Thursday Apr 09, 2009

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Urgh. Sick as fuck. Normal service will resume in a while.

Like the lyric goes:

Shaking, like a dog shitting razor blades
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mysteron:
I found I had the most hilarious picture ever of you attempting to convince Barny you were actually listening to her:
mat8drb:
Normal service has not been resumed.

Monday Apr 06, 2009

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SGUK RULES

Have you just applied?

1. SGs get in straight away. If you are an SG, have applied and it's been a couple of days, by all means leave send me a message or something as I don't get automatically notified.

2. If it doesn't say UK in your profile, send me a message to let me know why you're applying. This is sgUK...
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zabloboy:
Sorry I pushed the wrong button due to intoxication....
I don't want to join the group.
joaomalhao:
My grandma got me this membership for Xmas, can I get a recommendation letter from her? =P

Oh man... Scotland, politics and football? Don't mind if I try to find some other stuff to talk about. lol

+1 on that twilight ban rule though. tongue

Thursday Apr 02, 2009

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Well on the down side, my dad is back in hospital. Again. Because he fucked up his leg. Again. This time he managed to break his ankle in 4 places, but at least he hasn't re-fucked his knee.

On the up side, I have some rather agreeable company at the moment blush
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maxx:
if you want, i can just email you more naked photos. you can email some back and it can become a war of NSFW attachments.
maxx:
no

Saturday Mar 21, 2009

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I keep looking at SGUK wondering if I should do something about it, but then I realise that'd be like trying to do something about a sackful of hyperactive terriers. That are retarded. God bless you, you retarded terrier bastards. I'm really glad I've been drinking biggrin
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obijonk:
heyoo there. not to keep on or anything, but i spoke to Zoey today and she said I now apparently have 2 vouches, which should mean I'm allowed into SGUK I believe? When you have the time i'd appreciate if you'd allow me access. Ta!
firemonkey:
How goes it sir?
Got an email saying some generous person has paid for 3 months of my membership again, so, not one to look a gift horse in the mouth, resigned up immediately. Totally confused by the new layout, but happy to be back, even though I'm in Canadialand. Hope all is good, don't suppose there are any meets planned between the 7th and 24th of June?
smile

Saturday Feb 28, 2009

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Off to Edinburgh today

I'm stupidly excited blush
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ortus:
You're a brave man for posting that thread.

If I'd have got there first I would have just posted "in b4 shitstorm". wink
zombieelvis:
Jade Goody Sweepstake. Marvellous! it felt just like the old days again. More please.

Hey! Can you run one on when Jack Straw will get a ball tumour?

Thursday Feb 19, 2009

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Ok, so, interesting development. This blog has lots of reading, but it's worth it.

It seems that for a while now, someone has been accidentally giving out one of my emails as their own, because I'm getting all sorts of weird messages meant for a completely different Ben. I thought nothing of it until today, when I find out that I have the following e-mail:...
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adamtaylor92:
you have to string this out as long as possible, much more laughs to be had yet i think....
ortus:
In case you ever doubted it, librarians are cool.

Thursday Feb 05, 2009

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Well this would be the third time I've stared at that empty text box wondering what to write about my birthday. Other people have done the sheer, mind-boggling mechanics of it better than I could in other entries. Suffice to say that I love all 50-odd of you who turned up to make it an absolutely awesome birthday in a nearly sexual way. It's taken...
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dad_pixel:
found them! biggrin
ARRR!!!
hermes:
So how was the gig? Gutted that there was no way I could get there.

Wednesday Jan 28, 2009

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Balls to the 2008 review, I'd only get maudlin and introspective and so far 2009 is working out a hell of a lot better.

I am ridiculously excited about the next few days.
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ikaruga:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand back to earth with a bump.

or maybe not?

hope you had a cracking time, sir. even if you were a beautiful fairy princess!
metatag:
I can only imagine what your head must have been like on Sunday, but the do was great!

Saturday Jan 03, 2009

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barny:
right are you ready for the weekend? have you charged your batteries, have you washed some clean underwear? have you fumigated your flat?! oh well... maybe not necisary!
i cant wait for creamy cuddles! will see what happens too but would be cool to see your flat sometime, maybe my next trip if not this one biggrin

nickyr:
we could just converse through the magic of the internet for the rest of our lives. i need never leave this seat again xxx

Thursday Dec 04, 2008

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They're all out to get me. Bastards, bastards I say! ALL OUT TO GET ME! THEY COME IN THROUGH MY WINDOW AT NIGHT AND THEY PUT THEIR NEEDLES IN MY BRAIN BUT I WON'T LET THEM!
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vindice:
Equally radical: I put the heating on.
wizzle:
And we love you smile Hope you're feeling better.

Friday Nov 28, 2008

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maxx:
Day 1: Steal your hat
Day 2: Steal your group

Do come drinking day 3!
mat8drb:
current crush: Orange

Love it. smile

Tuesday Nov 04, 2008

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and exhale...

Well it took long enough, but I finally caught a break. Some good enws, combined with the residual high from seeing you all on saturday and I'm feeling positively giddy with relief. It's back to worrying about a hundred little things at work and home tomorrow, but for tonight, you are my happy place. Love you guys.

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vortext:
good to see you sat. i seem to remember some rather enjoyable conversation so please have a cookie from the nearest weakling.
clio:
hey! thanks for hanging out on Thursday! xoxo
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