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I had the greatest blog almost written yesterday...Then while Riley the dog and I were walking careless and footloose free...I looked at Riley...and the road started spinning...The calm that I have sought was being twisted away some type of injury or abnormality near Riley's eye...I knew I wasn't going to be able to check to see what was wrong with him as we walked...Today in 1984,York Minster is struck by a lightning bolt and the resulting fire ravages most of the building...Happy Birthday Fred Savage!! I wonder how you say curly hair in Spanish...Say IT AINT SO YANKERS...Tell me the Yankers are not going to get Cliff Lee from the Seattle Mariners...I Can't wait to watch AL All-Star and real American Hero, Jon Lester mow down the Toronto blue birds tonight...Pig tails are like a safety feature...Remember Cuseeme? So I checked Riley's eye, to the left of his eyeball, near his eyelid he had two raised boo boos...I am not sure what to call them...I touched one, and like a little white puss came out...Then it started bleeding a little...I was totally freaked out...Was the area around my dogs eye infected??? What do I do...I am working the next two days and there is no way to get the day off either day...Riley's vet had already closed for the night...I was totally freaked out...My Mom called her vet...My mom doesn't go to a vet by the way...She takes her dog named Shamus to a different vet...She pulled some strings and got me in for a 7 pm appointment...El pelo rizado....My sense of time is always a little off...I see your face cloud over like a little girls...Your eyes have lost their shine...You whisper something softly I'm not meant to hear...Baby tell me what's on your mind...
Today in 1918, in Nashville, Tennessee, an inbound local train collides with an outbound express killing 101 and injuring 171 people, making it the deadliest rail accident in United States history...Happy Birthday Suzanne Stokes!! So Riley and I went to see my mom's vet...It's amazing when your a big dog...you get seen first...It makes sense we took up the most room in the waiting room...The guy thought they were bites near Riley's eye...I told him about my neighborhood's deerfly dilemma....He stated, "a deerfly would be a safe bet of what bit Riley"....He stained Riley's eye green and looked to see if his eye was scratched...It wasn't and rubbed some antibiotic cream type medicine on the bite...Also in his eye...Riley just saw there with a big goofy Lab smile on...He told me to rub it on the bite and in the eye TID x 5 to 8 days...Bring him back if it got worse...That's the great thing about vets...They don't tell you it's probably a virus and come back in two months if its still bothering you...Even though it cost $75...It still wasn't like $300 with a co-pay and pay extra for the medicine...Vets are all inclusive...Can't we try just a little bit harder...Can't we give just a little bit more...Can't we try to understand that it's love we're fighting for...They Should have a Betty White Calendar...The American Association of Nude Recreation has decreed that another world-record skinny dip take place at 3 p.m. EDT Saturday...I miss seeing Rusty the cat...

Today in 1962, Andy Warhol's Campbell's Soup Cans exhibition opens at the Ferus Gallery in Los Angeles...Happy Birthday John Tesh!! When Riley the dog got on the scale at the vet's last night he weighed in at 121 lbs...The Red Sox and Reds joined forces this week for a "Vote Red!" In an effort to push first basemen Kevin Youkilis and Joey Votto over the top in fan balloting for the final All-Star roster spots...It worked for Joey Votto but not Youk...I wonder "Barry" has a mirror...Former King Lebron James had this look on his face last night during his infomercial, like what did I let them talk me into...Last October a nanny was found in her bed by her employer after she did not turn up for work and police were called to investigate...Police found the semi-naked body of Nicola Paginton from Cirencester, Gloucestershire, in bed...She was without pants and had a pornographic movie on her laptop. A sex toy was found under the covers near her body...A subsequent pathologist's report determined that she likely suffered a heart attack as a result of sexual arousal... Gloucestershire coroner Alan Crickmore had determined that her sexual "activity before death" likely led to a fatal attack of heart arrhythmia and ruled that the death was from natural causes...That will make you think twice before you masterbate...Or at least make you think to have clean underwear on...So when we got back to my house, whoops, I mean our house...I got Riley up to the bathroom...With flash light in hand, I examined my dog's good eye like any good paramedic would do...It builds trust and rapport with the patient...Have you ever dove into a pool and gotten water up your nose...I just had that feeling even though I am no where near water or diving...Today in 1850, U.S. President Zachary Taylor dies and Millard Fillmore becomes the 13th President of the United States...Happy Birthday Fred Norris!! Sometimes I miss listening to Howard Stern...Michael Bowden has been a starter but the Red Sox told him he'd be moving into the bullpen at Pawtucket...He will moving up to the Red Sox only as a reliever this year...Fish don't fry in the kitchen...Beans don't burn on the grill..."I think we feel somewhat comfortable with our own guys," manager Terry Francona said. "Theo has been pretty open about how it's a crapshoot (trying to trade for relievers). I agree with him. So, rather than do something like that, give in-house every opportunity." Maybe I should see a vet instead of a doctor...I miss Dr. Heather...I haven't seen her in almost four years...It Ain't so....The Texas Rangers landed Cliff Lee instead of the Yankers...I'm Mister Green Christmas...I'm Mister Sun...I'm Mister Heat Blister...I'm Mister Hundred and One...They call me Heat Miser, What ever I touch...Starts to melt in my clutch...I'm too much! How's that Facial New York Yankees...I guess police are off the Grim Sleeper case...On Wednesday, local mechanic and handyman Lonnie David Franklin Jr., 57, was charged with 10 counts of murder and one count of attempted murder under circumstances that could make him eligible for the death penalty....Many of his alleged victims were prostitutes and all but one were women...The victims were shot, strangled or both usually after some type of sexual contact...I could sum of my life with negative thinking by saying watch the ending of the movie Cast Away, that would pretty much sum up how dramatic at times my life has been...However, I am a positive thinker now...I have Riley the dog, some good friends, my mom is still alive...It's baseball season...My Penis is disease free...Instead of counting the things you don't have, try counting the things you do have....BTW I am sure I could of made a bigger list...Today in 1948, Pakistan issues its first set of Postage stamps, bearing images of the Constituent Assembly, the Jinnah International Airport, and the Shahi Fort...Happy Birthday Tom Hanks!! Maria's son is lactose intolerant...Since she shared that with me today, I 'd thought I'd share it with you...Wait, you can't eat pasta when your lactose intolerant...Say It Ain't So Steve Urkel!! Jaleel White, accused by Bridget Hardy, the mother of his 10-month-old daughter, of punching her in one of her breast implants when they were driving on the Pacific Coast Highway two weeks ago while the infant was in the car...Hardy also claims White also slapped her when they got home and he supposedly pushed her into a toilet so hard that it broke the commode...