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Today in 1990, Nelson Mandela, a political prisoner for 27 years, is released from Victor Verster Prison outside Cape Town, South Africa...A mumps outbreak among children in an Orthodox Jewish community has exceeded 1,500 cases and is still going strong, national health officials said today...Mumps, what the fuck are mumps? Somebody's Heiney is crowning my icebox...Today in 1752, Pennsylvania Hospital, the first hospital in the United States, is opened by Benjamin Franklin...Happy Birthday Brian Daubach!! Flip on the Tele... Wrestle with Jimmy...I hope President Clinton is ok...Former President Bill Clinton was rushed Thursday to a hospital in New York City, where he underwent a procedure to have two stents placed in a coronary artery...Love him or hate him, he got those two girls out of North Korea! Kendra Wilkinson appears on the cover of the new issue of OK! Some our questioning whether it's photoshoped or not...Of course it is! It's a magazine cover...I question a birthday suit shot would be better! NBC has KO'ed 'Friday Night Lights'...Happy Birthday Sheryl Crow!! Say it ain't so...The world's second pregnant man is expecting a baby boy sometime this month or next...Scott Moore, 20, the expectant father, was born a woman. So was his legal husband Thomas, 30. In fact, Scott still has his female birth certificate. But the couple both had sex-change surgery to become men...Your drug is a heartbreaker...Happy Birthday Jeb Bush!! OMG I just read what Mumps are...This way is-a-waterslide-away-from-me-to-chase-her-fuller-everyday! Hey! So be cool...Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad told a pro-regime rally today that their country is now a "nuclear state." Dude have you heard of Saddam Hussein? I guess he does not want to be the leader much longer...It's like the quickest way out of office...British fashion designer Alexander McQueen, who designed outfits for Sarah Jessica Parker, Kate Moss and Prince Charles, has been found dead after taking his own life. The 40-year-old's body was discovered at his home in West London, where he had reportedly hanged himself...
Say it ain't so...Facebook keeps on changing...Myspace is better...You can say things like "your mom tasted great" without offending all of your friends...Why is there no Law & Order Channel? I have no idea why Christians are offended by Lindsay Lohan's newest picture...I think she is the breast! You cleaned up, found Jesus, Things are good also I hear...I am not sure the Wovel will be a big seller in 2010! Happy Birthday Sarah Palin!! - A drunken man stole an ambulance at a Wisconsin ski area and went for a ride, while paramedics were working on the patient in the back, authorities said...Tomorrow, the truck leaves for Spring Training...This bottle of Stevens awakens ancient feelings...Seven days till Spring Training!
I have been recently listening to the spin of how the Red Sox have greatly improved their roster, I then think that's crap...The could put 9 blind midgets on the field of Fenway Park, I'd still be rooting for The Red Sox! If I had Tiger Woods' phone number, I would so text him..."How you doin"...I so cannot believe her brother should not be charged with her's fathers murder...Olympic skater Nancy Kerrigan wrote that the finding that her father's death was a homicide "was unjustified....SAY IT AINT SO! There is defiantly no curse on Lindsey Vonn...It would also been fun to text Tiger, "Something Suddenly came up....A single-mom soldier who says she refused to deploy to Afghanistan because she had no family able to care for her young son will be discharged from the military instead of facing a court-martial, the Army said...I am sure she is not 1st SFOD-D, I am pretty sure they could win the war without her...Let her stay on base and pass papers...Three days till Valentine's day! I was thinking last night about Lisa and how we broke up a year ago...She was a person who wanted their cake and eat it too...I just go with the flow, and if it ain't flowing, then I go....That's how I roll...I was thinking about her cat named Riley...Maybe it was just the vodka that danced around my brain...How weird was it that her cat had the same as my dog...Dear God, besides letting my mom be healthy, Riley the dog to be healthy, a Red Sox 2010 World Series Champions, please....please get this Andy Gibb, 'I just want to be your everything' out of my head...it's been stuck their for like 6 months...It's worse then having the hiccups...Seriously...I would rather see the Hanson play the three stooges then have this song in my head...I like this commercial for asthma medication..."it may cause death"...Things that make you go hmmmmm...There is no discount for agreeing with Flo...It's progressive...I wonder what Skip Gates is doing tonight...