I've had some real gems when it comes to roomates .. the best story involves an old friend, a very small apartment, a much anticipated chicken dinner (consumed while I was at work), and my revenge when his girl called me while he was out with a different girl. the story's to long to print out, but the moral is don't ever, never ever, not even once should you think about it, eat my chicken when I'm at work.
I've had some other reall classy room mates, too. like the one who I managed to get a job where I worked only to discover that he immediatly started stealing from the register. funny thing is he never had his share of the rent. and there was the one who would only use my bathroom .. we each had our own, but I guess he didn't like the way his shampoo smelled. and how could I forget the 'what's mine is yours so what's yours is mine' room mate who would use that excuse to wear my underpants when all his clothes where dirty.
the end result? like I said. I like my tiny basement apartment .. I'll never share my space with another human if I can help it.
good luck to you I guess .. and remeber, you can't hit your room mate with an axe, but you can call their parants and tell them their son or daughter has a problem with child pornography.
I've had some other reall classy room mates, too. like the one who I managed to get a job where I worked only to discover that he immediatly started stealing from the register. funny thing is he never had his share of the rent. and there was the one who would only use my bathroom .. we each had our own, but I guess he didn't like the way his shampoo smelled. and how could I forget the 'what's mine is yours so what's yours is mine' room mate who would use that excuse to wear my underpants when all his clothes where dirty.
the end result? like I said. I like my tiny basement apartment .. I'll never share my space with another human if I can help it.
good luck to you I guess .. and remeber, you can't hit your room mate with an axe, but you can call their parants and tell them their son or daughter has a problem with child pornography.