Hi...How are you? I had a good day today...Very little worries...it was a nice distraction...Only three more days...till my birthday...I started making the rounds today...Today in 1917, In a game against the Washington Senators, Boston Red Sox pitcher Ernie Shore retires 26 batters in a row after replacing Babe Ruth, who had
been ejected for punching the umpire...Happy Birthday LaDainian Tomlinson!! I know that in the year 2050 I will be alive and kicking...I hope to see some boobs on my birthday...
Today in 79, Titus Caesar Vespasianus succeeds his father Vespasianus as tenth
Roman Emperor...Happy Birthday Alessia Filippi!! I say bring back General MaCarthur!!
Let's get some Birthday Quotes rockin..."When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not"- Mark Twain. Today in 1988, James E. Hansen testifies to the U.S. Senate Committee on Energy and Natural Resources that it is 99% probable that global warming had begun...Happy Birthday Chellsie Memmel!! Red Rover, Red Rover, send Riley the dog right over...The hardest accents to understand are Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Hawaii...I have a some thinking to offer you...If you have been blah or even upset about something...Think about two things...One my birthday is Saturday and two...Just imagine if you fell and broke your hip...And they couldn't do surgery for a few days...That would be awful...The Naked Cowboy has his panties in a bunch...For nearly three years Sandy Brodsky been performing ditties like "Tits My Party" dressed up or down, as it were as the "Naked Cowgirl," complete with cowboy hat and a skimpy red, white and blue bikini...Sounds nice to me...But not so much to the Naked Cowboy...He has sent her a cease-and-desist letter through his attorney...I only endorse "Green" Mouse traps...John Isner and Nicolas Mahut Wimbledon Match Smashes Records...They have been hitting the all around the grass tennis court for about 10 hours now...How do you know it's around my birthday...When they are playing at Wimbledon!!
Today in 1887, The Rocky Mountains Park Act becomes law in Canada, creating the
nation's first national park, Banff National Park...Happy Birthday Matt Light!! I will never support Onglyza for the simple fact that in their commercial the have a Labrador in a boat without a life jacket..."I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."- Phyllis Diller. Only in Florida right?? It's all about that last beer...Elizabeth Breeden, 41, was upset at her 53-year-old boyfriend when he opened their last can of Natural Light on June 16th...So upset she spent two nights in jail for allegedly roughing up her boyfriend...After scuffling over the beer, Breeden reportedly ripped the can in half, spilling the prized brew on her boyfriend, a chair and the floor...Police spotted a large number of empty cans of Natural Light inside the residence...What's wrong with these people...Why are they not drinking Bud or Diet Buds...I have a way to make soccer more exciting then watching paint dry...Only have five players on each team...and a goalie...Like hockey...Tough loss for the Red Sox last night...every Red Sox loss is tough one for me...I <3 Penny Pester!! Riley and I had an awesome walk after work today...He made so many people smile as we walked against the bumper to bumper traffic...My mom was ok today...
I<3 Clown beetles...http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/2A25KYCO29ZR8
Today in 1973, A fire at a house in Hull, England, which kills a six year old boy
is passed off as an accident... It later emerges as the first of 26 deaths by
fire caused over the next seven years by arsonist Peter Dinsdale...Sounds like an epidsode for Law & Order...Happy Birthday Randy Jackson!! What is wrong with people in West Virginia...Maybe it's the water..."A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age," Robert Frost. Toyota's chief test driver, 67-year-old Hiromu Naruse, has died in a crash on highway 410 near the famed Nrburgring race track in Germany...Dog owner Karen Linn is auctioning the actual bills, eaten by her dog Fozzie...She wants to use the money that was consumed by her own rescued shelter dog to help other shelter dogs...How much money is $58 worth of chewed currency found in a pile of doggy doo...You know tough economy...Back in 2008, The Naked Cowboy sued Mars Inc. for trademark infringement after the Mars company played a short animation of the blue M&M character playing a guitar while dressed in a white cowboy hat, cowboy boots and underpants that hung outside the M&M's store in New York City...Could you imagine that each hockey team had 11 players on their team plus the goalie...Bet you there wouldn't be much scoring...Oh there is Diane...OMG she brought me a birthday present...I am crying at work that is not cool...She brought me a birthday present from New Mexico...100 proof is how I roll!! OMG there were two more presents in there....Mysitc River DvD...YES! I <3 that movie...And ooh '15 horror movies -not to be watched alone' DvD...good thing I have Riley the Dog to watch it with...and I have my "own" button to wear on my birthday...How can the Goalie can kick the ball so much further than any other soccer player...I was watching World Cups Soccer today...Didn't want to...CNN would of been more interesting...It did give me the chance to root against Germany...I am going to rock it out with my cock out on my birthday!! I was explaining to someone today the reason I am so happy go lucky is because...I am not dealing with difficult situations...I remember wiping my grandmother's lips with a wet cloth...She was in hospice...She looked litterally looked like a skeleton that struggled to breathe...Sitting next to her side without is a difficult situation...Somehow she could keep saying, "Michael...Michael..." She was the strongest person in my family to see her like that...it just an unspeakable situation...
Today in 1926 , The College Board administers the first SAT exam...Happy Birthday Clarence Thomas!! "Call this an unfair generalization if you must,but old people are no good at everything."- Moe, from the Simpsons. I met Chad at Uno's tonight...It was so great seeing everyone tonight...People thought I had died in a motorcycle accident...I shook a lot of hands tonight...and was surprised to see so many people....Its was a good night...My friend Chad said, "yup...I know it's a once a year thing"...I wish I could figure out my time better...Three days left...
been ejected for punching the umpire...Happy Birthday LaDainian Tomlinson!! I know that in the year 2050 I will be alive and kicking...I hope to see some boobs on my birthday...
Today in 79, Titus Caesar Vespasianus succeeds his father Vespasianus as tenth
Roman Emperor...Happy Birthday Alessia Filippi!! I say bring back General MaCarthur!!
Let's get some Birthday Quotes rockin..."When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not"- Mark Twain. Today in 1988, James E. Hansen testifies to the U.S. Senate Committee on Energy and Natural Resources that it is 99% probable that global warming had begun...Happy Birthday Chellsie Memmel!! Red Rover, Red Rover, send Riley the dog right over...The hardest accents to understand are Georgia, Alabama, Arkansas, Louisiana, and Hawaii...I have a some thinking to offer you...If you have been blah or even upset about something...Think about two things...One my birthday is Saturday and two...Just imagine if you fell and broke your hip...And they couldn't do surgery for a few days...That would be awful...The Naked Cowboy has his panties in a bunch...For nearly three years Sandy Brodsky been performing ditties like "Tits My Party" dressed up or down, as it were as the "Naked Cowgirl," complete with cowboy hat and a skimpy red, white and blue bikini...Sounds nice to me...But not so much to the Naked Cowboy...He has sent her a cease-and-desist letter through his attorney...I only endorse "Green" Mouse traps...John Isner and Nicolas Mahut Wimbledon Match Smashes Records...They have been hitting the all around the grass tennis court for about 10 hours now...How do you know it's around my birthday...When they are playing at Wimbledon!!
Today in 1887, The Rocky Mountains Park Act becomes law in Canada, creating the
nation's first national park, Banff National Park...Happy Birthday Matt Light!! I will never support Onglyza for the simple fact that in their commercial the have a Labrador in a boat without a life jacket..."I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do."- Phyllis Diller. Only in Florida right?? It's all about that last beer...Elizabeth Breeden, 41, was upset at her 53-year-old boyfriend when he opened their last can of Natural Light on June 16th...So upset she spent two nights in jail for allegedly roughing up her boyfriend...After scuffling over the beer, Breeden reportedly ripped the can in half, spilling the prized brew on her boyfriend, a chair and the floor...Police spotted a large number of empty cans of Natural Light inside the residence...What's wrong with these people...Why are they not drinking Bud or Diet Buds...I have a way to make soccer more exciting then watching paint dry...Only have five players on each team...and a goalie...Like hockey...Tough loss for the Red Sox last night...every Red Sox loss is tough one for me...I <3 Penny Pester!! Riley and I had an awesome walk after work today...He made so many people smile as we walked against the bumper to bumper traffic...My mom was ok today...
I<3 Clown beetles...http://www.amazon.com/wishlist/2A25KYCO29ZR8
Today in 1973, A fire at a house in Hull, England, which kills a six year old boy
is passed off as an accident... It later emerges as the first of 26 deaths by
fire caused over the next seven years by arsonist Peter Dinsdale...Sounds like an epidsode for Law & Order...Happy Birthday Randy Jackson!! What is wrong with people in West Virginia...Maybe it's the water..."A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age," Robert Frost. Toyota's chief test driver, 67-year-old Hiromu Naruse, has died in a crash on highway 410 near the famed Nrburgring race track in Germany...Dog owner Karen Linn is auctioning the actual bills, eaten by her dog Fozzie...She wants to use the money that was consumed by her own rescued shelter dog to help other shelter dogs...How much money is $58 worth of chewed currency found in a pile of doggy doo...You know tough economy...Back in 2008, The Naked Cowboy sued Mars Inc. for trademark infringement after the Mars company played a short animation of the blue M&M character playing a guitar while dressed in a white cowboy hat, cowboy boots and underpants that hung outside the M&M's store in New York City...Could you imagine that each hockey team had 11 players on their team plus the goalie...Bet you there wouldn't be much scoring...Oh there is Diane...OMG she brought me a birthday present...I am crying at work that is not cool...She brought me a birthday present from New Mexico...100 proof is how I roll!! OMG there were two more presents in there....Mysitc River DvD...YES! I <3 that movie...And ooh '15 horror movies -not to be watched alone' DvD...good thing I have Riley the Dog to watch it with...and I have my "own" button to wear on my birthday...How can the Goalie can kick the ball so much further than any other soccer player...I was watching World Cups Soccer today...Didn't want to...CNN would of been more interesting...It did give me the chance to root against Germany...I am going to rock it out with my cock out on my birthday!! I was explaining to someone today the reason I am so happy go lucky is because...I am not dealing with difficult situations...I remember wiping my grandmother's lips with a wet cloth...She was in hospice...She looked litterally looked like a skeleton that struggled to breathe...Sitting next to her side without is a difficult situation...Somehow she could keep saying, "Michael...Michael..." She was the strongest person in my family to see her like that...it just an unspeakable situation...
Today in 1926 , The College Board administers the first SAT exam...Happy Birthday Clarence Thomas!! "Call this an unfair generalization if you must,but old people are no good at everything."- Moe, from the Simpsons. I met Chad at Uno's tonight...It was so great seeing everyone tonight...People thought I had died in a motorcycle accident...I shook a lot of hands tonight...and was surprised to see so many people....Its was a good night...My friend Chad said, "yup...I know it's a once a year thing"...I wish I could figure out my time better...Three days left...