Oh weeee Ben and I are fighting over stupid shit. 
Perfect timing too! Wait til I get non-suicidal but start randomly bleeding from the vagina to rag on me. He always bottles shit up for months/weeks then unloads on me all at once. Tonight =
"I pay for everything"
"You don't appreciate me"
"You're mean to me unless you're depressed"
Ok that's the main shit. Umm no you don't fucking pay for everything. I PAY MY HALF OF THE RENT AND 100% OF THE UTILITIES. I PAY FOR 90% OF THE FUCKING GROCERIES AND NON-FAST FOOD THAT YOU EAT. I PAY MY OWN GAS, MY MOM PAYS MY INSURANCE AND HEALTH CARE.
I don't appreciate you? Yeah I don't constantly thank you for every little thing you do for me, I don't write you little notes and send you random text messages about how much I love you.
I'm SARCASTIC. You out of all people should know this!! Do I need to tattoo "don't take mer seriously" on my forehead? I understand I almost got banned from fuckin SG for calling a girl a "smelly pirate hooker" and quoting lines from movies. Somehow that got taken seriously, but it IS the internets and you can't see ones face or tone of voice. But in REAL LIFE? It's fucking ME. Everyone that knows me AT ALL knows I'm extremely sarcastic and joke 90% of the time about everything. I don't like to be serious unless I need to be. Serious is boring. Crazy/silly/retarded is fun and keeps life good.
/end vent 
Perfect timing too! Wait til I get non-suicidal but start randomly bleeding from the vagina to rag on me. He always bottles shit up for months/weeks then unloads on me all at once. Tonight =
"I pay for everything"
"You don't appreciate me"
"You're mean to me unless you're depressed"
Ok that's the main shit. Umm no you don't fucking pay for everything. I PAY MY HALF OF THE RENT AND 100% OF THE UTILITIES. I PAY FOR 90% OF THE FUCKING GROCERIES AND NON-FAST FOOD THAT YOU EAT. I PAY MY OWN GAS, MY MOM PAYS MY INSURANCE AND HEALTH CARE.
I don't appreciate you? Yeah I don't constantly thank you for every little thing you do for me, I don't write you little notes and send you random text messages about how much I love you.
I'm SARCASTIC. You out of all people should know this!! Do I need to tattoo "don't take mer seriously" on my forehead? I understand I almost got banned from fuckin SG for calling a girl a "smelly pirate hooker" and quoting lines from movies. Somehow that got taken seriously, but it IS the internets and you can't see ones face or tone of voice. But in REAL LIFE? It's fucking ME. Everyone that knows me AT ALL knows I'm extremely sarcastic and joke 90% of the time about everything. I don't like to be serious unless I need to be. Serious is boring. Crazy/silly/retarded is fun and keeps life good.
/end vent
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Sounds good to me. I always wanted an Etheopion(however the hell you spell it) child.