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Today in 1613,The Globe Theatre in London, England burns to the ground...Happy Birthday Emily Skinner!! The Red Sox have these malcontents named The Tampa Bay Devil Dogs in Fenway Park tonight...Great time to exploit BJ Upton lack of hustle...That would be such a great strategy...Seeing the Sox are playing three games against them next week in Florida...I am totally predicting fire works...Like the kind when...
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Happy Birthday to me...Happy Birthday to me...YAY! So this morning Riley and I started on our Birthday walk...We saw my mom and shamus the dog...I was happy to see Happy Birthday messages on facebook ect.....How would you like to go for a birthday swim at the park...Today in 1994, Microsoft no longer supports MS-DOS and the development of FreeDOS begins...Happy Birthday Chris Isaak!!Today in 1962,...
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So the girl I had just been seeing called me up all angry and drunk...we were suppose to spend my birthday together...What ever...I am all set with that shit...She wanted me to rub lotion on her back because she got sunburned tomorrow...and she was like you don't care...And I am thinking...hmm well it must of been bothering you so much that you been out at...
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There is only two shopping days left to my birthday!! It's a big one...Like Big Tops with clowns coming out of a small car, big one! You ever get sick of commercials...Today in 1664, The colony of New Jersey is founded...If I am ever out in public and I see a Soda bottle vs kool-aid pitcher in a toy horse race or log rolling...
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Hi...How are you? I had a good day today...Very little worries...it was a nice distraction...Only three more days...till my birthday...I started making the rounds today...Today in 1917, In a game against the Washington Senators, Boston Red Sox pitcher Ernie Shore retires 26 batters in a row after replacing Babe Ruth, who had
been ejected for punching the umpire...Happy Birthday LaDainian Tomlinson!! I know that in...
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Today marks the summer solstice in the northern hemisphere and the winter solstice in the southern hemisphere, and this is the day of the year with the longest hours of daylight in the northern hemisphere and the shortest in the southern hemisphere...Happy Birthday Kip Winger!! Relax don't do it...When you want to go to it...Relax don't do it...When you want to come...Relax don't do it...When...
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I have never heard of the Yellow Badge until today...and it really upsetting me reading about it...I am started thinking...ah ha...Now I am starting to understand why there is an Israel.. Today in 1269, King Louis IX of France orders all Jews found in public without an identifying yellow badge to be fined ten livres of silver..I am glad he is dead...That was a racist...
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I woke up this morning with a bad hangover...And my penis was missing again...This happens all the time...It's detachable...This comes in handy a lot of the time... I can leave it home when I think it's going to get me in trouble...Or I can rent it out when I don't need it...Happy Birthday Roger Ebert...bet you wish you were still dating Oprah Winfrey!! So your...
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Do you know how to make your dad proud on this father's day...Well just don't be Kyle Keady...Nobody knows it but I am so sad...Nobody knows it but I am so sad...And that is the saddest of all my girl...That is the saddest of all...Riley the dog was very excited on his morning walk to see Peter Cottontail hoping down the bunny trail...I am green...
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Sargon of Akkad was an Akkadian emperor famous for his conquest of the Sumerian city-states in the 24th and 23rd centuries BC... He became a member of the royal court of Kish, ultimately overthrowing its king before embarking on the conquest of Mesopotamia...Paul Sorvino is President of Paul Sorvino Foods, where he sells a line of sauces...I wish I could bottle and sell my own...
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