Today in 1613,The Globe Theatre in London, England burns to the ground...Happy Birthday Emily Skinner!! The Red Sox have these malcontents named The Tampa Bay Devil Dogs in Fenway Park tonight...Great time to exploit BJ Upton lack of hustle...That would be such a great strategy...Seeing the Sox are playing three games against them next week in Florida...I am totally predicting fire works...Like the kind when Bobby Brady got his first kiss on the Brady Bunch!! The A-Team is a group of ex-United States Army Special Forces who, at the end of the Vietnam War, were convicted of a crime they did not commit and managed to escape from the military police...As fugitives, the A-Team work as soldiers of fortune, using their military training to fight oppression or injustice...Got a bad sunburn? Have tried a pickle??? Try applying thin slices of pickles for about 15 minutes and repeating every few hours as necessary...Today in 1928, The Outerbridge Crossing and Goethals Bridge in Staten Island, New York are both opened...Happy Birthday Kaitlyn Ashley!! The leader of the A-Team is Lieutenant Colonel named John Smith...He is distinguished by his unflappable demeanor, even when in peril, his constant cigar-smoking, his black leather gloves, and his many comic disguises...Making a paste from mashed strawberries and apply to burned skin...I tried to teach Riley the dog how to Macerena tonight...
I don't like to live my life in the past...I can't believe there are only two weeks until the all-star game...Half a baseball season already been played...Hey remember when Jacoby...What the heck is last name...played on the Red Sox...I remember when he use to play...He was totally game changer on base and in the field...Of course to be on base or on the field, you have the balls to show up to the park!! Seriously...I don't ever seeing this guy again play in a Red Sox uniform before September...Aveeno oatmeal bath packets which should be put into a bath of warm but not too hot water for about 15 minutes will help your sun burn...
Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock is officially declared insane when the other three are imprisoned for robbing the Bank of Hanoi...Although he was alleged to be the A-Team's pilot during the robbery, he is instead committed to a psychiatric hospital...It is sometimes unclear if Murdock is truly insane or only exceptionally good at pretending he is...He is stated as having paranoid delusions and intermittent memory loss...Apply cold sour cream directly to the sunburned area for about 15 minutes...You will be cooler than me...
Today in 1889, Hyde Park and several other Illinois townships vote to be annexed by Chicago, forming the largest United States city in area and second largest in population...Happy Birthday Gary Busey!! Only in Massachusetts could someone be outraged that the police punched an maniac after catching him...The cops should never have to buy a meal again...Of course it so important to protect people's human and civil rights...It's more important to protect the human and civil rights of people not driving like a maniac with their vehicle...How many people did this person almost kill or injure?? In the big picture if the police roughed the person up a little while attempting to arrest him...You almost kinda expect that when you drive your car like your in Vice City...That some Men in uniforms are going to beating your ass until handcuffs are in place...Of course there are some Salamander Huggers who think they should of used a magical lassoe or net to catch this scumbag...I tried to play Frisbee with Riley the dog tonight...In fact as we were walking to the "fraud park"...I looked down at him...Big Labrador smile on...I said, "Riley, did you bring the Frisbee"...He didn't
We still had a nice walk...We got to meet a couple of new people...Billy Costigan puts it best, "Maybe it would have done you some good to have some questions from time to time, you know? "Am I an asshole? Are my kids a mess? Is my wife a money-grubbing whore?" I mean, those are questions, right? "Have I ever been good to my dying sister or am I just now pretending to be?" Here is something out of the box...Normally I am about being in the box...Place green tea in the refrigerator, put it into a spray bottle and spray it onto sun burnt skin...Hey Macerena!!
Sergeant Bosco Albert "B. A." (Bad Attitude) Baracus is a highly-skilled mechanic and has an amazing talent for making impressive machinery out of just about any ordinary parts. He received his initial training in the Jamaican Defense Force...He suffers from Pteromechanophobia...This is often overcome by other members of the team drugging him, knocking him unconscious, or, as in one episode, hypnotizing him, so he can be transported without objection...Apply a poultice of smashed, raw potato..yes including the skin to the hot, burned area of your skin...Potato reduces inflammation and has antibiotic properties healing burns and preventing infection...Lona Varner, an 86 year-old, disabled grandmother is set to take the stand this week in Oklahoma federal court, after filing suit in a bizarre case...Varner and her grandson, Lonnie Tinsley, filed suit after police tased Varner as she lay in her bed in December 2009... Tinsley came over to check on his grandmother, whom he describes as "in marginal health." He found her visibly distressed. When Varner was unable to tell him when she had last taken her meds, Tinsley called 911...When Officers showed up to the home, Varner told them to leave...Varner and Tinsley then allege that officer Thomas Duran instructed another policeman to "Taser her!" To which Tinsley responded, "Don't tase my Granny!" I am sorry what's that??? Tase Grandma...Varner says the police officers then approached her in her bed and stepped on her oxygen hose until she began to suffer oxygen deprivation...She says they then tased her twice, resulting in burns to her chest, extreme pain and unconsciousness...The police say...
Duran claims that Varner attempted to overdose on her medication, a claim backed up by the 911 call, during which Tinsley says about Varner, "Her life is over and she wants to end it." Duran says that when he approached Varner she reached under her pillow and pulled out a kitchen knife, screaming, "Get the fuck out of here." I have this motto that I like to roll by...It's called using your mouth...I would of told her that about my grandparents about how sick they were and how depressed my grandfather was after my grandmother died and got her to surrender the knife...Tasing just never seems to make every honky dory...Did my shopping today without being sniffed by any weirdos in Walmarts...BJ's and Stop & Shop was also drama free...FUCK I forgot my packing tape...Son of a biscuit...I hope I have enough to tape my trash bag tight...That's the way I like my Hefty puncture proof trash bag in my trash barrell...TIED Tight...Rest in peace...Sgt. Kip A. Jacoby...
Today in 1956, The Federal-Aid Highway Act of 1956 is signed, officially creating the United States Interstate Highway System...Happy Birthday Joe Johnson!! It's been so long since I have played the game 7's-up...Lieutenant Templeton "Faceman" Peck is Suave, smooth-talking, and hugely successful with women...He serves as the team's con man and scrounger, able to get his hands on just about anything they need...Effectively second in command behind Hannibal (although Murdock outranks him), he is the one who arranges for supplies, equipment, and sensitive information using numerous scams and hustles...Today in 1874, Greek politician Charilaos Trikoupis publishes a manifesto in the Athens daily Kairoi entitled "Who's to Blame?" in which he lays out his complaints against King George....He is elected Prime Minister of Greece the next year...Writing can be powerful...Do you know who's birthday it would of been today...Sarah Smith would of been XXX if she had not died at the age of 13 in the Bar Harbor Airlines Flight 1808 plane crash...At the age of 10 she wrote a letter...
Dear Mr. Andropov,
My name is Samantha Smith. I am ten years old. Congratulations on your new job. I have been worrying about Russia and the United States getting into a nuclear war. Are you going to vote to have a war or not? If you aren't please tell me how you are going to help to not have a war. This question you do not have to answer, but I would like to know why you want to conquer the world or at least our country. God made the world for us to live together in peace and not to fight.
Sincerely,
"Samantha Smith"
Oh wait, even though it's Tuesday night...The A-Team has been off for years...I remember when Law & Order:SVU use to be on Tuesday nights @ 10pm...If anyone knows when they show SVU now, I would apperciate a heads up!! I spoke with a fire fighter today who said that the person they got a called to help, just kept saying Michael...Michael...He asked me if theman was talking about me...It obvisouly wasn't me but it made me think of my grandmother laying in the hospice...saying my name over and over again....I just sat there in the chair and watched her slowely die...It's hard...It's heart breaking...Who ever thought head would help cure your sunburn...Take a head of lettuce, boil it in water, discard the leaves, and let the juice sit in the refrigerator... Apply the juice to cotton balls and dabbling it on to the burn and reapplying every few hours as necessary...Vitamin C has great antioxidants and it fights free radicals...Once again, it is summer time...If you see seals swimming in the ocean...Do not...I repeat...Do not go in the water...Where there are seals...There are sharks...When you see Turkeys hanging around your yard...Lock up your pets...Coyotes will soon pick up the Turkey scent...Time for a diet Pepsi tini....Smirnoff Blue...you blend so well...
I don't like to live my life in the past...I can't believe there are only two weeks until the all-star game...Half a baseball season already been played...Hey remember when Jacoby...What the heck is last name...played on the Red Sox...I remember when he use to play...He was totally game changer on base and in the field...Of course to be on base or on the field, you have the balls to show up to the park!! Seriously...I don't ever seeing this guy again play in a Red Sox uniform before September...Aveeno oatmeal bath packets which should be put into a bath of warm but not too hot water for about 15 minutes will help your sun burn...
Captain H.M. "Howling Mad" Murdock is officially declared insane when the other three are imprisoned for robbing the Bank of Hanoi...Although he was alleged to be the A-Team's pilot during the robbery, he is instead committed to a psychiatric hospital...It is sometimes unclear if Murdock is truly insane or only exceptionally good at pretending he is...He is stated as having paranoid delusions and intermittent memory loss...Apply cold sour cream directly to the sunburned area for about 15 minutes...You will be cooler than me...
Today in 1889, Hyde Park and several other Illinois townships vote to be annexed by Chicago, forming the largest United States city in area and second largest in population...Happy Birthday Gary Busey!! Only in Massachusetts could someone be outraged that the police punched an maniac after catching him...The cops should never have to buy a meal again...Of course it so important to protect people's human and civil rights...It's more important to protect the human and civil rights of people not driving like a maniac with their vehicle...How many people did this person almost kill or injure?? In the big picture if the police roughed the person up a little while attempting to arrest him...You almost kinda expect that when you drive your car like your in Vice City...That some Men in uniforms are going to beating your ass until handcuffs are in place...Of course there are some Salamander Huggers who think they should of used a magical lassoe or net to catch this scumbag...I tried to play Frisbee with Riley the dog tonight...In fact as we were walking to the "fraud park"...I looked down at him...Big Labrador smile on...I said, "Riley, did you bring the Frisbee"...He didn't
We still had a nice walk...We got to meet a couple of new people...Billy Costigan puts it best, "Maybe it would have done you some good to have some questions from time to time, you know? "Am I an asshole? Are my kids a mess? Is my wife a money-grubbing whore?" I mean, those are questions, right? "Have I ever been good to my dying sister or am I just now pretending to be?" Here is something out of the box...Normally I am about being in the box...Place green tea in the refrigerator, put it into a spray bottle and spray it onto sun burnt skin...Hey Macerena!!
Sergeant Bosco Albert "B. A." (Bad Attitude) Baracus is a highly-skilled mechanic and has an amazing talent for making impressive machinery out of just about any ordinary parts. He received his initial training in the Jamaican Defense Force...He suffers from Pteromechanophobia...This is often overcome by other members of the team drugging him, knocking him unconscious, or, as in one episode, hypnotizing him, so he can be transported without objection...Apply a poultice of smashed, raw potato..yes including the skin to the hot, burned area of your skin...Potato reduces inflammation and has antibiotic properties healing burns and preventing infection...Lona Varner, an 86 year-old, disabled grandmother is set to take the stand this week in Oklahoma federal court, after filing suit in a bizarre case...Varner and her grandson, Lonnie Tinsley, filed suit after police tased Varner as she lay in her bed in December 2009... Tinsley came over to check on his grandmother, whom he describes as "in marginal health." He found her visibly distressed. When Varner was unable to tell him when she had last taken her meds, Tinsley called 911...When Officers showed up to the home, Varner told them to leave...Varner and Tinsley then allege that officer Thomas Duran instructed another policeman to "Taser her!" To which Tinsley responded, "Don't tase my Granny!" I am sorry what's that??? Tase Grandma...Varner says the police officers then approached her in her bed and stepped on her oxygen hose until she began to suffer oxygen deprivation...She says they then tased her twice, resulting in burns to her chest, extreme pain and unconsciousness...The police say...
Duran claims that Varner attempted to overdose on her medication, a claim backed up by the 911 call, during which Tinsley says about Varner, "Her life is over and she wants to end it." Duran says that when he approached Varner she reached under her pillow and pulled out a kitchen knife, screaming, "Get the fuck out of here." I have this motto that I like to roll by...It's called using your mouth...I would of told her that about my grandparents about how sick they were and how depressed my grandfather was after my grandmother died and got her to surrender the knife...Tasing just never seems to make every honky dory...Did my shopping today without being sniffed by any weirdos in Walmarts...BJ's and Stop & Shop was also drama free...FUCK I forgot my packing tape...Son of a biscuit...I hope I have enough to tape my trash bag tight...That's the way I like my Hefty puncture proof trash bag in my trash barrell...TIED Tight...Rest in peace...Sgt. Kip A. Jacoby...
Today in 1956, The Federal-Aid Highway Act of 1956 is signed, officially creating the United States Interstate Highway System...Happy Birthday Joe Johnson!! It's been so long since I have played the game 7's-up...Lieutenant Templeton "Faceman" Peck is Suave, smooth-talking, and hugely successful with women...He serves as the team's con man and scrounger, able to get his hands on just about anything they need...Effectively second in command behind Hannibal (although Murdock outranks him), he is the one who arranges for supplies, equipment, and sensitive information using numerous scams and hustles...Today in 1874, Greek politician Charilaos Trikoupis publishes a manifesto in the Athens daily Kairoi entitled "Who's to Blame?" in which he lays out his complaints against King George....He is elected Prime Minister of Greece the next year...Writing can be powerful...Do you know who's birthday it would of been today...Sarah Smith would of been XXX if she had not died at the age of 13 in the Bar Harbor Airlines Flight 1808 plane crash...At the age of 10 she wrote a letter...
Dear Mr. Andropov,
My name is Samantha Smith. I am ten years old. Congratulations on your new job. I have been worrying about Russia and the United States getting into a nuclear war. Are you going to vote to have a war or not? If you aren't please tell me how you are going to help to not have a war. This question you do not have to answer, but I would like to know why you want to conquer the world or at least our country. God made the world for us to live together in peace and not to fight.
Sincerely,
"Samantha Smith"
Oh wait, even though it's Tuesday night...The A-Team has been off for years...I remember when Law & Order:SVU use to be on Tuesday nights @ 10pm...If anyone knows when they show SVU now, I would apperciate a heads up!! I spoke with a fire fighter today who said that the person they got a called to help, just kept saying Michael...Michael...He asked me if theman was talking about me...It obvisouly wasn't me but it made me think of my grandmother laying in the hospice...saying my name over and over again....I just sat there in the chair and watched her slowely die...It's hard...It's heart breaking...Who ever thought head would help cure your sunburn...Take a head of lettuce, boil it in water, discard the leaves, and let the juice sit in the refrigerator... Apply the juice to cotton balls and dabbling it on to the burn and reapplying every few hours as necessary...Vitamin C has great antioxidants and it fights free radicals...Once again, it is summer time...If you see seals swimming in the ocean...Do not...I repeat...Do not go in the water...Where there are seals...There are sharks...When you see Turkeys hanging around your yard...Lock up your pets...Coyotes will soon pick up the Turkey scent...Time for a diet Pepsi tini....Smirnoff Blue...you blend so well...