I have never heard of the Yellow Badge until today...and it really upsetting me reading about it...I am started thinking...ah ha...Now I am starting to understand why there is an Israel.. Today in 1269, King Louis IX of France orders all Jews found in public without an identifying yellow badge to be fined ten livres of silver..I am glad he is dead...That was a racist policy...I can sleep better knowing he died from the bubonic plague or dysentery...There is no room for racism in my book...That's how I roll!!Happy Birthday Kathleen Turner!! Only Seven days left until my Birthday!! Colored bacon is the new gangsta...This week's moron of the week is Carl Kutchten...The forty-six year old was arrested for operating a snowmobile with a BAC of .18%...Yuppers...what makes him a super moron was that this happened a few days ago...It's June...There ain't no fucking snow on the ground...Riley and I had to do two walks this monring before he did his poopers...Even at 8 am, the sun was beating down....pretty warm...I made it to work on time...I was surprised I got the call to duty today...I yelled Irene...and put on my acting hat...I really like doing it...Today in 1846, The first officially recorded, organized baseball match was played under Alexander Joy Cartwright's rules on Hoboken's Elysian Fields with the New York Base Ball Club defeating the Knickerbockers 23-1 in Hoboken, New Jersey, United States...Happy Birthday Dirk Nowitzki!! I was glad to see CEO Tony Hayward left the United States to attend a yacht race while the company's ruptured oil rig continues to disgorge thousands of gallons of crude oil into the Gulf of Mexico...What a scumbag...Seriosly..bring your fucking boat back the United States and watch your oil get cleaned up...Why hasn't this guy been fitted with an electronic bracelet to what reamins of the oil rig... fusiladingis a method of capital punishment, particularly common in the military and in times of war...Red Sox are one game back!! As of 2010, Oklahoma is the only state in which execution by firing squad is legally available, though as a backup method only, in case both lethal injection (the state's primary method of execution) and electrocution are declared unconstitutional...Want to get away? An 18-year-old Boston teen rescued by police after the man was caught inside an ATM...David Haskell cut a hole in the drywall above a Bank of America ATM, climbed into the back and was attempting to steal money from inside when an alarm sounded... Police arrived on the scene to find the ATM shaking and thought someone might be stuck inside. When they opened the machine, Haskell smiled and crawled out...He was immediately arrested....Where is President Oboma to bail out those in drug and credit card debt...Just Kidding...All though It's not a bad idea to help people...Of course they aren't major corporations...OMG I was nearly killed by a dog today...It apperently got away from its owner...It seemed like it was a hunderd pounds plus...He ran past me and then stopped growled...to face off...Luckily I was wearing my Lucky Red Sox Jersey...you know #38...I was glad my sock was not red...I wouldn't of fought back though...I would of assumed the fetal position...and hoped I survived...If I did...the first call would of been to a lawyer...Dear Theo Epstein, even though he got the win today...please trade Jonathan Papelbon asap....Please and Thank You...I missed Mama D today...She stopped by the parking lot at work....I would asked her if arms were tired...She probably would of said, "why"...Where I would of said...didn't you just fly in from New Mexico...The practice of physically branding Jews and Christians appears to have been begun in early medieval Baghdad and was considered highly degrading...I <3 Riley the dog...OMG it's almost Six days until my b-day...
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Today in 1910, The first Father's Day is celebrated in Spokane, Washington...Happy Birthday Nick Drake!! The Pittsburgh Pirates are down a pierogi...Happy Birthday Paula Abdul!! Andrew Kurtz participated in the Pirates' in-game pierogi race but was canned over he criticized the contract extensions given to general manager Neal Huntington and manager John Russell on his Facebook page...Say it Ain't so...Joe Cooper is recovering from a horrific grooming accident on June 5 that nearly cost him his testicle...The construction worker and pals agreed to take part in a hospital charity drive at a Leicester pub in which bar-goers bid for the chance to rip off strips of the participants' body hair... an overly enthusiastic friend tugged too hard on a wax strip and yanked off eight inches of skin from Cooper's body...The rip reportedly stripped Cooper of six of his seven layers of skin, and came within half an inch of costing him his right testicle...When I came home tonight...Riley and I did our walk...I watched a Lexus SVU drive straight through the four way stop without stopping...He was doing 30 mph...it was ok I guess...He was driving a lexus...Riley was peeping...Just then a cop drove by a minute to late...Riley didn't poop...Not sure if it's the heat or someone behavioral thing...Like If I don't do it then he will have to take me on another walk...Maybe it's just hot out...He doesn't want to get his running start to poop because its too hot...We will dry again after dark...I think The Red Sox should be trade deadline buyers...The sooner your buy before the trading deadline...The cheaper the price will be...It was nice to meet a couple of your friends today...I stayed for like over an hour...
I almost died today at work...Some shit head farted like they just ate egg salad, baked beans, and onions...My skin was changing colors its was so bad...I tried to blame it on Maria...but she didn't smell it....
Today in 1961, Kuwait declares independence from the United Kingdom...Happy Birthday May Andersen!! I am not sure what all they Pazazz around the World Cup is...A wife and son of a South African man allegedly beaten to death because he wanted to change the TV channel...Police say David Makoeya, 61, fought with his wife and two children last Sunday over what to watch on television at their home in Limpopo province, in South Africa's...So let me process this...A soccer game vs gospel program leads to violence and death...It doesn't make any sense in the world...I certainly wouldn't mind seeing the show on The 20 Hottest WAGs of the 2010 World Cup!! But there would be some type of charge or tax...Here is to you...Real Man of Guenius...Curtis Hamilton was pulled over by the Florida Highway Patrol late Sunday night after motorists tipped officers that they had almost been run off the road by a massive truck...The cops caught up to the 51-year-old, pulled his truck over...He told them he was drinking to stay awake...
Today in 1978, Garfield appears in his first comic strip...Happy Birthday Ann Wilson!! Instead of fighting about what show to watch they should of crossed illegally in Arizona where they would of had the right to a free education, free transportation via the yellow tanks to and from...With subsidezed health care on the way for those who cannot afford it...They could of afforded two TVs...OMG SAY IT AIN'T SO...Manute Bol has died at age 47....The world has lost one of the truly good guys...Convicted killer Ronnie Lee Gardner died by a rifle barrage this morning after nearly 25 years on death row in Utah, in the state's first execution by firing squad in 14 years...Utah adopted lethal injection as its main method in 2004, but Gardner was allowed to choose the firing squad because he was sentenced to death before the law was changed... Today in 2009, British troops begin Operation Panther's Claw, one of the largest air operations in modern times, when more than 350 troops made an aerial assault on Taliban positions and subsequently repelled Taliban counter-attacks...Happy Birthday Yuko Nakazawa!! Riley and I walked an hour before calling it quits...I guess the guy didn't have to pooper tonight...I am sure he will in the morning...I ll be singing tomorrow on our "Here comes the sun"...Dear Santa...besides my mom and my dog's health...I want someone to get one thing off my gift list...I also would like to have a good birthday-stress free...
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Today in 1910, The first Father's Day is celebrated in Spokane, Washington...Happy Birthday Nick Drake!! The Pittsburgh Pirates are down a pierogi...Happy Birthday Paula Abdul!! Andrew Kurtz participated in the Pirates' in-game pierogi race but was canned over he criticized the contract extensions given to general manager Neal Huntington and manager John Russell on his Facebook page...Say it Ain't so...Joe Cooper is recovering from a horrific grooming accident on June 5 that nearly cost him his testicle...The construction worker and pals agreed to take part in a hospital charity drive at a Leicester pub in which bar-goers bid for the chance to rip off strips of the participants' body hair... an overly enthusiastic friend tugged too hard on a wax strip and yanked off eight inches of skin from Cooper's body...The rip reportedly stripped Cooper of six of his seven layers of skin, and came within half an inch of costing him his right testicle...When I came home tonight...Riley and I did our walk...I watched a Lexus SVU drive straight through the four way stop without stopping...He was doing 30 mph...it was ok I guess...He was driving a lexus...Riley was peeping...Just then a cop drove by a minute to late...Riley didn't poop...Not sure if it's the heat or someone behavioral thing...Like If I don't do it then he will have to take me on another walk...Maybe it's just hot out...He doesn't want to get his running start to poop because its too hot...We will dry again after dark...I think The Red Sox should be trade deadline buyers...The sooner your buy before the trading deadline...The cheaper the price will be...It was nice to meet a couple of your friends today...I stayed for like over an hour...
I almost died today at work...Some shit head farted like they just ate egg salad, baked beans, and onions...My skin was changing colors its was so bad...I tried to blame it on Maria...but she didn't smell it....
Today in 1961, Kuwait declares independence from the United Kingdom...Happy Birthday May Andersen!! I am not sure what all they Pazazz around the World Cup is...A wife and son of a South African man allegedly beaten to death because he wanted to change the TV channel...Police say David Makoeya, 61, fought with his wife and two children last Sunday over what to watch on television at their home in Limpopo province, in South Africa's...So let me process this...A soccer game vs gospel program leads to violence and death...It doesn't make any sense in the world...I certainly wouldn't mind seeing the show on The 20 Hottest WAGs of the 2010 World Cup!! But there would be some type of charge or tax...Here is to you...Real Man of Guenius...Curtis Hamilton was pulled over by the Florida Highway Patrol late Sunday night after motorists tipped officers that they had almost been run off the road by a massive truck...The cops caught up to the 51-year-old, pulled his truck over...He told them he was drinking to stay awake...
Today in 1978, Garfield appears in his first comic strip...Happy Birthday Ann Wilson!! Instead of fighting about what show to watch they should of crossed illegally in Arizona where they would of had the right to a free education, free transportation via the yellow tanks to and from...With subsidezed health care on the way for those who cannot afford it...They could of afforded two TVs...OMG SAY IT AIN'T SO...Manute Bol has died at age 47....The world has lost one of the truly good guys...Convicted killer Ronnie Lee Gardner died by a rifle barrage this morning after nearly 25 years on death row in Utah, in the state's first execution by firing squad in 14 years...Utah adopted lethal injection as its main method in 2004, but Gardner was allowed to choose the firing squad because he was sentenced to death before the law was changed... Today in 2009, British troops begin Operation Panther's Claw, one of the largest air operations in modern times, when more than 350 troops made an aerial assault on Taliban positions and subsequently repelled Taliban counter-attacks...Happy Birthday Yuko Nakazawa!! Riley and I walked an hour before calling it quits...I guess the guy didn't have to pooper tonight...I am sure he will in the morning...I ll be singing tomorrow on our "Here comes the sun"...Dear Santa...besides my mom and my dog's health...I want someone to get one thing off my gift list...I also would like to have a good birthday-stress free...