creamygoodness

Aww shucks fellas Thankyou all for saying such nice things about my bit of blather. A couple of your comments made me feel like trying my hand at writing some song lyrics, seeing as how I've never done that before and I felt like having SOMETHING to show for another day off work, so I wrote a song about how much I fucking hate MySpace kiddies. Are you really that surprised? Any thoughts?

Your Space or Mine?

Jess wants to tell us 'bout her darling new boy
Who's fighting over Amy with some guy named Troy
Who tells anyone who'll listen about his shitty new band
He's got his fringe and studded belt and he's got big plans

Well Emma tells the world about how Jamie won't commit
Aaron says the right things because he gets to see her tits
Then trades the pics with Ian for some girl called Amy
Chris turns around and sends them all straight back to Jamie

So fuck your pretensions, your haircuts, your dramas
Of self-satisfied, self-important self-harmers
Your platinum princesses, your floppy-haired charmers
And fuck your space

So for the price of 50 friends Rich'll show us all his dick
But Jane's the only one who doesn't think that he's a prick
And she's so desperate to see it that she's out on the hunt
Jesus Christ what a self-obsessive bunch of utter CUNTS

So fuck your pretensions, your haircuts, your dramas
Of self-satisfied, self-important self-harmers
Your platinum princesses, your floppy-haired charmers
And fuck your space

All those goddamn friends and not a single one knows you
L-O-Fucking-L I swear to God I want to kill you

So fuck your pretensions, your haircuts, your dramas
Of self-satisfied, self-important self-harmers
Your platinum princesses, your floppy-haired charmers
And fuck your space