Ok so here's a fuckin insane story. Yesterday my mom was in the coat closet getting a vest or something of hers. Then she screamed and I was like BITCH WTF?! (jk) but I was like WHAT!?! And she said "Your snake is in the closet!!!" 
Ummmm, uhhh ok? That kinda freaked me out, why would Larry be in the fuckin closet? I was scared to look cuz, I mean, maybe it was some other scary snake? 
So anyways, I go look and Larry is dangling there on a hanger. WHAT???? Seriously!!! This was very VERY fucking weird! So I gather him up and he's like "No mommy I was having fun!" 
Yeah, so that is the WHAT THE FUCK moment of the year. Pretty much. I'm SOOOO glad my mom was in there cuz Ben and I just have a bunch of crap piled up in there. Larry is crazy!! I wonder where he gets it? Dude, that is a long ways away from his cage. I figured Ben didn't clamp the lid right and he escaped. I'm glad my mom found him, even tho it scared her lol. This was so funny and freaky and very
P.S.
I think I need to get him something for his cage to hang on. He thinks he is an ornament
Ummmm, uhhh ok? That kinda freaked me out, why would Larry be in the fuckin closet? I was scared to look cuz, I mean, maybe it was some other scary snake?
So anyways, I go look and Larry is dangling there on a hanger. WHAT????
Seriously!!! This was very VERY fucking weird! So I gather him up and he's like "No mommy I was having fun!"
Yeah, so that is the WHAT THE FUCK moment of the year. Pretty much. I'm SOOOO glad my mom was in there cuz Ben and I just have a bunch of crap piled up in there. Larry is crazy!! I wonder where he gets it? Dude, that is a long ways away from his cage. I figured Ben didn't clamp the lid right and he escaped. I'm glad my mom found him, even tho it scared her lol. This was so funny and freaky and very
P.S.
I think I need to get him something for his cage to hang on. He thinks he is an ornament
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and what did i do to be considered fucking awesome.. i mean, thanx, but what did i do?