Have you just had your application to SGUK rejected?
Well fear not. It's not because there's anything horribly wrong with you (that I know of). Check my last journal entry for more details. You can see it by clicking the little arrow pointing left just up here ^^^ Go ahead, read that, I'll wait. If you still have questions, then just ask.
As for the rest of you, there's a special treat for you
Why Professional Wrestling is Awesome - Batshit Insane Japanese Edition
I've admitted in the past that I like pro wrestling. I'm not ashamed of this, because sometimes it's just freaking awesome. Take Japan for example. Professional Wrestling over there is Serious Business. The matches are still treated as serious sporting events (even though they know they're not, the cognitive dissonance is amazing), the pro wrestlers are treated as the greatest of sports stars, and great emphasis is placed on skill, like being able to get the absolute dogshit beaten out of you, or being incredibly athletic, like this guy right here (bonus points for the wacky Japanese cover of Fallout Boy with extra Engrish and Tony, if you're reading this, this guy is better than the midgets)
That shit is just mind-bending.
However, not everyone in Japan takes everything so seriously. For instance there's the company called DDT. One of their championship belts has in the past been held by a small dog, the cameraman, a female news presenter, various minor celebrities, a stuffed Hello Kitty doll, a monkey called Yatchan, and a ladder (3-time champion). To see the ladder defending it's title ina hard-fought Battle Royale, click here. The title's also been held by this terrifying powerhouse, President Ramu:
Then there's the Wrestling company called HUSTLE. HUSTLE might be one of my favourite things ever. Imagine a cross between Pro Wrestling and Power Rangers. First of all here's some highlights:
And last of all, if you only watch one video in this post, watch this one. No explanations are really necessary, and if this doesn't make you giggle with glee, it's entirely possible you don't actually have a soul, and are some kind of hideous, soulless husk.
You know, this guy must wake up and think 'Today I'm going to shoot invisible laser beams at magical princesses with my finger, accidentally kill a cameraman and wear a kick-ass robot suit that explodes when people kick me. And I'm getting PAID for it? Holy SHIT my life rules'
Well fear not. It's not because there's anything horribly wrong with you (that I know of). Check my last journal entry for more details. You can see it by clicking the little arrow pointing left just up here ^^^ Go ahead, read that, I'll wait. If you still have questions, then just ask.
As for the rest of you, there's a special treat for you
Why Professional Wrestling is Awesome - Batshit Insane Japanese Edition
I've admitted in the past that I like pro wrestling. I'm not ashamed of this, because sometimes it's just freaking awesome. Take Japan for example. Professional Wrestling over there is Serious Business. The matches are still treated as serious sporting events (even though they know they're not, the cognitive dissonance is amazing), the pro wrestlers are treated as the greatest of sports stars, and great emphasis is placed on skill, like being able to get the absolute dogshit beaten out of you, or being incredibly athletic, like this guy right here (bonus points for the wacky Japanese cover of Fallout Boy with extra Engrish and Tony, if you're reading this, this guy is better than the midgets)
That shit is just mind-bending.
However, not everyone in Japan takes everything so seriously. For instance there's the company called DDT. One of their championship belts has in the past been held by a small dog, the cameraman, a female news presenter, various minor celebrities, a stuffed Hello Kitty doll, a monkey called Yatchan, and a ladder (3-time champion). To see the ladder defending it's title ina hard-fought Battle Royale, click here. The title's also been held by this terrifying powerhouse, President Ramu:
Then there's the Wrestling company called HUSTLE. HUSTLE might be one of my favourite things ever. Imagine a cross between Pro Wrestling and Power Rangers. First of all here's some highlights:
And last of all, if you only watch one video in this post, watch this one. No explanations are really necessary, and if this doesn't make you giggle with glee, it's entirely possible you don't actually have a soul, and are some kind of hideous, soulless husk.
You know, this guy must wake up and think 'Today I'm going to shoot invisible laser beams at magical princesses with my finger, accidentally kill a cameraman and wear a kick-ass robot suit that explodes when people kick me. And I'm getting PAID for it? Holy SHIT my life rules'
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i ate some chilli orange chocolate, had a couple of large glasses of chilled white, and perved over some shoes.
It's amazing what that does for a persons sense of perspective.
But I REALLY need to get along to a meet again soon.
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