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Jewelry People Stories: Chapter 1 - Helping a Friend


Once upon a time, on the night of a blue moon, two bears twins were having a conversation about their bear cousin.



"I'm really worried about him"
"Yeah, he's really become an alcoholic"
"Yeah....and he just hangs around all the time"
"Yeah.........I'm gonna go talk to him."

So off the bear went to go talk to his bear cousin. Upon arrival, he saw in his bear cousin's eyes a crazy drunkeness. So slowly he proceeded.



"Hey....Bob...you okay?"



"What do you want???"



"I wanna talk...me and Frank are worried about you."
"Well, I'm just fine!"
"Well, I don't think so, now come here"
"Eww...what are you doing..."
"I'm hugging you"
"Get off freak!"
"Now don't you love a good bear hug..."



"....Are you gay?"


Morale of the story: Beware of alcohol...men may hit on you...even your cousin.


C.W.'s Thought - I can't believe I'm so bored and jobless that I'm making these stories....oye vei....


THE END.