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The CCL Bitch!
Yes I have lost it.... more to come...
*****back to your more normal crazed journal entry********************
The interview?
Yeah I'll get to that.....
First I have a few things to say....
WELCOME BACK DJKRIS2FUR!! I did not know where you went... glad to see your safe... and alive with all that Ivan nonsense....
Glad to see babygirl has resurfaced..... She was mia for way too long...
Something happened to princesskat
hopefully it ain't permanent but if it is..... hopefully it is for good reasons...
Ok the issue of Bunbun....
Let me first say.... Killing old ladies ain't my style. Even for my homie Bunbun... Crazed don't kill...... So some concerned citizens have brought up some other ideas....
Sarcasticmenace suggested a petition.... I think old people are immune to the powers of petitions.... they are old and will die soon after all... so they complain about the unfair acts of the youth and then I am seen as an evil bunny thief not only that but an evil bunny thief that takes advantages of old bags... yeah PR issues... not good... What if I want to become Emperor of the world one day? Yeah I can see it now..."He's no emperor he is a bunny thief of the elderly! Burn him! BURN HIM!!!!" Then I am left as a big ashy pile.....
The actuall bunnynapping... ok I am cool with being labeled a bunny thief if I actually thieve her but the old bag comes here frequently and I have never been able to keep a secret so I know I would pill the beans by yammering on about how cute bunbun is...
Lying about Bunbuns death.... say that she is dead? COuld work but the same problem from above would prove to be my undoing plus I think that simply tests fate... meaning f I say bunbun is dead a lot then bunbun might die in reality... not good....
Cloning.... Best f'n plan to date... I figure I clone her and give the clone to the old bag... just in case the clone is actually an evil copy.... the only problem here is I hav eno clue how to clone... and neither does anyone I know... so I tried to locate a service and as of yet this is to new and to widely debated about 'moralistic responsibilities'..... whatever that means.... so if I could find a cloning place it would probably be more money than I got.....
So The only plan is we convince the old lady that bunbun only improved in her health because we are good woth bunnies.... this is not a lie... we have 26 some odd of them.... Bunbun was on deaths door when we got her and know she runs around all night and eats again which she had stop doing... so we then try to bribe the ol' bat with special visitation rights.... That is my only hope.... so heres hopin!
Ok the 2nd interview with dell..... I showed up and listened in on a few calls, which as I suspected were high pressure sales tactics.... It was appalling but alas my belly hungry..... so then they had an interview with me she asked 3 questions of a list of 15 and then offered me the job.... I said ok.... then she said ok when can you start full time and I said whoa there lil' philly! I will only work part time and she said... are you sure and I said fo' shizzle, my bizzle!.... then she said well ok we want you so we will put you into the class for part time that starts October 18th...... so I go to sign paperwork to make it official next week.... so yeah evil phone sales is my specialty..... everyone in phone sales salivates when I look in their direction.... of course they salivate when a monkey walks in the door but they hump my leg... which is kinda gross but alas my last two years were on the phone and I have proven sales skills... oh well... the benie to going part time is I will still be able to spend a lot of time looking for a job I might actually want....
The CCL Bitch!
Yes I have lost it.... more to come...
*****back to your more normal crazed journal entry********************
The interview?
Yeah I'll get to that.....
First I have a few things to say....
WELCOME BACK DJKRIS2FUR!! I did not know where you went... glad to see your safe... and alive with all that Ivan nonsense....
Glad to see babygirl has resurfaced..... She was mia for way too long...
Something happened to princesskat
hopefully it ain't permanent but if it is..... hopefully it is for good reasons...
Ok the issue of Bunbun....
Let me first say.... Killing old ladies ain't my style. Even for my homie Bunbun... Crazed don't kill...... So some concerned citizens have brought up some other ideas....
Sarcasticmenace suggested a petition.... I think old people are immune to the powers of petitions.... they are old and will die soon after all... so they complain about the unfair acts of the youth and then I am seen as an evil bunny thief not only that but an evil bunny thief that takes advantages of old bags... yeah PR issues... not good... What if I want to become Emperor of the world one day? Yeah I can see it now..."He's no emperor he is a bunny thief of the elderly! Burn him! BURN HIM!!!!" Then I am left as a big ashy pile.....
The actuall bunnynapping... ok I am cool with being labeled a bunny thief if I actually thieve her but the old bag comes here frequently and I have never been able to keep a secret so I know I would pill the beans by yammering on about how cute bunbun is...
Lying about Bunbuns death.... say that she is dead? COuld work but the same problem from above would prove to be my undoing plus I think that simply tests fate... meaning f I say bunbun is dead a lot then bunbun might die in reality... not good....
Cloning.... Best f'n plan to date... I figure I clone her and give the clone to the old bag... just in case the clone is actually an evil copy.... the only problem here is I hav eno clue how to clone... and neither does anyone I know... so I tried to locate a service and as of yet this is to new and to widely debated about 'moralistic responsibilities'..... whatever that means.... so if I could find a cloning place it would probably be more money than I got.....
So The only plan is we convince the old lady that bunbun only improved in her health because we are good woth bunnies.... this is not a lie... we have 26 some odd of them.... Bunbun was on deaths door when we got her and know she runs around all night and eats again which she had stop doing... so we then try to bribe the ol' bat with special visitation rights.... That is my only hope.... so heres hopin!
Ok the 2nd interview with dell..... I showed up and listened in on a few calls, which as I suspected were high pressure sales tactics.... It was appalling but alas my belly hungry..... so then they had an interview with me she asked 3 questions of a list of 15 and then offered me the job.... I said ok.... then she said ok when can you start full time and I said whoa there lil' philly! I will only work part time and she said... are you sure and I said fo' shizzle, my bizzle!.... then she said well ok we want you so we will put you into the class for part time that starts October 18th...... so I go to sign paperwork to make it official next week.... so yeah evil phone sales is my specialty..... everyone in phone sales salivates when I look in their direction.... of course they salivate when a monkey walks in the door but they hump my leg... which is kinda gross but alas my last two years were on the phone and I have proven sales skills... oh well... the benie to going part time is I will still be able to spend a lot of time looking for a job I might actually want....
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