fuck its been a long time since I hung out here....
Sorry to all of my friends for being mia.... I still love ya...
Shit has been wierd.....
Here is a recap..... as some of you may know I was working 6 days a week for my shit job..... so I never felt like being online when I was not at work..... the phones were jangling off the hook for over a month and I was hawking computers like the world was ending tomorrow... I was a machine..... well the rush is over and I am back to my old relaxing schedule asnd the calls have fallen off and I can't get people to buy a computer even if I promise to hump their grandmother pearl. Pearl hasn't had much in a while.... as a matter of fact neither have I..... its been 6 months.... That is besides the point.......
Ok the idea of my rambling having a point is a very haha funny idea. Anyways so work has gone south and I am starting to get tense about being part of the inevitable cuts I am more than sure will be coming..... Then I realize that it doesn't matter or as Yoda might say it matters not... anyways the job sucks and it probably can be rivaled if not beaten if I was to join a temp agency.... so I am not worried about the job so much anymore..... I am almost fed up with this shitty ass state though... I might be heading to colorado.... my buddy said he would look into job opportunities for me if I send him a resume so i AM DUSTING THAT S O B UP A BIT....
f'n caps lock....
I wanted to spit a bit about my holiday if ya'll don't mind.... well even if you do.....
anyways so my dad and stepma were headed to Phx friday and not due bak til thursday..... so we had christmas on christmas day.... I bought great gifts apparently... my dad the looney tunes collection vol 1 (he has been whining about it for more than a year now) and my stepma I got her some pitchers for drinks and I gave her my old mp3 player since I know have a new one and she thought it was awesome.... I got some stuff for bartending including some liquor and more importantly I got spongbob sleep set and homer simpson slippers! We had eggs benedict and watched looney tunes and then they heade to portland to catch a flight... I started getting ready heade to my car and took off for my aunts in salem..... the car started having problems immeadiately outside of town... power fluctuations so I turned the f'er around and managed somehow to make it home..... I hit the phones and told my aunt and then called my pa and he said take the truck and use it all week we will help you with your car once we get home... I said cool.... so I woke up buttcrack of dawn and headed to my aunts house christmas day.... we had a nice visit and I headed home monday...... my aunt suprised me with really nice gifts and I arrived with a stupid ceramic goose that my stepma had bought and put my name on.... I felt like an ass..... oh well such as life..... anyways
that was my weekend it was good except now I have a car debt hanging over me...... I hope it isn't pricey....
thats it thats all for my sad ass life.... I want to do another update of unrelated news:
Ever wanted some left over Elvis Presley water? Well neither did I. Apparently some people do. Wade Jones recently sold water on ebay that he claims came from a cup Elvis used during a 1977 concert. He escaped with this styrofoam keepsake filled still with a bit of water and immediately placed it in the freezer so as to preserve those precious grams of backwasy from the man, the legend, the guy who died on a shitter..... ELVIS MOTHER FUCKING PRESLEY! The 3 teaspoons of water netted 455 dollars. Wade claims to not be obsessed with Elvis just merely a fan, he says at least not like those that bought the water.... but if this story is to be believed (and he has photos of elvis near a styrofoam cup to prove it!) then you have to remember he is the asshole who saved the cup and the water for nearly 30 years! He still has the cup by the way... sentimental reasons of course....
Thats my news update for the day
Sorry to all of my friends for being mia.... I still love ya...
Shit has been wierd.....
Here is a recap..... as some of you may know I was working 6 days a week for my shit job..... so I never felt like being online when I was not at work..... the phones were jangling off the hook for over a month and I was hawking computers like the world was ending tomorrow... I was a machine..... well the rush is over and I am back to my old relaxing schedule asnd the calls have fallen off and I can't get people to buy a computer even if I promise to hump their grandmother pearl. Pearl hasn't had much in a while.... as a matter of fact neither have I..... its been 6 months.... That is besides the point.......
Ok the idea of my rambling having a point is a very haha funny idea. Anyways so work has gone south and I am starting to get tense about being part of the inevitable cuts I am more than sure will be coming..... Then I realize that it doesn't matter or as Yoda might say it matters not... anyways the job sucks and it probably can be rivaled if not beaten if I was to join a temp agency.... so I am not worried about the job so much anymore..... I am almost fed up with this shitty ass state though... I might be heading to colorado.... my buddy said he would look into job opportunities for me if I send him a resume so i AM DUSTING THAT S O B UP A BIT....
f'n caps lock....
I wanted to spit a bit about my holiday if ya'll don't mind.... well even if you do.....
anyways so my dad and stepma were headed to Phx friday and not due bak til thursday..... so we had christmas on christmas day.... I bought great gifts apparently... my dad the looney tunes collection vol 1 (he has been whining about it for more than a year now) and my stepma I got her some pitchers for drinks and I gave her my old mp3 player since I know have a new one and she thought it was awesome.... I got some stuff for bartending including some liquor and more importantly I got spongbob sleep set and homer simpson slippers! We had eggs benedict and watched looney tunes and then they heade to portland to catch a flight... I started getting ready heade to my car and took off for my aunts in salem..... the car started having problems immeadiately outside of town... power fluctuations so I turned the f'er around and managed somehow to make it home..... I hit the phones and told my aunt and then called my pa and he said take the truck and use it all week we will help you with your car once we get home... I said cool.... so I woke up buttcrack of dawn and headed to my aunts house christmas day.... we had a nice visit and I headed home monday...... my aunt suprised me with really nice gifts and I arrived with a stupid ceramic goose that my stepma had bought and put my name on.... I felt like an ass..... oh well such as life..... anyways
that was my weekend it was good except now I have a car debt hanging over me...... I hope it isn't pricey....
thats it thats all for my sad ass life.... I want to do another update of unrelated news:
Ever wanted some left over Elvis Presley water? Well neither did I. Apparently some people do. Wade Jones recently sold water on ebay that he claims came from a cup Elvis used during a 1977 concert. He escaped with this styrofoam keepsake filled still with a bit of water and immediately placed it in the freezer so as to preserve those precious grams of backwasy from the man, the legend, the guy who died on a shitter..... ELVIS MOTHER FUCKING PRESLEY! The 3 teaspoons of water netted 455 dollars. Wade claims to not be obsessed with Elvis just merely a fan, he says at least not like those that bought the water.... but if this story is to be believed (and he has photos of elvis near a styrofoam cup to prove it!) then you have to remember he is the asshole who saved the cup and the water for nearly 30 years! He still has the cup by the way... sentimental reasons of course....
Thats my news update for the day
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And I changed my pic a few days ago. I still don't have a new camera and I needed a change.