crippledmike

dude, i would but my fucking headlight was out when i brought the fucking thing home and i haven't ridden it since. i'm so frustrated i could kick a nun in the balls.

you could ride with me on the duc, but my new, pink leathers might upset your sense of style.

jehovah's shitlist tonight at the uptown.
be there.

yeah, the light isn't fixing itself...

sure right in the butthole

"pimp with a limp"

best ever.


now give me my fucking bike back.
cunt.

i get all hard when you talk about calipers and rotors you big asshog.

sometimes i really wish i could take off your other leg and hang it on my wall, motherfucker.

I'll admit, the jacket looks better when i'm on the Ducati, but my prada leathers haven't arrived yet.

cunt.

your narcotic cocktail's gonna INVARIABLY contain a healthy dose of strichnine. Chug a lug, tough guy.

pasta rocket... thas good...

shitty pic, but here she be....

good fun.

drink all my cum till i'm dry heaving from my nuts.

what, people get paid for that shit?

hmmm... i knew something seemed wrong.

Hey, Skillet. Haven't seen a post since the birth of the Lil'guy. How are things?

Get nekkid...it's your birthday!

birthday blowjob???

what the fuck do you think i am, a manwhore?

prick.

say word

awesome.

does the kid get the darth vader bondage outfit?

I have a boner... and it's got your name written all over it.

you never talk to me anymore...

it's like you cum and then yer just like, C-YA.

you're so insensitive.

... in her pussy.

Then you better kill me, because I'll keep coming back until your dick or mine is buried in the ground. You fuck.

Just bullshitting, I am looking for my first bike. Taking lessons through Riders Edge to get money off the insurance. I want to get a weekend cruser for the misses and me. I can't fucking spend $16K for a HD. As far as my ignorant knowlege of bikes goes, I can get a brand new 1200 from Yahmaha for $7K. It looks the same as the HD's, but it's a rice burner.

Who the fuck knows. I will most likely end up with a 72' honda 300.

I see that some local custom shops can put you on a bike for $28K. Shit, if I were going to drop 20 for a HD, I would go spend the extra coin for the custom.

The weight thing is cool, but I still have 50 lbs to go. Long fucking way!

How is the lady and the little one?

[Edited on Apr 24, 2004 7:38AM]

Yea well, right now I am thinking about the V Star Custom 1100. Well at least that's what the dealer says. He says that if I plan to put my 115 pound wife on the back of the bike, I best get the 1100.

Who knows, I don't even know if I will dig riding anyway.

You gots to get a pass from the wife so we can meet and have a couple of beers.

Frank

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