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I am going to tell you two things that you will find hard to believe...but they are true...It involves a hillbilly and my shirt...I had the most random dream last night...I had two chocolate labs...Riley and an unnamed female...Then I dreamed I went to the Northshore of Massachusetts...When I read the name of the town off the sign at the beach on Cape Ann...I knew...
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Does anyone remember what happened today six years ago? I do...It's when Jason "Grandpa" Varitek introduced his glove to that Steroid cheat Alex Rodriguez....It was the start to the whole turn around of the 2004 season...I also had this random thought today...When we wear clothes, after we take them off they go in the laundry hamper ect...However, when is the last time you have run...
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Shirley you must be joking...I am not Joking and don't call me Shirley Sherrod...OMG I woke up this morning and realized, I didn't watch the Red Sox last night...The game wasn't starting to late but I was awake when the game started...However, I never switched over...I immediately got on my knees and 1000 Ted Williams...Not sure why the SG Chat was not working...Not that I...
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Riley and I started our day off by taking our morning walk....He got into his squat when the Hillbilly came by..."I use to have a black lab-she just died, Now I have a Basset Hound"...It's like freaking groundhog day...He says the same thing to me every time we see him...Seriously if he had a dog...He must know it's important not to come pat a dog...
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God why did it have to be a dream...After I rescued Big Bird from the Ultra nationalist...I randomly met and fell in love with Julie Ann Moore...It was at this point, I could hear "Say it Ain't So" by Weezer playing from my cell phone...It was time to get up...Damn right if your going to have an alarm clock, it better be a cool tune...
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Could you imagine if you had cancer and they were going to cancel your insurance because underpaid by a penny...OMG I screeched like a girl this morning when I was bit on the back of the neck by a mother fucking deer fly...It hurt worse then getting bit by an alligator...Riley looked sad...I said, "baby..no..not you...you are doing a very good job"...I rolled to work...
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I can't believe that Superman was arrested!! Today I woke up and watched Married with Children...I was laying in bed with the CPU on trying to remember my name and the date...It was Tuesday....Sure I just had this amazing dream rescuing Heather Graham from the Cylons...It still meant that I had to go to work, grocery shopping, wash, and walk/play with Riley the dog...More important...
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I had the greatest blog almost written yesterday...Then while Riley the dog and I were walking careless and footloose free...I looked at Riley...and the road started spinning...The calm that I have sought was being twisted away some type of injury or abnormality near Riley's eye...I knew I wasn't going to be able to check to see what was wrong with him as we walked...Today in...
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The moon looked picturesque this morning as Riley and I walked...A faded white moon in a baby blue sky...It looked like something out of Return of the Jedi...I then thought...Since my father is "unknown", I wondered if his first named was Darth...I then thought since I was walking with a big "wookie" of a dog, I wondered if I could buy a Han Solo vest...
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Riley the dog and I got to sleep in late today...I <3 it...going into work an hour later...Weour day by taking a walk...We saw two of his dogs friends...little poodle looking things...The woman holding the two little dogs, said outloud, "I love this dog"...Today in 1992, Former Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher joins the House of Lords as Baroness Thatcher...Happy Birthday Bunny De La Cruz!! She's...
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