It was on this very lake thirty years ago that tragedy struck. We had to close down the boathouse. It took so long to clean, to make it clean. That's all behind us now. Anyway, you're here and thats all that really matters. Now who wants a glass of cider?
What? Whats that? What was the tragedy? You don't want to... well all right, you didn't hear it from me.
There was a young lady who rented a boat from us. She was due back by sunrise, she promised us she would be back by sunrise. I know Eustice. Eustice always says that it was that boy she was with, up to know good he was. But I say there was no way anything human could have done that to her. I still have nightmares. I never done seen so much slime. I've said it before and I'll say it again, You just can't do that on television.
What? Whats that? What was the tragedy? You don't want to... well all right, you didn't hear it from me.
There was a young lady who rented a boat from us. She was due back by sunrise, she promised us she would be back by sunrise. I know Eustice. Eustice always says that it was that boy she was with, up to know good he was. But I say there was no way anything human could have done that to her. I still have nightmares. I never done seen so much slime. I've said it before and I'll say it again, You just can't do that on television.
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