I cried all last night till I fell asleep...The Red Sox trail the Rays by 6 1/2 games and the Yankees by six for the wild card...I was surprised to see how it almost seemed like Jacoby Ellsbury was going to get a standing ovation at his first at bat...How the H-E double hockey sticks to do you loose to the Indians 9-1...I mean this is still America...That's why George Washington chopped down the Cherry Tree and called it Macaroni...The verb cleave is the only English word with two synonyms which are antonyms of each other: adhere and separate...Today in 1981, Ronald Reagan fires 11,359 striking air-traffic controllers who ignored his order for them to return to work...Happy Birthday Paula Creamer!! Justin Masterson pitched pretty well last night for the Chief Wahoo's tribe...Jon Lester was forced out of the game after only five-plus innings with a leg cramp...He was gave seven hits and four runs in a game that featured seven unearned runs allowed by the Red Sox...Hopefully, he will not have to join the M.A.S.H. unit...A Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound...Haven't you heard...It's always better not to run from the Cops...I have luckily not have had to been in a position to make a choice...Actually I will say it's more of my proactive thinking to keep myself out of those situations...The 25-year-old Franklin woman who allegedly ran down a cop and fled the crash scene is an accused hooker who violated her probation on a prostitution charge...Ari C.Cunard allegedly kept driving Tuesday in Franklin even after a construction worker told her she had hit a cop...She allegedly said "Sorry"...she backed up, went around a construction barrel and took off...Police found a red, 2006 Chevrolet Cobalt parked behind Cunards apartment building and they questioned her...That's too bad...for everyone involved...I think about that when I am driving through a construction area...They are so close to cars...I am so very careful...However, if she knew she hit him and drove off...Well She will have to take responsibility for that and have some type of accountability...The plastic things on the end of shoelaces are called aglets....I was wondering why there was water coming out of my air conditioner last night...It was coming out of the top...Like where the cold air blows out...I would think if the drainage hole is clogged...It would be leaking from the bottom of the A/C not out of the vent where the cool air comes from...It must be because it's so fucking hot!! It's been like 100 degrees with 98% humidity for the past two days...It only seems to leak though when I run at 60 degrees high for a long time...When I woke up this morning...I left it on energy saver at 68 degrees...No leaking...I am not even sure you can call it leaking...I just see water dripping off the vent inside and the cold air blowing it out spout at a time...I am going to see if water is dripping out of it on the outside tonight...If so, it's all good...That would indicate the drainage hole is not blocked...If not then I to take it out of the window and need to unblock it...Which means a whole lot of white duct tape is needed to put it back in...To secure it so no bugs get in...
Today in 1914, In Cleveland, Ohio, the first electric traffic light is installed...Happy Birthday Maureen McCormick!! Marsha Marsha...Maria's birthday is on March 2...Kevin Youkilis was scheduled to fly to Cleveland on Friday for a second opinion from noted hand specialist Dr. Thomas Graham on his injured right thumb...Arab, Alabama is 35016...Gov. Deval Patrick has signed a bill creating a tax-free holiday shopping weekend...YAY! The measure that will let shoppers avoid paying the states 6.25 percent sales tax on certain goods on Aug. 14 and 15...Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying...Amy Poehler looks very pregnant...A 10-year-old Springfield boy made an emergency call to cops last night to save his mother, who was beaten and had lighter fluid poured on her body and down her mouth by an enraged ex-boyfriend...Today's scumbag of the day is Michael Wiecorek, 43, of Springfield... He also allegedly punched the boy in the stomach and kicked him in the groin area after the boy tried to pull the ex-boyfriend off his 38-year-old mother...Wiecorek allegedly grabbed the woman by her shirt, punched her in the face, threw her to the ground and poured lighter fluid on her body and down her mouth...He also allegedly yelled, I told you I was gonna burn you down, now I am going to do it...Fucking scary...Be careful of the people you have relationships with...
Today in 1100, Henry I is crowned King of England in Westminster Abbey...Happy Birthday Ami Foster!! If the Red Sox keep playing like this loosing two games the awful Indians and become sellers, the will not be selling closer Jonathan Papelbon...Papelbon has been claimed on waivers by an American League team...Between August 1st and the 31st...You have to pass through waivers before you can be traded...Once someone has claimed your player, you have to pull them back or try to work out a deal with the team that claimed him...Which means Jonathan Papelbon ineligible to be traded in August...A lot of players go through waivers in August...They must pass through each league in the reverse order of the standings, starting with their own league first...I mean Jonathan Papelbon could be traded to that team that claimed him but it's probably The Yankers and that ain't happening...He is earning $9.35 million this season, is under club control through salary arbitration for one more season...Dalmatians are born without spots...I was glad I didn't get out of work today because it randomly began to storm...The rain was so heavy, it looked like a nor-eastern snow storm...At 4:20 she had the pen in her mouth...Pour some sugar on me....Rolled home through the storm...Started my wash...Walked Riley the dog in the pouring rain...I hate when Riley gets wet just because it take so many towels to dry him off...Where the H-E double hockey sticks is the Texas Roadhouse in Worcester?? Today in 1620, The Mayflower departs from Southampton, England on its first attempt to reach North America...Happy Birthday Lexi Belle!! Hey, everyone...Look it's the New Jan Brady...The only good thing that happened last night was David Ortiz extended his hitting streak to 13 games...He hit a solo Homerun to center field that ended as Boston's only run...The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal...Stoughton man, who witnesses say was urinating on the towns World War II memorial every morning for about two weeks, has been caught by the long arm of the law...Police set up a surveillance of the World War II memorial after a neighbor complained a man was urinating on the monument every day between 6:30 a.m. And 7 a.m....I am glad Riley the dog doesn't life his leg...He just stands real still, curls his tail up and pees right below himself...Of course on the grass not a World War II memorial...Philip Jung, 51, who lives about a block away from the memorial, has been charged with open and gross lewdness, defacement of property, indecent exposure and other charges...I wonder what was he thinking...Rest in Peace my super blower...She had a puddle of mud inside of her...literally a puddle of mud in the back of my air conditioner...I carried her out to the garage...and laid her to her perhaps finally resting place...Until they allow to not discriminate against trash...If I have to pay more money to throw an air conditioner away...Then what good does the pass to the dump really do me...Imagine if I got all my neighbor's trash loaded into my truck like 50 to 100 bags...I have a lot of neighbors...Just pull in with my dump pass...all set...However, pull in with one Air Conditioner...You better have a bank loan...At least the Red Sox won tonight...Not that I saw the game...I was too busy installing my older A/C in my room...She doesn't seem to blow as much as the other one...You don't know what you got till it's gone...I want a t-shirt that says will lick pussy for pizza...Today in 1972 Moody Blues release "Nights in White Satin"...Happy Birthday Carl Crawford...I wish you were on the Red Sox...There is always next year...right? Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump...Time for bed what a long day...Do you have anything random to add?
Today in 1914, In Cleveland, Ohio, the first electric traffic light is installed...Happy Birthday Maureen McCormick!! Marsha Marsha...Maria's birthday is on March 2...Kevin Youkilis was scheduled to fly to Cleveland on Friday for a second opinion from noted hand specialist Dr. Thomas Graham on his injured right thumb...Arab, Alabama is 35016...Gov. Deval Patrick has signed a bill creating a tax-free holiday shopping weekend...YAY! The measure that will let shoppers avoid paying the states 6.25 percent sales tax on certain goods on Aug. 14 and 15...Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying...Amy Poehler looks very pregnant...A 10-year-old Springfield boy made an emergency call to cops last night to save his mother, who was beaten and had lighter fluid poured on her body and down her mouth by an enraged ex-boyfriend...Today's scumbag of the day is Michael Wiecorek, 43, of Springfield... He also allegedly punched the boy in the stomach and kicked him in the groin area after the boy tried to pull the ex-boyfriend off his 38-year-old mother...Wiecorek allegedly grabbed the woman by her shirt, punched her in the face, threw her to the ground and poured lighter fluid on her body and down her mouth...He also allegedly yelled, I told you I was gonna burn you down, now I am going to do it...Fucking scary...Be careful of the people you have relationships with...
Today in 1100, Henry I is crowned King of England in Westminster Abbey...Happy Birthday Ami Foster!! If the Red Sox keep playing like this loosing two games the awful Indians and become sellers, the will not be selling closer Jonathan Papelbon...Papelbon has been claimed on waivers by an American League team...Between August 1st and the 31st...You have to pass through waivers before you can be traded...Once someone has claimed your player, you have to pull them back or try to work out a deal with the team that claimed him...Which means Jonathan Papelbon ineligible to be traded in August...A lot of players go through waivers in August...They must pass through each league in the reverse order of the standings, starting with their own league first...I mean Jonathan Papelbon could be traded to that team that claimed him but it's probably The Yankers and that ain't happening...He is earning $9.35 million this season, is under club control through salary arbitration for one more season...Dalmatians are born without spots...I was glad I didn't get out of work today because it randomly began to storm...The rain was so heavy, it looked like a nor-eastern snow storm...At 4:20 she had the pen in her mouth...Pour some sugar on me....Rolled home through the storm...Started my wash...Walked Riley the dog in the pouring rain...I hate when Riley gets wet just because it take so many towels to dry him off...Where the H-E double hockey sticks is the Texas Roadhouse in Worcester?? Today in 1620, The Mayflower departs from Southampton, England on its first attempt to reach North America...Happy Birthday Lexi Belle!! Hey, everyone...Look it's the New Jan Brady...The only good thing that happened last night was David Ortiz extended his hitting streak to 13 games...He hit a solo Homerun to center field that ended as Boston's only run...The Titanic was the first ship to use the SOS signal...Stoughton man, who witnesses say was urinating on the towns World War II memorial every morning for about two weeks, has been caught by the long arm of the law...Police set up a surveillance of the World War II memorial after a neighbor complained a man was urinating on the monument every day between 6:30 a.m. And 7 a.m....I am glad Riley the dog doesn't life his leg...He just stands real still, curls his tail up and pees right below himself...Of course on the grass not a World War II memorial...Philip Jung, 51, who lives about a block away from the memorial, has been charged with open and gross lewdness, defacement of property, indecent exposure and other charges...I wonder what was he thinking...Rest in Peace my super blower...She had a puddle of mud inside of her...literally a puddle of mud in the back of my air conditioner...I carried her out to the garage...and laid her to her perhaps finally resting place...Until they allow to not discriminate against trash...If I have to pay more money to throw an air conditioner away...Then what good does the pass to the dump really do me...Imagine if I got all my neighbor's trash loaded into my truck like 50 to 100 bags...I have a lot of neighbors...Just pull in with my dump pass...all set...However, pull in with one Air Conditioner...You better have a bank loan...At least the Red Sox won tonight...Not that I saw the game...I was too busy installing my older A/C in my room...She doesn't seem to blow as much as the other one...You don't know what you got till it's gone...I want a t-shirt that says will lick pussy for pizza...Today in 1972 Moody Blues release "Nights in White Satin"...Happy Birthday Carl Crawford...I wish you were on the Red Sox...There is always next year...right? Large kangaroos cover more than 30 feet with each jump...Time for bed what a long day...Do you have anything random to add?