I had a crazy kickass day at work today... I got into work at 7 this morning and I started to do some actual work and then one of the custodians asked me to help him for a sec... He said that there were a couple of little white mice running around the men's bathroom and he wanted me to catch them for him. So I managed to get them into a box and I was feeding them animal crackers and water. Someone bought a couple of mice from the pet shop in the mall and jammed the box under one of the toilets. So surprise, surprise they ate their way out of the box... But they were so damn cute!!! One of the girls that works out on the sales floor said that she'd take them home, so I made the box into a nice cage for them. I built tunnels out of plastic tubing and heavy duty metal mesh so they'd have something to play with...
I wish I would've had my camera on me, if it wasn't for Ava (my cat) I'd have taken them home...
Continuing from yesterday...
Everyone at work that saw me taking care of those mice, kept coming up to me trying to find out what had happened to them. So, I figured that they didn't know that someone had taken them home last night. So I was telling my H.R. manager that I tied a piece of twine to their tails and dangled them from the shelving in the warehouse, while I flung rubberbands at their heads until they stopped twitching... She actually believed me, she honestly thought that I look the way I do because I'm some sick & twisted fuck!!!! I freaked out, I couldn't believe she thought that little of me... However if the mice were my boss that would be a different story... But I wouldn't hurt the cute little mice.
I wish I would've had my camera on me, if it wasn't for Ava (my cat) I'd have taken them home...

Continuing from yesterday...
Everyone at work that saw me taking care of those mice, kept coming up to me trying to find out what had happened to them. So, I figured that they didn't know that someone had taken them home last night. So I was telling my H.R. manager that I tied a piece of twine to their tails and dangled them from the shelving in the warehouse, while I flung rubberbands at their heads until they stopped twitching... She actually believed me, she honestly thought that I look the way I do because I'm some sick & twisted fuck!!!! I freaked out, I couldn't believe she thought that little of me... However if the mice were my boss that would be a different story... But I wouldn't hurt the cute little mice.
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riottsiren:
umm.....fuck yah on the AssKickin Queen of Rock N' Roll.....but what in the HELL is a 'dregs'????

riottsiren:
okay welll.....maybe i will prance around and show them up just for you....now that i know who the hell they are
