I was sitting around my house last night too sad to write...The Red sox were loosing again...Literally minutes after I had compared the 2010 Red Sox team to the 1993 Red Sox team...Jed Lowrie homered to lead off the 11th inning, lifting the Boston Red Sox to a 5-4 win over the Toronto Blue Jays last night...He dropped an easy foul pop up to start the inning but finished with a homer into the Red Sox bullpen for his first career game-ending homer....I was jumping around a like a kid on Christmas...It's like riding an oceanic water bed...I fell asleep with the Military History channel on last night...The entire night I listened to story's about the navel war between The United States and Japan while I Snored...Riley and I did our walk this morning...He didn't do his #2's...I fed him, did my chores, and took him out for a second time...He was such a good boy...He did his business and all was right in the world...I put my hand in my pocket after he did his business...I said, "where is that milk bone"...He was bouncing around looking at me....Like, Look dad I did...I am a good boy...Treat me...I rolled to work with some time to spare...I had a very bumpy and shaky ride...My front left tire is almost at bald as Howie Mandel's head...The right front tires is not far behind...I so wanted to get out of work early today and go to BJ's to get some new tires...They only thing is I need an alignment of the wheels also...I am not sure if BJs does alignments...Police launched an intensive search for a 39-year-old Fletcher, Okla., woman after her fiance reported that she was missing...Yuppers...They found her a month later in a Corpus Christi, Texas, hotel room with some other dude...Would you call off the wedding? Speaking of weddings...A boat ran aground yesterday on a massive rock in Boston Harbor...It stranded 18 bachelor and bachelorette partygoers and two crew members... The 50-foot recreational boat named Wilhelmina ran aground on Devils Back, catching on the rock at low tide...Got to stay inside of the marked channel...It was only a like a month ago, a whale-watching vessel carrying 168 passengers, ran aground on Devils Back near the south channel of Boston Harbor...When your sliding into first and you feel something burst...A 31-year-old bride heading home from her bachelorette party driving over 90 mph Saturday morning and weaving in and out of traffic on Interstate 405 in Bellevue when police stopped her...A trooper arrested the woman, processed her and let her take a cab home in time to make it to her early afternoon wedding in Burien...Washington State Patrol Trooper Christina Martin says the brides alcohol level was nearly twice the legal state limit...It's been a while since I have seen Reuben TV...Today in 1952, The penal colony on Devil's Island is permanently closed...Happy Birthday Tori Amos!! A 61-year-old man driving drunk in Bethany, N.Y., drove 11 miles to his home after the right rear tire fell off of his van...Police came to his home to arrest him and discovered that his drivers license expired 33 years ago...hey isn't that profiling...How dare they arrest people for breaking the law such as drunk drivers or illegal immigrants...The name for Oz in the "Wizard of Oz" was thought up when the creator, Frank Baum, looked at his filing cabinet and saw A-N, and O-Z, hence "Oz."...You want to see a cute, funny movie...Watch Real Woman Have Curves...
Today in 1902, Theodore Roosevelt becomes the first President of the United States to ride in an automobile...Happy Birthday Bill Parcells!! I wish Bill Parcells was President...Perhaps, Iranian and Russian engineers wouldn't have been loading fuel into Irans first nuclear power plant...Moscow has promised to safeguard to prevent material at the site from being used in any potential weapons production...Yah, Remember Chernobyl...Exactly, and oddly enough... Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Sunday inaugurated the country's first domestically built unmanned bomber aircraft, calling it an ambassador of death to Iran's enemies...I think then United States solider's left Iraq, I think they went in the wrong direction...They should of been heading for Tehran...Should Israel attack Iran's nuclear power plants...Ahmadinejad stated, "The scope of Iran's reaction will include the entire the earth"...Yah that's the administration I want in charge of Nuclear weapons...Threatening to destroy the Earth...You see how they treat their own citizens...Remember watching all the Freedom demonstrations in Iran last year on television...The only videos you could see of it happening of the Government killing their own citizens who wanted a fair election, change, the right to protest, and most of all Freedom was on youtube because they don't have TV in Iran, well they have state run TV...Also take note who is going to make sure the that the power plant nuclear material at the site from being used in any potential weapons production...Da (Yes in Russian) it's Russia...Today in 1922, Michael Collins, Commander-in-Chief of the Irish Free State Army is shot dead during an Anti-Treaty ambush during the Irish Civil War...Happy Birthday Christi Shake!! Do you wanna get away? I would if I was the 43-year-old woman making a deposit at the drive-through window of a Wethersfield, Connecticut bank...It seems that she inadvertently included a bag of cocaine in the envelope...She explained to the cops who arrested her that she had been partying over the weekend and didnt realize she had left some of the leftover drugs in the banking envelope...What does that explain...That your guilty...Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey...Maria says that I am too old for Video games...You can never be too old for video games...Anyone live near Jackman, Maine? OMG I was just thinking about UNO's Breadsticks, they way the make them now...It's like falling in love...God I wish I had them in my mouth...Maria had a good idea today...She suggested I try EHARMONY...Although, initially, I was thinking for what...She stated maybe you find a wife to start a family...I then said but I don't really want go on dates...Not unless is she is paying...I am to poor to go on dates and I have a dog...A lot of woman aren't really all that into dogs...I never had a dog before...He is my buddy, I go...He goes...I think the thing that people don't understand...I wish they would perhaps think outside of the box...If I treat a dog this well...how do you think I would treat a friend, lover, a partner, girlfriend, or wife...Maria says I am too picky...What should I settle for...Like dumb, mute, warm mouth who likes the Red Sox and Dogs...That's now what I am looking for...What qualities would I look for in a person besides just physical attraction...A Positive-proactive thinker, independent, a great communicator, someone who always thinks life is too short to get bogged down by little things or someone else's drama...Someone who likes to have fun...Someone who likes to have a drink but not the whole bottle...Someone who grab a burger with...Someone who wants to have a big family...Someone who is also willing to work, to do X,Y, and Z so that we could have a big family and be financially secure...
Today in 2003, Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore is suspended after refusing to comply with a federal court order to remove a rock inscribed with the Ten Commandments from the lobby of the Alabama Supreme Court building...Happy Birthday Laura Breckenridge!! They really should have support groups for Red Sox fans...Mark was so nice to come over to me first thing in the morning to remind me the Yankers are in first place...I told Maria that I was a Pirate today...She just kept doing what she was doing...She never listens...Maybe after the Red Sox season they will give their players purple medals for playing in a such injury ravaged season...Carlos Delgado, who was placed on the minor league DL because of hip and lower back soreness...it was a pie in the sky idea to replace Youk at first for the rest of the year...New York Police estimated that by 11:30 a.m. supporters of the center numbered up to 250, and critics numbered about 450 for of an Islamic community center mosque a few blocks away from ground zero today...One of the reasons I believe that the United States of America has been rocking it out for many years is the lack of a civil war...I am anti-civil war...United We Stand! Michael J. Fox will be appearing on the TV show called "The Good Wife"...Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated...Especially cool games like Frogger or Joust...What about Castlevania...If I had the Goonies on dvd I would totally watch that tonight...Never let your friends borrow your dvds...It's the last you will see of it...Maybe it's just my truck tires...But I am really worried...But like Alfred E. Newman once said, "What me worry"...Israel will take care of business...Today in 1987 Madonna's "Who's That Girl," single goes #1...Happy Birthday Carl Yastrzemski!! Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine...Riley and I had a good walk tonight...He seemed really happy toinght...Of course I started to have negative thinking...Being like...Oh no...Something horrible is going to happen...Once I realized I was having negative thinking...I said, "Blah to that"...We had a fun walk in the rain and making footprints in the mud...The Red Sox are winning 3 to 0...YAY! Although who is that kid behind homeplate...Omg he is so loud...Another work week begins tomorrow...All I hope that my truck tires hold up till I get to the shop tomorrow...That I am able to get my mom's shopping done on Tuesday but yet still enjoy the Annual Summer BBQ at work on Tuesday...I have to come up with an idea...This year's theme is funniest hat...Wearing a Yankers hat is the only thing I thought of...I so know there is going to be this negative energy around our department participating in the BBQ...They will tell us to go down and enjoy for 10 minutes and get back to work...Wait do you have to pay for the eharmony?? LOL A hooker would be cheaper then eharmony...I am not even looking for sex LMAO...I just thought it would fun to see my matches...Time to hit the shower...
Today in 1902, Theodore Roosevelt becomes the first President of the United States to ride in an automobile...Happy Birthday Bill Parcells!! I wish Bill Parcells was President...Perhaps, Iranian and Russian engineers wouldn't have been loading fuel into Irans first nuclear power plant...Moscow has promised to safeguard to prevent material at the site from being used in any potential weapons production...Yah, Remember Chernobyl...Exactly, and oddly enough... Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad on Sunday inaugurated the country's first domestically built unmanned bomber aircraft, calling it an ambassador of death to Iran's enemies...I think then United States solider's left Iraq, I think they went in the wrong direction...They should of been heading for Tehran...Should Israel attack Iran's nuclear power plants...Ahmadinejad stated, "The scope of Iran's reaction will include the entire the earth"...Yah that's the administration I want in charge of Nuclear weapons...Threatening to destroy the Earth...You see how they treat their own citizens...Remember watching all the Freedom demonstrations in Iran last year on television...The only videos you could see of it happening of the Government killing their own citizens who wanted a fair election, change, the right to protest, and most of all Freedom was on youtube because they don't have TV in Iran, well they have state run TV...Also take note who is going to make sure the that the power plant nuclear material at the site from being used in any potential weapons production...Da (Yes in Russian) it's Russia...Today in 1922, Michael Collins, Commander-in-Chief of the Irish Free State Army is shot dead during an Anti-Treaty ambush during the Irish Civil War...Happy Birthday Christi Shake!! Do you wanna get away? I would if I was the 43-year-old woman making a deposit at the drive-through window of a Wethersfield, Connecticut bank...It seems that she inadvertently included a bag of cocaine in the envelope...She explained to the cops who arrested her that she had been partying over the weekend and didnt realize she had left some of the leftover drugs in the banking envelope...What does that explain...That your guilty...Two-thirds of the world's eggplant is grown in New Jersey...Maria says that I am too old for Video games...You can never be too old for video games...Anyone live near Jackman, Maine? OMG I was just thinking about UNO's Breadsticks, they way the make them now...It's like falling in love...God I wish I had them in my mouth...Maria had a good idea today...She suggested I try EHARMONY...Although, initially, I was thinking for what...She stated maybe you find a wife to start a family...I then said but I don't really want go on dates...Not unless is she is paying...I am to poor to go on dates and I have a dog...A lot of woman aren't really all that into dogs...I never had a dog before...He is my buddy, I go...He goes...I think the thing that people don't understand...I wish they would perhaps think outside of the box...If I treat a dog this well...how do you think I would treat a friend, lover, a partner, girlfriend, or wife...Maria says I am too picky...What should I settle for...Like dumb, mute, warm mouth who likes the Red Sox and Dogs...That's now what I am looking for...What qualities would I look for in a person besides just physical attraction...A Positive-proactive thinker, independent, a great communicator, someone who always thinks life is too short to get bogged down by little things or someone else's drama...Someone who likes to have fun...Someone who likes to have a drink but not the whole bottle...Someone who grab a burger with...Someone who wants to have a big family...Someone who is also willing to work, to do X,Y, and Z so that we could have a big family and be financially secure...
Today in 2003, Alabama Chief Justice Roy Moore is suspended after refusing to comply with a federal court order to remove a rock inscribed with the Ten Commandments from the lobby of the Alabama Supreme Court building...Happy Birthday Laura Breckenridge!! They really should have support groups for Red Sox fans...Mark was so nice to come over to me first thing in the morning to remind me the Yankers are in first place...I told Maria that I was a Pirate today...She just kept doing what she was doing...She never listens...Maybe after the Red Sox season they will give their players purple medals for playing in a such injury ravaged season...Carlos Delgado, who was placed on the minor league DL because of hip and lower back soreness...it was a pie in the sky idea to replace Youk at first for the rest of the year...New York Police estimated that by 11:30 a.m. supporters of the center numbered up to 250, and critics numbered about 450 for of an Islamic community center mosque a few blocks away from ground zero today...One of the reasons I believe that the United States of America has been rocking it out for many years is the lack of a civil war...I am anti-civil war...United We Stand! Michael J. Fox will be appearing on the TV show called "The Good Wife"...Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated...Especially cool games like Frogger or Joust...What about Castlevania...If I had the Goonies on dvd I would totally watch that tonight...Never let your friends borrow your dvds...It's the last you will see of it...Maybe it's just my truck tires...But I am really worried...But like Alfred E. Newman once said, "What me worry"...Israel will take care of business...Today in 1987 Madonna's "Who's That Girl," single goes #1...Happy Birthday Carl Yastrzemski!! Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine...Riley and I had a good walk tonight...He seemed really happy toinght...Of course I started to have negative thinking...Being like...Oh no...Something horrible is going to happen...Once I realized I was having negative thinking...I said, "Blah to that"...We had a fun walk in the rain and making footprints in the mud...The Red Sox are winning 3 to 0...YAY! Although who is that kid behind homeplate...Omg he is so loud...Another work week begins tomorrow...All I hope that my truck tires hold up till I get to the shop tomorrow...That I am able to get my mom's shopping done on Tuesday but yet still enjoy the Annual Summer BBQ at work on Tuesday...I have to come up with an idea...This year's theme is funniest hat...Wearing a Yankers hat is the only thing I thought of...I so know there is going to be this negative energy around our department participating in the BBQ...They will tell us to go down and enjoy for 10 minutes and get back to work...Wait do you have to pay for the eharmony?? LOL A hooker would be cheaper then eharmony...I am not even looking for sex LMAO...I just thought it would fun to see my matches...Time to hit the shower...