During one of your well known sex romps with the local slut, you neglected to put out your cigarette, and set fire to your house. Thinking your whales and moans to be those of passion, no one bothered calling 911... your death was one of the most painful imaginable.. And you didn't even get to cum.
How are you gonna die?
Oh yeah I have 6 years 14 days ...
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Die of natural causes
(you have many years to live, from the date you read this)
Your choice of life style has enabled you to live a nice long life.. To eventually die of a stroke, or was it a heart attack? Either way you out lived just about anyone that gave a shit about you anyway.. Congrats
Guess I'm one of the lucky ones then, or does that mean I just lead a totally boring life
Smooches
Michelle xx
um.. my hair. i bleached it out again.. and it came out fine
[Edited on Feb 22, 2005 1:03AM]