I had the most absurd recollection recently: not merely that a buff, yoga-hottie friend of my mom's had given me a lapdance and then a bj one drunken night, but that I had pinned her down after and tried to rip her orange thong panties off. And I could not get the friggin' waistband to break! Very crazy. It was perhaps the best bj I've ever gotten in my life! It was just amazing. I had slapped her face pretty dam hard with one hand, then pulled her hair with that hand and then smacked her face with the other 
at one point and told her to keep it in her throat till I came. Yeah, it was crazy.
This friend/sophisticated older hottie had claimed, at various times, that she liked that kind of stuff (slapping, choking, being bitten pretty hard, anal). I had figured, "Well, I'm naked, she's pretty much naked (except for the orangey nylon thong), and she DID just give me the best lap dance after boasting that she gives the best lap dances in the world and she said she gives the best head too"... So when she stopped moving her body on my lap and asked "What next professor?" I suddenly pulled her hair and shoved her head down in my lap. She choked a lot and kept trying to keep it in her mouth, but not her throat (apparently not being able to breath bothers some people?), which was hence where the hard slapping came in. I got off the BEST I ever have in my life. After her oral lovin' and me giving up ripping her thong off, I figured coming in her mouth was great enough, we both just went to sleep, curled up in a ball together.
The next morning I woke up to her practically sprinting out my front door. At the time I lived in a one bedroom place but actually slept in the living room on this queen-size bed and used the "bedroom" as my office/library. So when she had started plying me with serious IPAs and sitting in my lap we were actually in my bed. Later, she had suggested that I strip and get a towel so she could show me why she the best stripper at her place (apparently she had stripped after college, and made more money than a "normal" job!)...
What is very interesting, however, is that it was a dream of a certain scent that bought it all back. It was the scent of her hair right before I came! I remember how delighted I was that my bed smelled like her hair for like a week. In fact, my ex-roommate, whom she had dated ages before and who had since moved out, came by for a surprise visit and said "Wow, it smells like J---- in your bed man. What the hell." I briefly mentioned her going down on me and he was like "Man you are crazy! I told you that bitch is insane dude!" I was 24 at the time and she was around 40, very buff, 5 feet tall and maybe weighed around 90 pounds. She had, and still has, very long dark hair and isn't fond of wearing bras ever, her breasts are friggin' nice too, really damn firm and more than a handful.
Odd the things we remember at odd times isn't it? This all made me realize that's where my lately bizarre fantasy of dominating a stripper than making her go down on me must have come from. Will the stripper I've hired for my 30th birthday be as good as J----- was? I've already informed my birthday guests that I will be getting rough as f*%^&* with a young stripper, or possibly just a bar slut, and then having rough sex with her in a hotel bed, as my major plans for my big 30. I know, it sounds ridiculous, possibly even abusive toward a lovely young woman, and possibly even illegal (?) depending on whether she's been told before the event that she will be getting dominated by me and several of my craziest, hottest female friends after some heavy drinking. Most of my girls are friggin' crazy. They said they will hold my stripper down for me if necessary! Pretty crazy. I have decided though, in the spirit of Rawlsian cosmopolitanism that I would like a girl who wants rough sex willingly, rather than having a buff Polish hottie pin her to a bed while I penetrate her every which way. That was my fav. girl's idea, but I said, "Well.... I think I will tell her what we want, and if she demands more money we'll consider it"... Paulinka flat out wants to hold this hooker down for me and watch me get off violently. I'm more inclined to stay (barely!) within the confines of the law.
You see, Paulinka's 21st birthday was last year, and I got us a room at a 4-star hotel for the party. Somehow or other I came in a 19 year old Russian hottie's mouth while Paulinka watched, however the 19 y.o. was barely conscious and I decided that was fucked up, even though she was happy about it the next day (!). It was pretty amazing for the blond Russian beauty was on a bed, topless and wearing a bikini bottom, we were all at this beach resort for the night for Paulinka's big 21st birthday party, and Paulinka came into the room while I was just watching the Russian hottie sleep on the bed and starting at her tits. Me and P. were both looking at them actually and she said "Hey why don't you rub them and kiss them? I bet she would like that." I said "I don't even know if she's conscious at all babe" and she said "Come'on Ben, she's so friggin hot and here she is topless, she wants contact with guys. And it's my birthday and she said I can have anything I want! Now kiss!" Then she did this cute ass thing she only does when she's really drunk and made a kissy face. It's really adorable... so.... unsurprisingly, I spent a while kissing her friend's breasts and rubbing and squeezing them etc and then birthday girl said I'd better have oral with her before our friends got back to the room. At that point where I had been in the Russian's mouth for several moments she suddenly woke up and starting sucking really good and was kind of laughing. It was great, and afterwards, literally like 1 minute after I came, the door to the room started to rattle and I jumped off the bed, ran into the bathroom and cleaned up. The gir's older sister and our other friends came back into the room! The sister was very protective but didn't suspect much, beyond asking whether it had been me, Paulinka, or both of us that had slobbered on her sister's breasts! Me and the birthday girl both laughed and neither of us ever mentioned about the oral thing.
Anyhow, in summary, is it possible I just know way too many screwed up hotties?
at one point and told her to keep it in her throat till I came. Yeah, it was crazy.
This friend/sophisticated older hottie had claimed, at various times, that she liked that kind of stuff (slapping, choking, being bitten pretty hard, anal). I had figured, "Well, I'm naked, she's pretty much naked (except for the orangey nylon thong), and she DID just give me the best lap dance after boasting that she gives the best lap dances in the world and she said she gives the best head too"... So when she stopped moving her body on my lap and asked "What next professor?" I suddenly pulled her hair and shoved her head down in my lap. She choked a lot and kept trying to keep it in her mouth, but not her throat (apparently not being able to breath bothers some people?), which was hence where the hard slapping came in. I got off the BEST I ever have in my life. After her oral lovin' and me giving up ripping her thong off, I figured coming in her mouth was great enough, we both just went to sleep, curled up in a ball together.
The next morning I woke up to her practically sprinting out my front door. At the time I lived in a one bedroom place but actually slept in the living room on this queen-size bed and used the "bedroom" as my office/library. So when she had started plying me with serious IPAs and sitting in my lap we were actually in my bed. Later, she had suggested that I strip and get a towel so she could show me why she the best stripper at her place (apparently she had stripped after college, and made more money than a "normal" job!)...
What is very interesting, however, is that it was a dream of a certain scent that bought it all back. It was the scent of her hair right before I came! I remember how delighted I was that my bed smelled like her hair for like a week. In fact, my ex-roommate, whom she had dated ages before and who had since moved out, came by for a surprise visit and said "Wow, it smells like J---- in your bed man. What the hell." I briefly mentioned her going down on me and he was like "Man you are crazy! I told you that bitch is insane dude!" I was 24 at the time and she was around 40, very buff, 5 feet tall and maybe weighed around 90 pounds. She had, and still has, very long dark hair and isn't fond of wearing bras ever, her breasts are friggin' nice too, really damn firm and more than a handful.
Odd the things we remember at odd times isn't it? This all made me realize that's where my lately bizarre fantasy of dominating a stripper than making her go down on me must have come from. Will the stripper I've hired for my 30th birthday be as good as J----- was? I've already informed my birthday guests that I will be getting rough as f*%^&* with a young stripper, or possibly just a bar slut, and then having rough sex with her in a hotel bed, as my major plans for my big 30. I know, it sounds ridiculous, possibly even abusive toward a lovely young woman, and possibly even illegal (?) depending on whether she's been told before the event that she will be getting dominated by me and several of my craziest, hottest female friends after some heavy drinking. Most of my girls are friggin' crazy. They said they will hold my stripper down for me if necessary! Pretty crazy. I have decided though, in the spirit of Rawlsian cosmopolitanism that I would like a girl who wants rough sex willingly, rather than having a buff Polish hottie pin her to a bed while I penetrate her every which way. That was my fav. girl's idea, but I said, "Well.... I think I will tell her what we want, and if she demands more money we'll consider it"... Paulinka flat out wants to hold this hooker down for me and watch me get off violently. I'm more inclined to stay (barely!) within the confines of the law.
You see, Paulinka's 21st birthday was last year, and I got us a room at a 4-star hotel for the party. Somehow or other I came in a 19 year old Russian hottie's mouth while Paulinka watched, however the 19 y.o. was barely conscious and I decided that was fucked up, even though she was happy about it the next day (!). It was pretty amazing for the blond Russian beauty was on a bed, topless and wearing a bikini bottom, we were all at this beach resort for the night for Paulinka's big 21st birthday party, and Paulinka came into the room while I was just watching the Russian hottie sleep on the bed and starting at her tits. Me and P. were both looking at them actually and she said "Hey why don't you rub them and kiss them? I bet she would like that." I said "I don't even know if she's conscious at all babe" and she said "Come'on Ben, she's so friggin hot and here she is topless, she wants contact with guys. And it's my birthday and she said I can have anything I want! Now kiss!" Then she did this cute ass thing she only does when she's really drunk and made a kissy face. It's really adorable... so.... unsurprisingly, I spent a while kissing her friend's breasts and rubbing and squeezing them etc and then birthday girl said I'd better have oral with her before our friends got back to the room. At that point where I had been in the Russian's mouth for several moments she suddenly woke up and starting sucking really good and was kind of laughing. It was great, and afterwards, literally like 1 minute after I came, the door to the room started to rattle and I jumped off the bed, ran into the bathroom and cleaned up. The gir's older sister and our other friends came back into the room! The sister was very protective but didn't suspect much, beyond asking whether it had been me, Paulinka, or both of us that had slobbered on her sister's breasts! Me and the birthday girl both laughed and neither of us ever mentioned about the oral thing.
Anyhow, in summary, is it possible I just know way too many screwed up hotties?
Thanks for the love on my set...