I am officially doing it...I am turning my Red Sox Frown upside down...YANKEES 7 RED SOX 2...Today's game started at 2 pm...I missed it because I was working...But I am going to turn my Red Sox Frown upside down because the Red Sox beat the Yankers 2-1 today...I was late to work today because of traffic...I told my boss it was my fault though...It's true I only gave myself 34 minutes to go 11 miles...I normally give myself 45 minutes...to go 11 fucking miles...Do you know why that is...Of course traffic...Do you know why traffic is so bad...Because they are tearing up all the roads with President Oboma's stimulus money...You would thinking someone would have the brains God gave a clam and do it during the night...Nope they are entitled...
Tommy George owns the Foxhole strip club..He says the churchs pastor, Bill Dunfee, and his congregation bother the clubs weekend patrons...He says they come armed with bullhorns, signs and video cameras for posting customers license plate numbers online...What do you do when the Church comes to protest your business? They protested back...They went to church... "Waka Waka," says Fozzie Bear..Women in bikinis sat in camp chairs Sunday outside the New Beginnings Ministries church in Warsaw, about 60 miles northeast of Columbus...I would so be at church and make sure I had a window seat...If I lived anywhere near there...George and his employees decided to start coming to the church because they were fed up...Wait wait...I shit you not...Police say a woman wiped a dirty diaper on the window of another womans vehicle during a dispute in a traffic jam as both were leaving the Fayette County Fair...That's down right dirty...23 year-old Jessica Hollis has been charged with harassment in the incident...Police say she smeared the diaper on the rear window of a vehicle driven by 36-year-old Melanie Campbell...The fire alarm went off at work today...We aren't allowed to leave during fire alarm...Last time the building was on fire...We are to essential...Today in 1988, Wayne Gretzky is traded from the Edmonton Oilers to the Los Angeles Kings...Happy Birthday Whitney Houston!! What is going on with the Red Sox...Why didn't Beckett pitch inside...He had a 2.18 ERA in his previous three starts since returning from the disabled list, but the Yankees lit up Beckett on lastnight....Why did today's game start at 2 pm??? Are they having a teacher's day? It's going a challenged to say the least...With Batman, Kevin Youkilis out for the season and his boy wonder, Dustin Pedroia still out...The latest forecasts call for a possible return to Fenway Park on Aug 17...What they have to do is get a win in New York today and get the hell out...Fly up to Toronto and ruffle the Blue Jays feathers by sweeping them...An Ohio woman discovered her husband had a girlfriend living at a house he owned in Florida, because the other woman posted pictures of their life together on Facebook. ..When the girlfriend posted photos of them getting married in costume at Disneyworld, Wife No. 1 filed for divorce...Holy embarrassing situations Batman...''I just thought I threw too many balls over the fat part of the plate,'' Said Beckett...Only 2 words in the English language have all five vowels in order,abstemious and facetious...I almost felt bad for Matthew J. Amorello...When some of the details of his drunk driving episode started to leak out...Almost...Haverhill police found him seated in his smashed up 1999 Ford Explorer in a Mercedes dealership parking lot...The truck had three wheels...Of course the police arrested him and charged him with driving under the influence of alcohol and leaving the scene of property damage...He had hit a 1999 Saab and a 2005 Dodge Magnum as he "drove" along River Street...Amorello gave 99 Larch Row in Wenham to police as his address however he lost that home to foreclosure in January....You know I really did start to feel bad for the guy then I put on my proactive thinking cap...If I were him I would be saying to myself Thank God I didn't killed somebody or myself...I caused this situation and I need to make amends...My house and/or wife may be gone but my life is not over...It's day one of my new life...You know there is cliche that says, "It Ain't over until the fat lady sings"...I think that statement is offensive to woman...I use a phrase, "It Ain't over till I'm over"...In other words...No matter what happens...It's not too late for you...I mean it may be to late to save a relationship or a marriage but guess what life goes on for you...It's about what you do with your life...It's only over when you are dead...Some would I say it's easier said then done...I agree...I also think it's easier done then said if you have the right attitude, a proactive one...
Today in 1969, Members of a cult led by Charles Manson brutally murder pregnant
actress Sharon Tate (wife of Roman Polanski), coffee heiress Abigail Folger, Polish actor Wojciech Frykowski, men's hairstylist Jay Sebring, and recent high-school graduate Steven Parent....Happy Birthday Gillian Anderson!! Mother Hen she was...A 17-year-old boy was arrested after he stole a pizza delivery guys car in Chicago...His mother showed up in court the next day, and when the judge asked her if she as posting bail, she said, Ive got the money to bail him out, but hes staying here, locked up, and walked out...Maine is the only state whose name has only one syllable...Twenty-four-year-old Jason Teixeira was arrested Sunday morning in Portsmouth...He is charged with assaulting his 9-month-old daughter...I believe that qualifies him for my scumbag of the day...Teixeira was charged with two counts of second-degree assault and one count of endangering the welfare of a minor...He is being held at the Merrimack County Jail on $125,000 bail...I wonder what that is like being held on 100k plus bail...Since assaulted an infant, I am taking a wild guess you get a single cell...The time is 7:35 pm, the temperature is 85 degrees...Today in 48 BC, Julius Caesar decisively defeats Pompey at Pharsalus and Pompey flees to Egypt...Happy Birthday Hayley Peirsol!! Oh Please like Derek Jeter cares that he passed Babe Ruth on the career hits list...He passed Babe Ruth along time ago on the money in his pocket list...77-year-old Ena Mallett, a British grandmother who became the first woman to get a 7th dan black belt in Spirit Combat International jujitsu...A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours...Fall River City Councilor Brian Bigelow has been arrested along with 23 others in a prostitution sting...I saw a man and his daughter at the grocery store tonight....I normally see them when Riley and I are walking...He looked at me and did a double take, "Hard to recognize you without the big brown dog with you"...When I got home Riley was ready to go for his walk...We had a good walk and got some pats from strangers...Well I didn't get any pats...When we walked past the Knights of Columbus...It looked a convention for the elderly who drove Nissan vehicles...As each one drove by...I wondered if they noticed I was wearing a bright red t-shirt that said, "You know you want me"...Riley just literally fell on his side....I thought it was pretty dramatic...He is a tired boy...
Today in 1907, The first Boy Scout encampment concludes at Brownsea Island in Southern England...I loved hearing the prerecorded speech of President Obama being played to the boy scout jamboree...He was supposed to attend in person but blew them off for the View...Its so funny...You cannot even President Oboma talking during the speech because the boos are so loud...Happy Birthday Anna Kendrick!! Who ever thought the Saints would marching into the White House...The movie called Dragonfly has a great ending...It worth watching!! Even if Kevin Costner is in it...Talk about working the system...A waitress in Pennsylvania collected disability benefits after claiming she was injured in a fall on the job and was unable to work because it hurt when she moved around too much. Police took interest when they found she was working as an exotic dancer...Hope it wasn't Ms.Buzby...February 1865 is the only month in recorded history that did not have a full moon...Reports are leaking out that Matthew J. Amorello was pepper-sprayed in his car by cops and was extremely intoxicated...The officer who responded to the scene reported having seen Amorello crossing a street earlier and urinating on himself...Amorello was then pepper-sprayed so officers could get him out of his truck....Police say continued to be uncooperative....Court documents say Amorello laid on his hands so police could not cuff him...Police dragged him to the cruiser, scraping his knees and elbow on the ground because according to report he was too heavy to carry....Random thought...If I was the supervisor on scene...I would of called the fire department and a bus to get him looked at...Maybe they did that...I have yet to read any reports accept that he refused treatment...Can a person in his condition especially after being in car accident make a proper descion whether he needs medical treatment...Today's runner up, scumbag of the day is Ashley Anne Kirilow...If you have ever watched anyone slowly die of cancer, you knw what I am talking about...She shaved her head, plucked her eyebrows, starved herself to look like a cancer patient and tattooed "Won't Quit" on her hands...She collected thousands of dollars in contributions...Her Father Mike Kirilow caught her sharade...OMG talk about, "want to get away"...Your dad caught you scamming people pretending you had cancer...Michelle Marron, it was busy at work today...So tonight after I took Riley to pee...A white expensive looking Mercendes pulled in at the bottom of my street...Out pops my neighbor's 16 year-old daughter...She says hi to me and asks me if she can pat Riley...She pats Riley and I see this 18 year-old kid still standing at the car looking at me and my dog...He was shaking in his sneakers...He better be...I wonder if he knew her father was a cop...
Today in 1988, Just 1 day after 8/8/88 New York's daily number is 888...Happy Birthday Ashley Johnson!! They are having mudslides and China...Not the fun kind...I love UNO'S mudslides...However, if you have more then two, then you will get a belly ache...It's always in Florida!! A woman told police in Royal Highlands, Fla., that her live-in boyfriend put rat poison in her Kool-Aid....They rushed her to the hospital and did all kinds of tests...She tested positive for methamphetamine...Maybe the people at the church for protesting the Stripclub for another reason....No Red Sox on tonight...What to watch...
Tommy George owns the Foxhole strip club..He says the churchs pastor, Bill Dunfee, and his congregation bother the clubs weekend patrons...He says they come armed with bullhorns, signs and video cameras for posting customers license plate numbers online...What do you do when the Church comes to protest your business? They protested back...They went to church... "Waka Waka," says Fozzie Bear..Women in bikinis sat in camp chairs Sunday outside the New Beginnings Ministries church in Warsaw, about 60 miles northeast of Columbus...I would so be at church and make sure I had a window seat...If I lived anywhere near there...George and his employees decided to start coming to the church because they were fed up...Wait wait...I shit you not...Police say a woman wiped a dirty diaper on the window of another womans vehicle during a dispute in a traffic jam as both were leaving the Fayette County Fair...That's down right dirty...23 year-old Jessica Hollis has been charged with harassment in the incident...Police say she smeared the diaper on the rear window of a vehicle driven by 36-year-old Melanie Campbell...The fire alarm went off at work today...We aren't allowed to leave during fire alarm...Last time the building was on fire...We are to essential...Today in 1988, Wayne Gretzky is traded from the Edmonton Oilers to the Los Angeles Kings...Happy Birthday Whitney Houston!! What is going on with the Red Sox...Why didn't Beckett pitch inside...He had a 2.18 ERA in his previous three starts since returning from the disabled list, but the Yankees lit up Beckett on lastnight....Why did today's game start at 2 pm??? Are they having a teacher's day? It's going a challenged to say the least...With Batman, Kevin Youkilis out for the season and his boy wonder, Dustin Pedroia still out...The latest forecasts call for a possible return to Fenway Park on Aug 17...What they have to do is get a win in New York today and get the hell out...Fly up to Toronto and ruffle the Blue Jays feathers by sweeping them...An Ohio woman discovered her husband had a girlfriend living at a house he owned in Florida, because the other woman posted pictures of their life together on Facebook. ..When the girlfriend posted photos of them getting married in costume at Disneyworld, Wife No. 1 filed for divorce...Holy embarrassing situations Batman...''I just thought I threw too many balls over the fat part of the plate,'' Said Beckett...Only 2 words in the English language have all five vowels in order,abstemious and facetious...I almost felt bad for Matthew J. Amorello...When some of the details of his drunk driving episode started to leak out...Almost...Haverhill police found him seated in his smashed up 1999 Ford Explorer in a Mercedes dealership parking lot...The truck had three wheels...Of course the police arrested him and charged him with driving under the influence of alcohol and leaving the scene of property damage...He had hit a 1999 Saab and a 2005 Dodge Magnum as he "drove" along River Street...Amorello gave 99 Larch Row in Wenham to police as his address however he lost that home to foreclosure in January....You know I really did start to feel bad for the guy then I put on my proactive thinking cap...If I were him I would be saying to myself Thank God I didn't killed somebody or myself...I caused this situation and I need to make amends...My house and/or wife may be gone but my life is not over...It's day one of my new life...You know there is cliche that says, "It Ain't over until the fat lady sings"...I think that statement is offensive to woman...I use a phrase, "It Ain't over till I'm over"...In other words...No matter what happens...It's not too late for you...I mean it may be to late to save a relationship or a marriage but guess what life goes on for you...It's about what you do with your life...It's only over when you are dead...Some would I say it's easier said then done...I agree...I also think it's easier done then said if you have the right attitude, a proactive one...
Today in 1969, Members of a cult led by Charles Manson brutally murder pregnant
actress Sharon Tate (wife of Roman Polanski), coffee heiress Abigail Folger, Polish actor Wojciech Frykowski, men's hairstylist Jay Sebring, and recent high-school graduate Steven Parent....Happy Birthday Gillian Anderson!! Mother Hen she was...A 17-year-old boy was arrested after he stole a pizza delivery guys car in Chicago...His mother showed up in court the next day, and when the judge asked her if she as posting bail, she said, Ive got the money to bail him out, but hes staying here, locked up, and walked out...Maine is the only state whose name has only one syllable...Twenty-four-year-old Jason Teixeira was arrested Sunday morning in Portsmouth...He is charged with assaulting his 9-month-old daughter...I believe that qualifies him for my scumbag of the day...Teixeira was charged with two counts of second-degree assault and one count of endangering the welfare of a minor...He is being held at the Merrimack County Jail on $125,000 bail...I wonder what that is like being held on 100k plus bail...Since assaulted an infant, I am taking a wild guess you get a single cell...The time is 7:35 pm, the temperature is 85 degrees...Today in 48 BC, Julius Caesar decisively defeats Pompey at Pharsalus and Pompey flees to Egypt...Happy Birthday Hayley Peirsol!! Oh Please like Derek Jeter cares that he passed Babe Ruth on the career hits list...He passed Babe Ruth along time ago on the money in his pocket list...77-year-old Ena Mallett, a British grandmother who became the first woman to get a 7th dan black belt in Spirit Combat International jujitsu...A dragonfly has a life span of 24 hours...Fall River City Councilor Brian Bigelow has been arrested along with 23 others in a prostitution sting...I saw a man and his daughter at the grocery store tonight....I normally see them when Riley and I are walking...He looked at me and did a double take, "Hard to recognize you without the big brown dog with you"...When I got home Riley was ready to go for his walk...We had a good walk and got some pats from strangers...Well I didn't get any pats...When we walked past the Knights of Columbus...It looked a convention for the elderly who drove Nissan vehicles...As each one drove by...I wondered if they noticed I was wearing a bright red t-shirt that said, "You know you want me"...Riley just literally fell on his side....I thought it was pretty dramatic...He is a tired boy...
Today in 1907, The first Boy Scout encampment concludes at Brownsea Island in Southern England...I loved hearing the prerecorded speech of President Obama being played to the boy scout jamboree...He was supposed to attend in person but blew them off for the View...Its so funny...You cannot even President Oboma talking during the speech because the boos are so loud...Happy Birthday Anna Kendrick!! Who ever thought the Saints would marching into the White House...The movie called Dragonfly has a great ending...It worth watching!! Even if Kevin Costner is in it...Talk about working the system...A waitress in Pennsylvania collected disability benefits after claiming she was injured in a fall on the job and was unable to work because it hurt when she moved around too much. Police took interest when they found she was working as an exotic dancer...Hope it wasn't Ms.Buzby...February 1865 is the only month in recorded history that did not have a full moon...Reports are leaking out that Matthew J. Amorello was pepper-sprayed in his car by cops and was extremely intoxicated...The officer who responded to the scene reported having seen Amorello crossing a street earlier and urinating on himself...Amorello was then pepper-sprayed so officers could get him out of his truck....Police say continued to be uncooperative....Court documents say Amorello laid on his hands so police could not cuff him...Police dragged him to the cruiser, scraping his knees and elbow on the ground because according to report he was too heavy to carry....Random thought...If I was the supervisor on scene...I would of called the fire department and a bus to get him looked at...Maybe they did that...I have yet to read any reports accept that he refused treatment...Can a person in his condition especially after being in car accident make a proper descion whether he needs medical treatment...Today's runner up, scumbag of the day is Ashley Anne Kirilow...If you have ever watched anyone slowly die of cancer, you knw what I am talking about...She shaved her head, plucked her eyebrows, starved herself to look like a cancer patient and tattooed "Won't Quit" on her hands...She collected thousands of dollars in contributions...Her Father Mike Kirilow caught her sharade...OMG talk about, "want to get away"...Your dad caught you scamming people pretending you had cancer...Michelle Marron, it was busy at work today...So tonight after I took Riley to pee...A white expensive looking Mercendes pulled in at the bottom of my street...Out pops my neighbor's 16 year-old daughter...She says hi to me and asks me if she can pat Riley...She pats Riley and I see this 18 year-old kid still standing at the car looking at me and my dog...He was shaking in his sneakers...He better be...I wonder if he knew her father was a cop...
Today in 1988, Just 1 day after 8/8/88 New York's daily number is 888...Happy Birthday Ashley Johnson!! They are having mudslides and China...Not the fun kind...I love UNO'S mudslides...However, if you have more then two, then you will get a belly ache...It's always in Florida!! A woman told police in Royal Highlands, Fla., that her live-in boyfriend put rat poison in her Kool-Aid....They rushed her to the hospital and did all kinds of tests...She tested positive for methamphetamine...Maybe the people at the church for protesting the Stripclub for another reason....No Red Sox on tonight...What to watch...