WAKE UP!!! I woke up at the crack of noon thirty. I must have turned my alarm off for almost an hour. I need to learn the skill of hearing the alarm, turning it off, and getting my ass out of bed; otherwise, I am going to drive shadesdrawn insane if we spend more than a week sleeping in the same bed.
I'd like to apologize now for the ensuing madness I may put him through. My mum HATED the weird alarm dance I do. I guess my father was the same way. I told her if she didnt want me to have lazy dna then she should have copulated with someone else.
Yeah, displacing the blame doesn't help the symptoms.
I am currently in love; Marriam Webster has an online dictionary that kicks massive ass. I listen to the pronunciation of words like vehement, renege, and atrocious Not because I cant pronounce them but, because they make me hot. Mmmmm.
Out of curiosity when you buy bran spanking new underwear from a store, do you wash them first, or just rip off the tags and shimmy them on? I will admit to it I wear my underwear right after buying them. I mean its not like a bathing suit, who tries on panties before buying them? You should know your size. Right? Usually if I buy undies it means I need to do wash, or I have recently thrown some out; the same rule applies for socks.
Alright, I have an apartment to clean before I go to work (boo hiss). I had eleven days off, how on earth am I going to tolerate yob hell?
I'd like to apologize now for the ensuing madness I may put him through. My mum HATED the weird alarm dance I do. I guess my father was the same way. I told her if she didnt want me to have lazy dna then she should have copulated with someone else.
Yeah, displacing the blame doesn't help the symptoms.
I am currently in love; Marriam Webster has an online dictionary that kicks massive ass. I listen to the pronunciation of words like vehement, renege, and atrocious Not because I cant pronounce them but, because they make me hot. Mmmmm.
Out of curiosity when you buy bran spanking new underwear from a store, do you wash them first, or just rip off the tags and shimmy them on? I will admit to it I wear my underwear right after buying them. I mean its not like a bathing suit, who tries on panties before buying them? You should know your size. Right? Usually if I buy undies it means I need to do wash, or I have recently thrown some out; the same rule applies for socks.
Alright, I have an apartment to clean before I go to work (boo hiss). I had eleven days off, how on earth am I going to tolerate yob hell?
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Oh and I always put my undies on before washing them after I buy them. All the cool kids do.
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Later Girly......