The ride back was nice and the Dane County Sheriff didn't hit me once. Belt drive worked great.
But could you imagine if there were titties at OCB??? Multiple different buffet's available all in one stop! But yeah, I'm seeing BuffeTT Saturday. (see double "T" to not get confused)
been after her too long to hide now.
as for the lotion thing....you seem like a nice guy and all, but....no.