creamygoodness

GYARGH! Well I just accidentally deleted an entire entry by accident. As such I won't bother retyping the whole thing. To summarise the beginning, I had a lovely and eventful few weekends hanging around outside the tattoo festival, enjoying druinks and shennanigans with all inside. The next weekend I went down to Brighton and enjoyed the company of Caramel, Midwinter, toneeblair, Nic...
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Right, I know I'm horribly late with this, I can blame only me own apathy and throw myself upon the sword of your collective mercy. I'm a terrible Internet friend


Creamy's Adventure in Braveheartland


One day there was a young man called Creamy who went on adventure to a magical land called 'Nottingham' and lo, it was good! He met several people there whose dress...
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Right. I'm off to Scotland for a bit. Remember to put the deadbolt on if you're out too, and dear God I hope they're ready for me.

It was probably at about the point, just after the twister, where I was spanking pinklet on the backside with a large purple double-ended dildo whilst Jackie was vigorously bumming munch and Iannnnnn was parading around in his horsey pants (oh dear God, don't ask), all live on webcam, that I thought to myself 'Hmmm, this has all gone a bit wrong'.


That was a...
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Right, as is my occasional wont, I feel compelled to throw a bunch of random reviews at you of stuff that has been keeping me entertained as of late. I should probably warn you, they will get nerdier as they go on.

Severance

I first wanted to see this when I saw a trailer for it before Snakes on a (motherfucking) Plane. It looked hilarious,...
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Ok, let's try a little harder this time. I WILL write this update, I WILL I WILL I WILL.

*ahem*

So yes, as you could probably tell I've been gripped by a wave of extraordinary apathy as of late, it's not even that I've had nothing to do, my life as of late has involved both shennanigans AND hijinx. Take, for example, the previous weekend,...
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Right! Ok! Blog! Let's do this thing! We're blogging everyone! Blo-blo-blo-blogging! Let's write this thing! Come on!




... Oh fuck it. I'll do it later.




... Probably.

Right. Well. I suppose I should probably update after all that. I intended to, but what was intended to be a brief nap turned into falling asleep till 6am (you were right after all Fen ).

So once more I've come off the weekend with some sort of damage (and in case you were wondering, the face-punchy badness is pretty much ok now. Bruising's all...
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