creamygoodness

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you a weekend spent in the company of SGUK via the medium of selective quotation:

"I'm horrified, but I'm still going to check the website."
"All I'm saying is if you're all going on tour together, you need to get tested. You never know what's going to happen"
"*Wheeze* You dirty, dirty... *wheeze*... fuckers"
"When he comes it's black and there's maggots crawling out of it!"
"IT'S LIKE A GATEWAY TO HELL!"
"I am NOT fucking going home and Googling for 'Monkey on grayhound action'"
"RIDE THE PONY NEIL!"
"That hurt my anus quite a bit"
"I've been waiting for a chance to use 'Mr. Bukkake'"
"So, in the World's most unappealing threesome, the siamese twins attached at the forehead, if only one is involved do they count as one or one and a half?"
"Basically it's when one dude stretches out his foreskin and the other guy sticks his dick in it. The Holy Grail is when the guy stretched out his jap's eye by sticking things in it and the other guy fucks that."

So yes, good clean family fun. Thanks guys