Shirley you must be joking...I am not Joking and don't call me Shirley Sherrod...OMG I woke up this morning and realized, I didn't watch the Red Sox last night...The game wasn't starting to late but I was awake when the game started...However, I never switched over...I immediately got on my knees and 1000 Ted Williams...Not sure why the SG Chat was not working...Not that I ever have anything to say...I really wanted to take Riley the dog to the park tonight but I have Laundry to do and it's shopping day...I told him this morning we might go, if I got the shopping done fast...I totally forgot about the laundry...What do you say if your a teacher, and your student says "My dog ate my homework"...LOL what do you say when a teacher fakes tumors in her brain to take sick days..."Doh" says Homer Simpson...Police in central Pennsylvania say a middle school teacher lied for years about having an inoperable brain tumor so she could take sick leave...Leslie Herneisey, 51, of Middletown faces 12 counts of forgery...Herneisey began accruing sick leave by allegedly claiming she had a brain tumor, then asked for eight weeks off while she supposedly underwent chemotherapy for an inoperable form of brain cancer...Just hearing about this makes me say, "wanna get away"...Desperado, why don't you come to your senses
You've been out ridin' fences,for so long,now...
Ohh you're a hard one...I know that you've got your reasons...These things that are pleasin' you...Can hurt you somehow.Today in 1877, Rioting in Baltimore, Maryland by Baltimore and Ohio Railroadworkers is put down by the state militia, resulting in nine deaths...Happy Birthday Mike Kennerty!! Riley the dog and I played woof this morning after breakfast...It's his basic play mood, in other words, he has no idea what he is doing but he is enjoying it...I sat on my bed and hid his puppy keys behind my back...Riley the dog said, "woof WOOF"...Holy cow thank God my dog doesn't bark at things...I thought the sound of his bark was going to send me Back to the Future...I can't believe I missed the Red Sox and on a night Dice-K was sharp...Of the 24 batters he faced, Matsuzaka started 19 off with strikes...I am glad that Massachusetts only bought a half of Million $ worth of Stimulus Signs...Our Commonwealth loves to spend on pork that you can't eat, not unless it's the politicians lunch/dinner...It could of been hundreds of Millions...Say It Ain't So...Lindsay Lohan is heading to Jail for 90 days...I really wish she had the red hair...Blonde is not the way I want to head into jail for 90 days...I hope they leak video...He He He...Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy...She'll beat you if she's able...You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet...Now it seems to me, some fine things...Have been laid upon your table...
But you only want the ones...That you can't get...I don't really do roller coasters...
Today in 1998, Two hundred aid workers from CARE International, Doctors Without
Borders and other aid groups leave Afghanistan on orders of the Taliban...Happy Birthday Dan Shaughnessy!! I didn't realize the Navy still has blimps...The Baseball package is free until July 24th...Desperado,Ohhhh you aint getting no younger...
Your pain and your hunger,They're driving you home...And freedom, ohh freedom...
Well that's just some people talking...Your prison is walking through this world all alone...I love the taste of Smirnoff Blue...Shopping today went pretty smooth...I saw there was a coupon for the cat litter I buy...I was scared they were out of...Nope they had it...I <3 Bj's!
I hope Rusty the Cat is feeling better today...I hope I am never constipated...I hope he is back to his old Rusty self soon!! A Stoughton police officer named Richard P. Bennett has resigned after hitting a strip joint on duty to try and meet Bridget the Midget, the worlds smallest porn star, putting an unapproved laser scope on his gun and lying to investigators...It took only 17 pitches for Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon to throw a perfect ninth inning and secured a victory over the Athletics on Monday night...He has pitched 7 1/3 consecutive scoreless innings and Daniel Bard gone 12 consecutive scoreless outings...That's a nice back end to the bullpen...Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?The sky won't snow and the sun will shine...It's hard to tell the night time from the day...And you're losing all your highs and lows..aint it funny how the feeling goes away...
Timmy Wakefield you are The Boston Red Sox's everything! Don't be a Desperado...Riley the dog and I played duck, duck, duck, goose tonight...Lumbergh fucked her...
Today in 1984, Officials of the Miss America pageant ask Vanessa Lynn Williams to
quit after Penthouse publishes nude photos of her...Happy Birthday Special Olympics!! Today would of been Billy Mays...I would of rather seen Massachusetts buy a tree then a stimulus sign...I met a person from Wyoming today for the first time in my life...I love how CNN is running the Shirly Sherrod "it's ok not to help someone because they are white show"..Really spinning it...Everyone is different...that's why it's always fun and interesting to meet someone new...We are all human...What if you owned a farm, hard to believe but just put the overalls on and grab a pitchfork...Then Imagine that you needed help with your farm and went to the federal government for help...How would you feel if you found out later that the reason you didn't get helped or helped as much as possible was due to your skin color...I am glad they forced the racist to resign from her post....I wouldn't mind seeing New England's own catcher Chris Iannetta in a Red Sox uniform...You would have to hide Varitek till the rosters expanded to 40 or carry three catchers...Yup it's trade season in Major League Baseball...The Trade Deadline is July 31st...The Royals David DeJesus would be my target!!I heard the same song "Shine" playing on WAAF 107.3 and Mike FM 93.7 at the same time...Random...Totally...Saw Jen Brown today...I said,"Hi Jen Brown"...Desperado,
Why don't you come to your senses? Come down from your fences, open the gate...
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you...You better let somebody love you...
You better let somebody love you...ohhh..hooo...before it's too...oooo...late...
Today in 70, Siege of Jerusalem, Titus, the son of emperor Vespasian, storms the
Fortress of Antonia north of the Temple Mount. The Roman army is drawn into
street fights with the Zealots...Happy Birthday Vitamin C!!I wouldn't want anyone employed in my imaginary work force if I knew that would not try to help someone because of their race, creed, or sexual orientation...Always remember this, United We Stand....Divided We Fall...Today in 1928, The government of Hungary issues a decree ordering Gypsies to end their nomadic ways, settle permanently in one place, and subject themselves to the same...Happy Birthday Stephen Strasburg!! I mean I like to joke a lot but this no laughing matter...Did we not learn from anything for Skip Gates and Sgt. Crowley...Have a beer with The President...I know I really do understand racism, the only thing I can figure out is it's like ignorant thinking...I was raised by a single woman...So I didn't have any hateful thoughts installed to me as I grew up...That being said...CNN is really looking ridiculous by trying to spin the story...They should of just had Sherrod on and let her apologize for racist comments...I certainly hope that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton call her out...Actually, that is just my initial thoughts...My emotional response to the story...My real thoughts are, I hope the story just blows over like most other story's...It's good not let emotions control us...Today in 1976, Hank Aaron hits his 755th home run, the final home run of his career...Happy Birthday Ray Allen!! We should really unite and take a stand against the Oil and gas companies...NO More...If it's more than $1.30 a gallon...It's too much!! People do think differently...I am pretty sure there is no one out there wants higher gas prices, unless they have a vested interest...Timmy Wakefield will start for the Red Sox on tonight...He will be headed back to the bullpen once Josh Beckett returns to The Red Sox rotation Friday night...Time to jump in the shower...Almost time for the Red Sox...I am so excited I bought this new body wash that will keep you oder free for 16 days...
You've been out ridin' fences,for so long,now...
Ohh you're a hard one...I know that you've got your reasons...These things that are pleasin' you...Can hurt you somehow.Today in 1877, Rioting in Baltimore, Maryland by Baltimore and Ohio Railroadworkers is put down by the state militia, resulting in nine deaths...Happy Birthday Mike Kennerty!! Riley the dog and I played woof this morning after breakfast...It's his basic play mood, in other words, he has no idea what he is doing but he is enjoying it...I sat on my bed and hid his puppy keys behind my back...Riley the dog said, "woof WOOF"...Holy cow thank God my dog doesn't bark at things...I thought the sound of his bark was going to send me Back to the Future...I can't believe I missed the Red Sox and on a night Dice-K was sharp...Of the 24 batters he faced, Matsuzaka started 19 off with strikes...I am glad that Massachusetts only bought a half of Million $ worth of Stimulus Signs...Our Commonwealth loves to spend on pork that you can't eat, not unless it's the politicians lunch/dinner...It could of been hundreds of Millions...Say It Ain't So...Lindsay Lohan is heading to Jail for 90 days...I really wish she had the red hair...Blonde is not the way I want to head into jail for 90 days...I hope they leak video...He He He...Don't you draw the queen of diamonds boy...She'll beat you if she's able...You know the queen of hearts is always your best bet...Now it seems to me, some fine things...Have been laid upon your table...
But you only want the ones...That you can't get...I don't really do roller coasters...
Today in 1998, Two hundred aid workers from CARE International, Doctors Without
Borders and other aid groups leave Afghanistan on orders of the Taliban...Happy Birthday Dan Shaughnessy!! I didn't realize the Navy still has blimps...The Baseball package is free until July 24th...Desperado,Ohhhh you aint getting no younger...
Your pain and your hunger,They're driving you home...And freedom, ohh freedom...
Well that's just some people talking...Your prison is walking through this world all alone...I love the taste of Smirnoff Blue...Shopping today went pretty smooth...I saw there was a coupon for the cat litter I buy...I was scared they were out of...Nope they had it...I <3 Bj's!
I hope Rusty the Cat is feeling better today...I hope I am never constipated...I hope he is back to his old Rusty self soon!! A Stoughton police officer named Richard P. Bennett has resigned after hitting a strip joint on duty to try and meet Bridget the Midget, the worlds smallest porn star, putting an unapproved laser scope on his gun and lying to investigators...It took only 17 pitches for Red Sox closer Jonathan Papelbon to throw a perfect ninth inning and secured a victory over the Athletics on Monday night...He has pitched 7 1/3 consecutive scoreless innings and Daniel Bard gone 12 consecutive scoreless outings...That's a nice back end to the bullpen...Don't your feet get cold in the winter time?The sky won't snow and the sun will shine...It's hard to tell the night time from the day...And you're losing all your highs and lows..aint it funny how the feeling goes away...
Timmy Wakefield you are The Boston Red Sox's everything! Don't be a Desperado...Riley the dog and I played duck, duck, duck, goose tonight...Lumbergh fucked her...
Today in 1984, Officials of the Miss America pageant ask Vanessa Lynn Williams to
quit after Penthouse publishes nude photos of her...Happy Birthday Special Olympics!! Today would of been Billy Mays...I would of rather seen Massachusetts buy a tree then a stimulus sign...I met a person from Wyoming today for the first time in my life...I love how CNN is running the Shirly Sherrod "it's ok not to help someone because they are white show"..Really spinning it...Everyone is different...that's why it's always fun and interesting to meet someone new...We are all human...What if you owned a farm, hard to believe but just put the overalls on and grab a pitchfork...Then Imagine that you needed help with your farm and went to the federal government for help...How would you feel if you found out later that the reason you didn't get helped or helped as much as possible was due to your skin color...I am glad they forced the racist to resign from her post....I wouldn't mind seeing New England's own catcher Chris Iannetta in a Red Sox uniform...You would have to hide Varitek till the rosters expanded to 40 or carry three catchers...Yup it's trade season in Major League Baseball...The Trade Deadline is July 31st...The Royals David DeJesus would be my target!!I heard the same song "Shine" playing on WAAF 107.3 and Mike FM 93.7 at the same time...Random...Totally...Saw Jen Brown today...I said,"Hi Jen Brown"...Desperado,
Why don't you come to your senses? Come down from your fences, open the gate...
It may be rainin', but there's a rainbow above you...You better let somebody love you...
You better let somebody love you...ohhh..hooo...before it's too...oooo...late...
Today in 70, Siege of Jerusalem, Titus, the son of emperor Vespasian, storms the
Fortress of Antonia north of the Temple Mount. The Roman army is drawn into
street fights with the Zealots...Happy Birthday Vitamin C!!I wouldn't want anyone employed in my imaginary work force if I knew that would not try to help someone because of their race, creed, or sexual orientation...Always remember this, United We Stand....Divided We Fall...Today in 1928, The government of Hungary issues a decree ordering Gypsies to end their nomadic ways, settle permanently in one place, and subject themselves to the same...Happy Birthday Stephen Strasburg!! I mean I like to joke a lot but this no laughing matter...Did we not learn from anything for Skip Gates and Sgt. Crowley...Have a beer with The President...I know I really do understand racism, the only thing I can figure out is it's like ignorant thinking...I was raised by a single woman...So I didn't have any hateful thoughts installed to me as I grew up...That being said...CNN is really looking ridiculous by trying to spin the story...They should of just had Sherrod on and let her apologize for racist comments...I certainly hope that Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton call her out...Actually, that is just my initial thoughts...My emotional response to the story...My real thoughts are, I hope the story just blows over like most other story's...It's good not let emotions control us...Today in 1976, Hank Aaron hits his 755th home run, the final home run of his career...Happy Birthday Ray Allen!! We should really unite and take a stand against the Oil and gas companies...NO More...If it's more than $1.30 a gallon...It's too much!! People do think differently...I am pretty sure there is no one out there wants higher gas prices, unless they have a vested interest...Timmy Wakefield will start for the Red Sox on tonight...He will be headed back to the bullpen once Josh Beckett returns to The Red Sox rotation Friday night...Time to jump in the shower...Almost time for the Red Sox...I am so excited I bought this new body wash that will keep you oder free for 16 days...