There is only two shopping days left to my birthday!! It's a big one...Like Big Tops with clowns coming out of a small car, big one! You ever get sick of commercials...Today in 1664, The colony of New Jersey is founded...If I am ever out in public and I see a Soda bottle vs kool-aid pitcher in a toy horse race or log rolling contest...I will question the Kool-Aid I have been drinking...Sasha was ranting about something today...Happy Birthday Minka Kelly!! I saw a woman lick a lollipop in a commercial...it was hot...Talk about bad luck...Rick Oliver, well ever since, he was struck by lightning in 2006, he says, hes had trouble sleeping...I know how it feels to have trouble sleeping...So you do something productive right? Well earlier this month he was having trouble sleeping so he was working on his car...About 2 a.m., he heard a distant rustling on his 17-acre property...As he turned around he heard a strange huffing...And the next thing he knew he had been mauled, and attacked by a bear...That's not my kind of Karma...Its so true when you here a noise in a distance...then all of a sudden...One night around midnight, Riley the dog and I were walking...I said,"Riley, what's that noise"...It sounded like horses running...Then all of a sudden a deer jumped out of the woods, just barley missed us, and did a tap dance on the street before running off...HOLY SHIT...and then of course here comes the neighbor down the road dog...It's fucking midnight and his dog...is not only running around loose but chasing deer...But getting hit by lightening and then mauled by a bear...I know Ryan Westmoreland has thought..."Why Me"...Kriss Kross will make you jump, jump...Today in 2004, In New York state, capital punishment is declared unconstitutional...Happy Birthday Jeff Beck!! In today's news...former Vice President Al Gore was investigated four years ago after a masseuse accused him of "unwanted sexual contact" at a Portland hotel, but the case was not pursued because of a lack of evidence...According to the police, a local attorney contacted investigators "and said he had a client that wanted to report an unwanted sexual contact by Mr. Gore." But the alleged victim declined to be interviewed by detectives and the attorney told the police months later "that they were pursuing civil litigation." Damn...The Enquirer is real journalism lately...There was a fire at work today...I mean the fire alarms were going off...but you really don't know it's a fire until you see firemen standing there with their axes and oxygen masks...and they say, "the reason the fire alarm is going off is because there is a fire downstairs"...I love how Venus Williams endorses Tide....I bet you she smells real fresh after a tennis match...Today in 1949, The first Television Western, Hopalong Cassidy, is aired on NBC starring William Boyd...Happy Birthday Mick Fleetwood!! I saw the best commercial today...It was the revolutionary war...The British solider's were watching the American charge coming towards them...George Washington was leading the charge driving a Dodge LMFAO!!
Today in 1997, Melissa Drexler, 18, charged with killing her baby during her prom...18 days, Drexler gave birth in a toilet stall at her senior prom. She then retrieved the baby from the toilet bowl,cut the umbilical cord on the serrated edge of a sanitary napkin dispenser, wrapped the baby in several garbage sacks, and deposited the bundle in a trash can....She then returned to the dance floor...The baby was discovered by a janitor who responded to reports of blood in the restroom and who became suspicious of the weight of the trash bag...Emergency workers attempted to resuscitate the baby for two hours...This is one of those I cannot believe it's true stories...WoW has it been 13 years...Dear Red Sox...You are ruining my birthday weekend!! DJ Riley...Spin me a record...I am about to get the rant started...Let me say this first...I was glad to hear Portsmouth, R.I., native Ryan Westmoreland is beginning to live a normal life again,three months after undergoing brain surgery...Ok DJ Riley, work that paw, and let's scratch that record...(My first attempt to spit in a blog) Jonathan Papelbon you ain't flossin...your sucking...What the F is wrong with you...DO you NEED GLASSES!! You gave up a walk-off homerun to pinch hitter, and former steroid Junkie Jason Giambi...Are you kidding me...DJ Riley reverse that record a couple of times....Eric Gagne....Eric Gagne...Eric Gagne...Daniel Nava and McLuvin are rocking Rockies ace Ubaldo Jimenez out of the game...and what do you do...what did you do...What, did you say, "Hey George, Can I tend the Rabbits"...Seriously you have been costing the Red Sox games for like a year and half now...Good Guy and All American John Lackey even had two doubles...and what do you do...The first time a Red Sox pitcher has had two hits in a game since Josh Beckett on May 20, 2006...YOU BLEW IT!!! I use to love to dance at the Karma Club...When they would play 'feel it' by The Tamper...I would be a dancing fool...When do the woman play in The World Cup?? Daisuke Matsuzaka return to the rotation Thursday night, carrying a 1.98 ERA in his last four starts...Yawn...I am so done with Daisuke...Maybe if he wore a pair of Daisy Dukes while he pitched...it would distract the batters...He could throw more strikes...LOL If you think the Red Sox games are super long when Daisuke is pitching...Just imagine how long the game would be if he had to hit...Things that make you go hmm...If I played soccer I would want to be the corner kicker...
Thank God I don't have poison Ivy...I was watching the commercial this morning for cortizone 10...It so doesn't work...The only thing that really works for Poison Ivy is the Calamine lotion...It's Ugly and sticky but it's also cheap and effective...Watched The World Cup today....The idea to put lion meat burgers on an Arizona restaurant's menu has met with threatening protests...They love to protest in Arizona...Did the Lion meat not properly immigrate into Arizona...I wonder how much it would cost to buy my own fire fighter gear with oxygen tank and mask...Maybe I could add them to my wish list...I hope JD Drew is having a nice summer vacation...He left the June 18th game, and An MRI found no damage, but he's out until at least June 24...The Daddy Mack will make you...
Today in 1880, First performance of O Canada, the song that would become the national anthem of Canada, at the Congress national des Canadiens-Francais...Happy Birthday Rebecca Cooke!! The Florida Marlins have fired manager Fredi Gonzalez and two of his coaches...Owner Jeffrey Loria released a statement saying the team had parted ways with Gonzalez, bench coach Carlos Tosca and hitting coach Jim Presley. Edwin Rodriguez, manager of the Marlins' Triple-A New Orleans affiliate, was named Florida's interim manager...If feel bad that Miami has such poor leadership...and I mean Jeffrey Loria...not Fredi Gonzalez...Today in 1964, FTC rules health warnings must appear on all cigarette packages...We were going to go to the park tonight...But The monster thunder storm came and went...Riley was so happy you came...
If happy and you know it, feel free to send me a birthday present from my wish list...
It be delivered anonymous, in other words it doesn't show me who sent it...so please leave me message..so I can properly thank you...Riley the Dog <3's dog toys and dog food....
Today in 1997, Melissa Drexler, 18, charged with killing her baby during her prom...18 days, Drexler gave birth in a toilet stall at her senior prom. She then retrieved the baby from the toilet bowl,cut the umbilical cord on the serrated edge of a sanitary napkin dispenser, wrapped the baby in several garbage sacks, and deposited the bundle in a trash can....She then returned to the dance floor...The baby was discovered by a janitor who responded to reports of blood in the restroom and who became suspicious of the weight of the trash bag...Emergency workers attempted to resuscitate the baby for two hours...This is one of those I cannot believe it's true stories...WoW has it been 13 years...Dear Red Sox...You are ruining my birthday weekend!! DJ Riley...Spin me a record...I am about to get the rant started...Let me say this first...I was glad to hear Portsmouth, R.I., native Ryan Westmoreland is beginning to live a normal life again,three months after undergoing brain surgery...Ok DJ Riley, work that paw, and let's scratch that record...(My first attempt to spit in a blog) Jonathan Papelbon you ain't flossin...your sucking...What the F is wrong with you...DO you NEED GLASSES!! You gave up a walk-off homerun to pinch hitter, and former steroid Junkie Jason Giambi...Are you kidding me...DJ Riley reverse that record a couple of times....Eric Gagne....Eric Gagne...Eric Gagne...Daniel Nava and McLuvin are rocking Rockies ace Ubaldo Jimenez out of the game...and what do you do...what did you do...What, did you say, "Hey George, Can I tend the Rabbits"...Seriously you have been costing the Red Sox games for like a year and half now...Good Guy and All American John Lackey even had two doubles...and what do you do...The first time a Red Sox pitcher has had two hits in a game since Josh Beckett on May 20, 2006...YOU BLEW IT!!! I use to love to dance at the Karma Club...When they would play 'feel it' by The Tamper...I would be a dancing fool...When do the woman play in The World Cup?? Daisuke Matsuzaka return to the rotation Thursday night, carrying a 1.98 ERA in his last four starts...Yawn...I am so done with Daisuke...Maybe if he wore a pair of Daisy Dukes while he pitched...it would distract the batters...He could throw more strikes...LOL If you think the Red Sox games are super long when Daisuke is pitching...Just imagine how long the game would be if he had to hit...Things that make you go hmm...If I played soccer I would want to be the corner kicker...
Thank God I don't have poison Ivy...I was watching the commercial this morning for cortizone 10...It so doesn't work...The only thing that really works for Poison Ivy is the Calamine lotion...It's Ugly and sticky but it's also cheap and effective...Watched The World Cup today....The idea to put lion meat burgers on an Arizona restaurant's menu has met with threatening protests...They love to protest in Arizona...Did the Lion meat not properly immigrate into Arizona...I wonder how much it would cost to buy my own fire fighter gear with oxygen tank and mask...Maybe I could add them to my wish list...I hope JD Drew is having a nice summer vacation...He left the June 18th game, and An MRI found no damage, but he's out until at least June 24...The Daddy Mack will make you...
Today in 1880, First performance of O Canada, the song that would become the national anthem of Canada, at the Congress national des Canadiens-Francais...Happy Birthday Rebecca Cooke!! The Florida Marlins have fired manager Fredi Gonzalez and two of his coaches...Owner Jeffrey Loria released a statement saying the team had parted ways with Gonzalez, bench coach Carlos Tosca and hitting coach Jim Presley. Edwin Rodriguez, manager of the Marlins' Triple-A New Orleans affiliate, was named Florida's interim manager...If feel bad that Miami has such poor leadership...and I mean Jeffrey Loria...not Fredi Gonzalez...Today in 1964, FTC rules health warnings must appear on all cigarette packages...We were going to go to the park tonight...But The monster thunder storm came and went...Riley was so happy you came...
If happy and you know it, feel free to send me a birthday present from my wish list...
It be delivered anonymous, in other words it doesn't show me who sent it...so please leave me message..so I can properly thank you...Riley the Dog <3's dog toys and dog food....