fun things to do while trashed:
use the wall for support....seriously that's why it's there.
throw your cigs at people instead of the ground when your done with them.
explain to everyone that you aren't really drunk just dizzy and the words keep coming out all fuzzy.
have serious heart felt conversations with people while talking about the color of your pee intermittently.
accidently im the wrong people with questions about your sexual purity.
tell people in the phone thread that you want to talk on the phone....but forget to leave your number.
listen to super depressing music and finish the night crying over something you want so bad but know you just can't have.
i then suggest passing out on your bed naked and not forgetting to shut your door incase your SO's cousin is in town and sleeping on your couch......cause the next morning you'll wake up with the door wide open and your bare ass hanging out for all to see.
use the wall for support....seriously that's why it's there.
throw your cigs at people instead of the ground when your done with them.
explain to everyone that you aren't really drunk just dizzy and the words keep coming out all fuzzy.
have serious heart felt conversations with people while talking about the color of your pee intermittently.
accidently im the wrong people with questions about your sexual purity.
tell people in the phone thread that you want to talk on the phone....but forget to leave your number.
listen to super depressing music and finish the night crying over something you want so bad but know you just can't have.
i then suggest passing out on your bed naked and not forgetting to shut your door incase your SO's cousin is in town and sleeping on your couch......cause the next morning you'll wake up with the door wide open and your bare ass hanging out for all to see.
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peace,
Samantha