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Monday Jul 26, 2004

Jul 26, 2004
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So I decided to update again......

My day was spent sending out resumes to assholes in Portland. I figured I should get out of small townsville... I don't fit in... too many bible scriptures painted on the walls...

Not that I have anything against people being religious. I just have never undestood why you need to broadcast what you believe in to everyone... I don't run around and tell people that I like breast of any size but especially the ones I can... Wait, I DON'T tell everyone that... blush

Anyways.... How could it be good for business? What if I was Jewish, atheist, or me for that matter and I didn't feel like reading scriptures when all I want is a sandwich? WTF?

It is like me having in my profile pic a picture of me flipping people off... wait... eeek I totally do!!!!

It's not like I'm anti religion or anything. I think of my self as very spiritual and I do belong to a church... In fact I am kind of high up in there... This is actually an amusing story... Well at least as amusing as my stories usually are.... wink I was in college and was really into chat rooms... Well the local college I was attending had a big group of people that began hanging out away from the chatrooms like you know in real life.. Yeah a whole bunch of rejects... SO as you probably guessed I fit in pretty well. So I had a friend who went by the name of Icebeetle and he decided to answer an ad in the back of the rolling stone about legally certifying your religion or something, (the same one I hear the church of body modification used)... The ad is still there if you want to try it, at least the last time I checked... Anyways he then wrote a creation story which all I can reember of is on such and such day 'god created beer... and it was good!' Anyways I ended up becoming Bishop Spaceman which was my nickname back in the days... SO you are officially talking to a bishop in the church of Icebeetle... WHere was I?

Oh yeah shoving religion down people's throats is lame!

So then I went to the DMV and my paperwork wasn't right so I couldnt get a new license.... She was really nice though, she actually explained what I needed pleasantly as opposed to Phx dmv workers that believe you not knowing something is actually a conspiracy to ruin their day...

So then I decided to go to the library and my proof of residenct was not good enough to get a library card... F'n Fascists!! So I decided to get some coffee and low and behold another scripture... so I decided to go see a movie and I went and saw anchorman.... I totally thought it was funny. SO yeah the day ended well...
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VIEW 7 of 7 COMMENTS
sarcasticmenace:
Ya know...every time I come here, you give me the finger. What's up with that? I'm starting to take it personally.


wink
Jul 27, 2004
betodyke:
You have to apply to get a library card... That's interesting. Are they afraid you are going to steal all of their books? tongue
Jul 28, 2004

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