crimsonblood

So today I decided to do mushrooms for the first time ever with my friend Jessie and we had a FANTASTIC TIME.
I also decided that the only person I could speak to who wasn't Jessie is Matter and the best part about talking to him is copied the WHOLE conversation that I am going to post here for all your enjoyment. Pretty much everything I did I told him. If there needs to be more clarification you can ask and I will describe.

.Jessica Lynn..: I am sipping tea
Ash: Sluuurrrp
.Jessica Lynn..: Lol
.Jessica Lynn..: I recomend mushrooms
.Jessica Lynn..: A lot
Ash: Lol ok
Ash: Recommendation noted
.Jessica Lynn..: Serious its just like weed but less super stoned and more giggle and fidget
Ash: Yeah so I have heard
.Jessica Lynn..: Your my safe person
.Jessica Lynn..: I'm excellent
.Jessica Lynn..: I love life I'm never going to be sad again
Ash: I'm your safe person?
.Jessica Lynn..: Yes to talk to right now
Ash: Aww that's quite a sweet thing to say. I'm proud to be said safe person
Ash: Safe as houses
.Jessica Lynn..: Houses aren't safe
Ash: Its just a saying, but yes as I said it I was thinking 'the majority of accidents take place in the home' :p
Ash: But yes, I am safe. I have been described as this before
.Jessica Lynn..: No more sad thoughts
.Jessica Lynn..: I'm at a park
Ash: Haha what sad thoughts! No sad thoughts!
Ash: Imagine taking micro pig to the park for walkies! Snuffling through the leaves win
Ash: In fact I think I would always refer to my micro pig as micro pig, and maybe sometimes paint a mask on him and a little cape :p
.Jessica Lynn..: LOL
.Jessica Lynn..: I want a masked mirco pig
.Jessica Lynn..: I miss my house we found a house in the park
Ash: NO STEALING MY PIGGY PLANS ^^
Ash: Awww see houses arnt so bad now!
.Jessica Lynn..: that's true
Ash: Hehe
.Jessica Lynn..: We've been everywhere
Ash: Nice one that was fast work
.Jessica Lynn..: Everyone needs to be here
Ash: Haha maybe someday everyone will be
.Jessica Lynn..: A gaint adventure
Ash: Hehe funny
.Jessica Lynn..: Inside sucks
.Jessica Lynn..: I hope your not sleepy
Ash: I am not sleepy
.Jessica Lynn..: My fingers are fat
Ash: Hehe hands are always a focal point when taking drugs, but I assure you that your hands are normal
.Jessica Lynn..: No they are fat ans swollen
Ash: You have tiny hands, you are a tiny person
.Jessica Lynn..: But they are fat you don't understand
Ash: I'm sorry :p
.Jessica Lynn..: You must know
.Jessica Lynn..: Gummy bears are people
.Jessica Lynn..: We can't eat them
Ash: Hahhaha now I definately wish I was there, ahh well
Ash: But that's not going to happen, booo
.Jessica Lynn..: We're going to set them free
Ash: Ok good luck!
Ash: Do a william wallace FREEEDOOOOOM speach
.Jessica Lynn..: Who's that
Ash: Have you seen braveheart?
.Jessica Lynn..: Yes
.Jessica Lynn..: I know now
Ash: Good because that is basically the blueprint for your gummie bear freedom movement :p
.Jessica Lynn..: The gummy bears are going in the water
.Jessica Lynn..: They will float down the river
Ash: Lol
Ash: Are they happy about that?
Ash: Where is their ultimate destination
.Jessica Lynn..: Hmm I don't know but they are free
.Jessica Lynn..: The duck ate it
Ash: Hahahahahahahahahaah
Ash: That was fucking classic
Ash: I love ducks
Ash: Apparantly ducks are the enemy of freedom
.Jessica Lynn..: The goose came and ate it
Ash: Oh it was a goose! Well that explainse it
Ash: Geese are not cool
Ash: They are basically animal nazis
.Jessica Lynn..: I'm eating the gummy bears
Ash: This has been one of my favourite convisations with you ever
.Jessica Lynn..: I'm glad
.Jessica Lynn..: We are buying bread
Ash: To feed the ducks!!
.Jessica Lynn..: Yes I'm not high anymore
Ash: Ok lol
.Jessica Lynn..: Too many geese
Ash: I hate geese
.Jessica Lynn..: There were a lot