creepxstar

I have a good joke

Ok, this guy walks into a bar, right.
He sits at the...uh bar next to a bowl of peanuts and the peanuts starting talking to him. Saying shit like " Nice shoes" and " Did you get a hair cut because I like it"
So the guy looks at the bartender and says " What the fuck is with these nuts" and the bartender says " They're complimentary"

while, while?


...ok, sorry for wasting your time

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over?
Doughnuts?
or um...
Why do men find it difficult to make eye contact?
Breasts don't have eyes.