kill me, just shut the fuck up and kill me!
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DSL at home and work. New girl in my life so I still won't be updating as often as I did. Business is pretty good.
I have been busy. Entering ass-kicking contests.
I have been busy. Entering ass-kicking contests.
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suicidesmitty:
oh, and i always wondered how one would spell "baneneneneneh... neneneneneneh"
I bet it took some time to get all the "nehs" sounded out for that one. It's correct though. Neo's so smart.
I bet it took some time to get all the "nehs" sounded out for that one. It's correct though. Neo's so smart.
suicidesmitty:
hold me.
The truth in right and wrong. The boundaries of the law.
You seem to miss the point. Arresting for a joint?
You seem to wonder why hundreds of people die.
You're writing tickets man. My mom got jumped -- they ran!
Now I'll play a public servant to serve and protect.
By the law and the state I'd bust the punks that rape steal and...
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You seem to miss the point. Arresting for a joint?
You seem to wonder why hundreds of people die.
You're writing tickets man. My mom got jumped -- they ran!
Now I'll play a public servant to serve and protect.
By the law and the state I'd bust the punks that rape steal and...
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thecowboy:
...my pops nome is don chlebeck...hes tha shit...he told me he dont use s&s motor and hes mad at me for sayin that he did...fuckin bikers...i want an on off road...
suicidesmitty:
bitch.
i dig my job and i really dig this girl... 
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annysia:
I don't know if I wrote this before, but I think I did see you at the benefit. you had light blue overalls on? I was standing next to Sean when you bought your raffle tickets. Did you win anything?! 
galen:
Kudos Mike.
Been out ridin in this beautiful weather the last two days? Fuckin-A i have.
Been out ridin in this beautiful weather the last two days? Fuckin-A i have.
don't expect frequent posts for a while. i am busy like a one-legged man in an ass-kicking contest.
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suicidesmitty:
*shudders*
waaaaaaaaait a second here. I know what's going on here... the profile pic... the enticements to your shop...
is neobud's name really zed?
if you take me into your underground dungeon, my boys go medievil on yo ass.
I'm dropping crumbs before I come within 2 miles of you, fucker.
And thanks for the mental fucking anguish on the bike... I was already scared shitless, fucker.
waaaaaaaaait a second here. I know what's going on here... the profile pic... the enticements to your shop...
is neobud's name really zed?
if you take me into your underground dungeon, my boys go medievil on yo ass.
I'm dropping crumbs before I come within 2 miles of you, fucker.
And thanks for the mental fucking anguish on the bike... I was already scared shitless, fucker.
suicidesmitty:
i take the two day class next week then leave for two weeks.
Come to speedealer and you can buy me a drink to rid me of these distubing images of you.
And they frisk for lotion, spanky.
Come to speedealer and you can buy me a drink to rid me of these distubing images of you.
And they frisk for lotion, spanky.
i won't bother you with my piddly frastrated rant. suffice to say: aww shit!!
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thecowboy:
...show it to 'em, smitty!...
neodrunk:
C'mon! Rooooooll!
nicer day. doesn't hurt. going riding as soon as i can get outta the office. 
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nataskaput:
Looks like it will be hella nice through the weekend to, the rain cooled everything off, mid 70s all weekend yeah. There is good trip weather for ya
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yeah. There is good trip weather for ya[Edited on Jul 11, 2003]
suicidesmitty:
makes me feel good that you are lurking.
Or maybe that's fear...
Or maybe that's fear...
i've had about enough of the rainy weather. it makes my bones hurt. makes me want to just sit in front of the computer drinking bourbon. gotta bite down and go to work anyway. 
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mrzablowdowski:
nice speedo!
neodrunk:
Helloooooo, ho, ho, ho. Yeah, I've got nothin' either except a greeting from an old Seinfeld episode. So I got that going for me, which is nice. Okay, and a Caddyshack line too for good measure.
look, ma, no more mullet! 
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neodrunk:
It's projection, I'm NOT independentally wealthy to afford a 10k plasma! I actually bought earlier this year a Yamaha receiver, Sony DVD/CD/BJ/whatever dealio and then Boston Accustic surround speaks and sub. I bought all that in mind with the tv purchase coming soon, so it's all digitaly functional together. I don't know much about the shit I have. I've been going to the same electronics dude at Audio King for a year and half now. I just ask him what I need and then he sells me outrageously priced equipment. I think I've dropped around 7k on stereo and tv with the dude in a year and half. I'm a moron.
neodrunk:
edit: that might have been the gayest thing I've ever written. All inadvertantly! Erased to save face.
[Edited on Jul 10, 2003]
[Edited on Jul 10, 2003]
how do you spell that sound you make when you stick your tongue out and blow so spittle flies all over the place? kind of farty sort of noise. that is what i leave you for my journal entry. 
neodrunk:
tahthahahahaha... I don't know, but I have to poop now.
edit: I had something else to add, but I just forgot...
[Edited on Jul 08, 2003]
edit: I had something else to add, but I just forgot...
[Edited on Jul 08, 2003]
suicidesmitty:
phhhlblblblblblblbblblllblblbblbllaaaaahh!
lemme know next time you catch a show. I need to redamage my ears.
lemme know next time you catch a show. I need to redamage my ears.
Wicked speeding ticket last night. 74 in a 30 with unreasonable acceleration. Shit.
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oso:
damn!!
you drive like me.
thanks for offering to jump into the void with me. oblivion is always more fun with good company.
not too worried about the big guy, was a just-in-case kinda thing. he has a drink or 2 and then drops personal shit he really shouldn't be talking about.
or maybe he's just plain talking shit....dunno.
don't care.
okay, i'm a dumbass.
what's BLB?
you drive like me.
thanks for offering to jump into the void with me. oblivion is always more fun with good company.
not too worried about the big guy, was a just-in-case kinda thing. he has a drink or 2 and then drops personal shit he really shouldn't be talking about.
or maybe he's just plain talking shit....dunno.
don't care.
okay, i'm a dumbass.
what's BLB?
blasfemme:
nice mullet james hetfield 
seriously, nice to meet you guys. a face with the type. sweet
did badjayce show up??
we've got to do that more often
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seriously, nice to meet you guys. a face with the type. sweet
did badjayce show up??
we've got to do that more often
[Edited on Jul 07, 2003]
I've fucking had it up to here with this shit!!!
I'm gonna start carrying a ball-peen hammer and a bat with a nail in it.
I'm gonna start carrying a ball-peen hammer and a bat with a nail in it.
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suicidesmitty:
siamese cyborgs. might get sorta spendy. We could share the cost, but i'd need to make sure you had no cooties first and you'd have to promise not to stretch them out.
suicidesmitty:
if you haven't been able to tell by now, I'm a conflicted individual. And stop begging me to rub you with lotion. NO MEANS NO! Dammit!
pull yourself together man!!