pirates are my favorite! This has been the craziest time in my life... if i go into detail my head will explode, so yous guys will have to take my word for it 
I went to massage therapy school and am currently working on my internship. It's awesome! I love the nurturing aspect of laying hands on people... very rewarding 
I always wanted to be a healer but can't stand the sight of blood... it makes me pass out 
Holy CRAPSTIX!!! I just realized I've been among the ranks of the sexiest ladies ever for exactly 2 years now! Life is wonderous 
sometimes I spend way too much brain juice deciding wich smiley to use. I have a new article in the next issue of ART Prostitute that ties together art and ecology 
(pigs love the environment too but not as much as 
) Tonight at he Art Prostitute gallery in Denton TX we are having a benefit concert to raise $ for my gnarley hospital bill. We're gonna sell tee shirts and everything. I got hit by a car while riding my bike 
It was a terrifying experience. Of course I was not wearing a helmut 
and my head went through the guys windsheild. I was thrown about 25 ft at least that's what the paramedics say. Catscans cost roughly $1800 and I don't have insurance 
So I hope we have a good turnout tonight so I can pay off my beloved chiropractor and then all the ER stuff too. Gotta go buy a keg because booze breeds generosity. VIEW 5 of 5 COMMENTS
I got hit by and 18 wheeler hauling a ton of bricks (literally) a little over a year ago, and that sucked cause he had no insurance so I am sueing him. luckily had no broken stuff other than my truck and a very mild cintusion.
Anyway wish I could have been there for the benefit. Have a good recovery.