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crazyoverlord:
Well...The Matriot Act changed everything. Before that I was spending a lot of time sharing Men's Lib memes in private chat rooms, and to be honest it was making me sick. I was having orgasms without permission...uh hu yeah...thats right...I had got loose of my chastity device and was using an illegal AI to pretend to the authorities to be my Key Holder. It was a messed up situation and I'm just glad that the Matriot Act saved me from myself. Em...why do I still have my balls? well they gave me a job! uhuh! Thats right. I'm an actor now! I go round deradicalising men by acting out my life as a Man's Libber and showing how bad things can get, then showing how being fitted with an Electric Humbler and reciting The Lady's Prayer saved me from He-Hell. I mean I wrote it under supervision from my case worker. Uh...Yeah. She has the Intellectual Property so most of the profits from the show go to her. But I get expenses and its really good exposure!
crazyoverlord:
So. My wife says I'm good at eating pussy and giving massages and not much else and she only has use for that three hours a day. So she has a girlfriend friend from her office who works a different shift so she is renting me out to her three hours a day. So that's $210 dollars a week I make and she lets me keep 10 to buy Feminist Pop Music