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God why did it have to be a dream...After I rescued Big Bird from the Ultra nationalist...I randomly met and fell in love with Julie Ann Moore...It was at this point, I could hear "Say it Ain't So" by Weezer playing from my cell phone...It was time to get up...Damn right if your going to have an alarm clock, it better be a cool tune to start your day off right...She was a great kisser...Ah it was just a dream....Today in 1999, John F. Kennedy, Jr., piloting a Piper Saratoga aircraft, dies when his plane crashes into the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Martha's Vineyard...His wife Carolyn Bessette Kennedy and sister-in-law Lauren Bessette are also killed...Happy Birthday Anna Lynne McCord!! Today Riley and I started our day off with a walk around the block...He kept trying to pull to go to Dunkin N Donuts...Maybe he like's the flat breads...Who knows, it was Friday...So I have today off and finally have a chance to watch Brooklyn's Finest...I don't like Richard Gere's attitude or the fact that Robert Goren was killed in the opening scene...However, ever Richard Gere is having sex...Am I the only person in the world not having sex??? I am not sure the Patriots are going to have much of a team if they refuse to pay one?? I believe in Bill....However, Logan Mankins is a warrior...Give him the cash...There is a tractor-trailer, blocking a street in downtown Providence...Ok and???The truck contains human body parts as well as body parts models the companys using to demonstrate its endoscopic surgery instruments at the American Orthopaedic Society for Sports Medicine meeting at the Rhode Island Convention Center...Well if its for the advancement of medicine I guess it's ok to block the street...So on my day off, my mom didn't want me to take her to the doctors she wanted me to babysit her dog while she went...I was like "Ok"...Random...I also was able to get four loads off wash done...and I mowed the lawn...Looks like a golf course except for all the burnt parts from the lack of rainfall....It was windy today in England...I watched the golf match just to keep saying "that's awesome" every time they showed John Daly...He had like pink pants on...It's gangsta! Two elderly women were eating breakfast in a restaurant one morning....Ethel noticed something funny about Mabel's ear and she said, ''Mabel, do you know you've got a suppository in your left ear?' Mabel answered, 'I have a suppository in my ear?' She pulled it out and stared at it....Then she said, 'Ethel, I'm glad you saw this thing. Now I think I know where to find my hearing aid.' Thank you! I'll be here all week, try the Chicken Parm...Today in 1935, The world's first parking meter is installed in Oklahoma City, Oklahoma...Happy Birthday Will Ferrell!! American League manager Joe Girardi announced to the media that Adrian Beltre wasn't going to be playing in the game due to a minor hamstring ailment..No one ever told Beltre that, well except for Amalie Benjamin ( Red Sox reporter)...He was like no I am playing...It just goes to show what a gutless and classless human being Joe Girardi is...Of course he works for the Yankees...So that pretty much sums it up...The Yankers skipper never sought out the third baseman to apologize for the foul-up either...Real fast times at Ridgemont High...Happy Birthday Phoebe Cates!! I could use a nice set of pillows to rest my head in, I mean on... Red Sox prospect Ryan Westmoreland hit balls off a tee on Wednesday for the first time since undergoing brain surgery in March...I <3 hearing good news...A NBA Championship that never happened cost the cash-strapped city of Boston nearly $450,000 in police overtime as cops hit the streets to control expected crowds of Boston Celtics of course the City being the City wants to pass that cost to the Celtics...You know it's the Celtics job to pay for the security of the city...For just about two and half years I have paid into my health insurance, never used it...What type of rebate or incentive to you get...Nada...PPO's are worse then having no insurance at all...Today in 1980, Ronald Reagan nominated for President by Republicans in Detroit...Happy Birthday Barry Sanders!! Josh Beckett will make one more rehab start with Class AAA Pawtucket this weekend, with a limit of roughly 85 pitches...The Red Sox's Eye Candy has been sorely missed...Boston will pitch Felix Doubront (1-1, 4.22), who has been called up from Triple-A Pawtucket against The Texas Goatroapers...They'all gonna send right-hander Colby Lewis (8-5, 3.33 ERA) to the dirt hill tonight...Anyone who says, "back in my day" is defining the defination of elderly... is the breast...Thank God Chris Mihm doesn't play for the Boston Celtics anymore...Let's get to know the newest long man out of the Red Sox Bullpen, Robert Manual...He was born July 9, 1983, in Houston, Texas... He attended Sam Houston State University...On November 20, 2009, Manuel was claimed off waivers by the Boston Red Sox...He has worn Jersey Numbers 60 with the Reds and 59 with The Red Sox...We have got a duck boat down in Boston...A man thought to be in his 60s or 70s who attempted an armed robbery in New York City while carrying a cane and wearing a nasal tube connected to an oxygen tank is dead (this is not a joke)...The suspect died Sunday in a motor vehicle accident in Clear Spring, Maryland...Delilah Rene Luke almost always known as Delilah, is an American radio personality, author, and songwriter, best known as the host of a nationally syndicated nightly U.S. radio song request and dedication program, with an estimated 7 million listeners...Why can't pillows last forever? I have never seen so many people feel so good about watching a young woman sentenced to jail.... Lindsay Lohan may the next 90 days fly buy...You should just pleaded guilty to whatever trumped up charge they got you on and did your time...Then you be out partying again...I wonder if she will make a prison video...The fact that there is no Vodka in Jail/prison is enough motiatvation to keep me out
Today in 1994, Anna Nicole Smith (26) weds billionaire J. Howard Marshall II (89)...I hope they are both in Heaven together...Happy Birthday Anna Smashnova!! Whatever happened to David Allan Boucher and his show Bedtime Magic..I never hear it anymore...I could take naps in between the time it took for him to complete a thought...I could totally tell that Terry Francona was saying last night in the dugout about Billy Halls errors last night...Happy Birthday Corey Feldman!! Riley the dog and I went for our evening walk when we saw his friend named Whinnie the dog and her owner...Now the dogs owner seemed like he was on top of the world...Probably going out to eat tonight with his girlfriend and going to get laid...As long as he doesn't say something that will upset her LMAO...It's funny how one sentence can ruin the night...That's goes both ways also...Riley and I are going to have a fun night...We are Red Sox Fans, we never miss a game...McDonald's Real Fruit Smoothie, which the company was planning to offer July 22 through 24, you'll have to suffer without for a little while longer...The company announced late yesterday that it is delaying, or perhaps even canceling, the promotion to make sure it has adequate supplies to meet the anticipated demand...Cheap skates...Erin Andrews is suing Ohio State University and The Blackwell Inn on campus for negligence and invasion of privacy in connection with the secret videotaping of her by an Illinois man...The question is why is she not suing Dancing With The Stars...I saw more of her on that show... As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang...Answering, he heard his wife's voice urgently warning him, "Herman, I just heard on the news that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77. Please be careful!" "Hell," said Herman, "It's not just one car. It's hundreds of them!" Today in 1439, Kissing is banned in England, to stop germs from spreading...Happy Birthday Justine Joli!!