Ok so.
Chicago was seriously the best time of my life.. period.
I met KiltedGoth and MelanieK right as soon as I got into Chicago. They walked to my van because I couldn't figure out where the hell to park. It felt like I already knew them and I was not really nervous at all. KG is as big as he looks and Mel is pretty small. It's funny because while I was checking out Mel (she sat next to me in the front seat..so naturally I had to check her out
) KG opened the ramp side of my van by hand lol...I forgot to press the button to lower it, but he figured it out and we were on our way.
We stayed at the Hard Rock hotel, and it was cool, but we really didn't stick around or check it out. The room was definitely cool..we were on the 13th floor I think?..but yeah the room was cool.. a bit hard for me to get around in the chair, but that's ok because close quarters played in my favor..
We dropped our bags and shit off in the hotel and turned right around and went to get some food (I didn't eat anything before I took on the 2 1/2 - 3hr drive to chicago).
and our journey begins.
We basically did the "touristy" thing...and some of that had to be done because.. .hell.. I've never been in a city (I know, right).
We wanted to go to Subway at first, but we were so pre-occupied talking and hanging out that we went way past it. It was ok though because we ended up taking pictures in front of Chicago river, and uh.. as we were walking I basically grabbed KG's ass.. yep .. probably 10-15 minutes into meeting them I already have my hands on a KG's ass <3 It was funny because he was walking in front of us and didn't have a clue what the hell just happened so he flinched a bit (probably because he was hoping it was some weirdo so he could have kicked his ass 
). I'm a weirdo, but he won't kick my ass
First a picture KG took with his Iphone
(Crashypoo)
Chicago
Architecture and Design (I'm a art nerd so I had to have Mel get some pictures of this clock and building)
KG Punching my face off
KG and Melk
KG choking Mel out <3
MELK AND CRASH...HOT!
And uh.. KG's package..why.. because I could, and because the camera was hanging around Mel's neck so I said that picture would be priceless, and she took it!
That's the end of the tourist type photos pretty much, but their may be a few more on this little journey so bare with me.
Anyway, we are on the way to find food.. well.. kind of.. I wanted food. KG and Mel ate before I got there (and since KG had to cut a ton of weight his stomach is tiny) so he had to go back to the hotel and use the bathroom. He told us later how the little super old Asian house cleaning lady was in the room while he was doing his business lol.
With that said me and Mel continued on to the mall since we were damn near at it anyway. Me and Mel talked, and it was nice getting to know her. She basically made me feel normal and I tried to make her laugh and use my sweet sweet charm to impress her
I got some food, we talked, and I went into the Hello Kitty store with her! It was fun because I am all about other people being happy, and I think Mel was basically euphoric at this point lol. KG met up with us while we were in the store.. he was not amused lol. It was awesome!
We left the mall and ended up back at the hotel for a few minutes. Had to get ready for the quest of a life time.
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You see when I say quest.. I mean THE ONE AND ONLY QUEST. for popcorn
We set off on this quest not knowing how deep into the city we had to venture. On are path we were confronted with 70 yea old dudes who wanted to fight KG (LOL), beggars, and street thespians.
The quest was great, and only those with great determination and perseverance would survive. With an iron will and a full wheelchair battery we continued on. This popcorn would be ours, oh yes, it would be ours.
Our will never wavered and my inspiration to continue was great. You see, I am in a wheelchair, which means that my eyesight is almost always focused on the ass region.. the ass region of both Mel and KG!!
It must have been 5 miles in when we found the mall that housed "THE POPCORN"
We immediately went in an in our haste we asked a mall cop the whereabouts of said popcorn. He told us that it was on the second floor...and we rejoiced.. at last.. popcorn shall be ours.
We took the elevator up and followed to the left like he had instructed..and there it was..Garrett's Popcorn!
ALAS !!
Melk, KG, and Crash... fulfilled.. with our orders of Caramel Pecan, Cheese x2 and Caramal Pecan, and Caramel Pecan. We sat and enjoyed our spoils.. used the restroom, and realized that we now had to go back where we came from....
fuck
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Back to the task at hand.. Mel's ass (or as KG calls her: MALK <3 )
FUCKING AMAZING!
You see the popcorn bag next to her.. yeah I don't either
At this point we are just kind of tired and hungry for some real food. So we met up with DocSparrow and Rebel84 at Sushisamba for what was one of the best meals of my life. I started off with a Miso soup because I was cold (whats new), but the real treat was the main dish. Mel and I ordered the pan roasted halibut with a lobster and corn salsa... BUTTER...was so fucking good. KG and Doc and Lili (Rebel) ordered a ton of sushi which looked amazing!
After that we met up with Kraven, Shyla, and JustLostOne at Dave & Busters. They all played games and had a blast, and I watched for a bit, but my wheelchair battery was dying and I was basically lost listening and talking to Mel.. she is an amazing person and I want it to be known that I would give my life for hers. I had no problems sitting their and staring into her eyes and just talking about random shit with her and Vegas_ via text message. < I will never forget this
It was about 1:30 when we got home (we took a handicapable taxi ride back to the hotel -or home is what I keep/kept calling it- and ended up in chat until about 5:30 in the morning.
Various laughs, ass grabs, licks, kisses, boners, ball cupping, flirting, loving, meeting new people, showing off, music, memories, dreams, wishes, hope, melk, kg, vegas, dkoc, doll, shyla, dave, myth, lawrence, apriloneil, casanova, pinkie, daeos, and a lot more chatters (if I forgot you I'm sorry)
MAKE SURE AND CHECK OUT THE CAPS..because yes I did lick and kiss Mel's ass, and yes I did pinch Kg's nipple and cup his balls. All of the caps are around.. If you can't find them ask me and I will direct you. Vegas and Dkoc have a lot.
Mel, KG, and I all asleep at about 6 or 6:30am.. I'm sleeping in my chair, KG in one bed and Mel in the other (I sooo wanted to be the middle of that love sandwich, but getting out of my chair is a HUGE hassle..if I pass a bed with KG and Mel that should explain how hard it is to deal with.
The next day KG and Mel spent the morning cleaning up the room and gathering their stuff and showering.. (Mel left the door unlocked.. wtf.. why didn't I go in.. sigh lol.. and of course I try to open the door on KG and he LOCKED it lol, just my luck).
The destruction on KG's bed was epic lol.. I heard him eating popcorn in the middle of the night cause hunger hit him and this is what it looked like in the morning. Mel dubs this: Nuclear Cum
We went to the zoo!
I can haz box?
Me & Mel <3
KG in HD! (at the zoo)
We went to Lili's house and some of the best pizza I have ever had in my life and before we went we got a group picture.
The end was me leaving and hugging..and not wanting to go, and not wanting Mel to go, and not wanting KG to go... and wanting to talk longer, and wanting.
Mel went with me to help me fuel up and she followed me until we had to part ways.. and the whole way home I was regretting that fucking bathroom door
I would do anything for you Mel and KG and I would almost do anything for Doc and Lili
I fucking love you guys <33
/sad
but so fucking happy.
AND. BEST. PICTURE. EVER.
Mel <333333+forever
Chicago was seriously the best time of my life.. period.
I met KiltedGoth and MelanieK right as soon as I got into Chicago. They walked to my van because I couldn't figure out where the hell to park. It felt like I already knew them and I was not really nervous at all. KG is as big as he looks and Mel is pretty small. It's funny because while I was checking out Mel (she sat next to me in the front seat..so naturally I had to check her out
) KG opened the ramp side of my van by hand lol...I forgot to press the button to lower it, but he figured it out and we were on our way. We stayed at the Hard Rock hotel, and it was cool, but we really didn't stick around or check it out. The room was definitely cool..we were on the 13th floor I think?..but yeah the room was cool.. a bit hard for me to get around in the chair, but that's ok because close quarters played in my favor..
We dropped our bags and shit off in the hotel and turned right around and went to get some food (I didn't eat anything before I took on the 2 1/2 - 3hr drive to chicago).
and our journey begins.
We basically did the "touristy" thing...and some of that had to be done because.. .hell.. I've never been in a city (I know, right).
We wanted to go to Subway at first, but we were so pre-occupied talking and hanging out that we went way past it. It was ok though because we ended up taking pictures in front of Chicago river, and uh.. as we were walking I basically grabbed KG's ass.. yep .. probably 10-15 minutes into meeting them I already have my hands on a KG's ass
<3 It was funny because he was walking in front of us and didn't have a clue what the hell just happened so he flinched a bit (probably because he was hoping it was some weirdo so he could have kicked his ass ). I'm a weirdo, but he won't kick my ass First a picture KG took with his Iphone
(Crashypoo)
Chicago
Architecture and Design (I'm a art nerd so I had to have Mel get some pictures of this clock and building)
KG Punching my face off
KG and Melk
KG choking Mel out
<3MELK AND CRASH...HOT!
And uh.. KG's package..why.. because I could, and because the camera was hanging around Mel's neck so I said that picture would be priceless, and she took it!
That's the end of the tourist type photos pretty much, but their may be a few more on this little journey so bare with me.
Anyway, we are on the way to find food.. well.. kind of.. I wanted food. KG and Mel ate before I got there (and since KG had to cut a ton of weight his stomach is tiny) so he had to go back to the hotel and use the bathroom. He told us later how the little super old Asian house cleaning lady was in the room while he was doing his business lol.
With that said me and Mel continued on to the mall since we were damn near at it anyway. Me and Mel talked, and it was nice getting to know her. She basically made me feel normal and I tried to make her laugh and use my sweet sweet charm to impress her
I got some food, we talked, and I went into the Hello Kitty store with her! It was fun because I am all about other people being happy, and I think Mel was basically euphoric at this point lol. KG met up with us while we were in the store.. he was not amused lol. It was awesome!
We left the mall and ended up back at the hotel for a few minutes. Had to get ready for the quest of a life time.
*********************************************************************************************
You see when I say quest.. I mean THE ONE AND ONLY QUEST. for popcorn
We set off on this quest not knowing how deep into the city we had to venture. On are path we were confronted with 70 yea old dudes who wanted to fight KG (LOL), beggars, and street thespians.
The quest was great, and only those with great determination and perseverance would survive. With an iron will and a full wheelchair battery we continued on. This popcorn would be ours, oh yes, it would be ours.
Our will never wavered and my inspiration to continue was great. You see, I am in a wheelchair, which means that my eyesight is almost always focused on the ass region.. the ass region of both Mel and KG!!
It must have been 5 miles in when we found the mall that housed "THE POPCORN"
We immediately went in an in our haste we asked a mall cop the whereabouts of said popcorn. He told us that it was on the second floor...and we rejoiced.. at last.. popcorn shall be ours.
We took the elevator up and followed to the left like he had instructed..and there it was..Garrett's Popcorn!
ALAS !!
Melk, KG, and Crash... fulfilled.. with our orders of Caramel Pecan, Cheese x2 and Caramal Pecan, and Caramel Pecan. We sat and enjoyed our spoils.. used the restroom, and realized that we now had to go back where we came from....
fuck
*********************************************************************************************
Back to the task at hand.. Mel's ass (or as KG calls her: MALK
<3 )FUCKING AMAZING!
You see the popcorn bag next to her.. yeah I don't either
At this point we are just kind of tired and hungry for some real food. So we met up with DocSparrow and Rebel84 at Sushisamba for what was one of the best meals of my life. I started off with a Miso soup because I was cold (whats new), but the real treat was the main dish. Mel and I ordered the pan roasted halibut with a lobster and corn salsa... BUTTER...was so fucking good. KG and Doc and Lili (Rebel) ordered a ton of sushi which looked amazing!
After that we met up with Kraven, Shyla, and JustLostOne at Dave & Busters. They all played games and had a blast, and I watched for a bit, but my wheelchair battery was dying and I was basically lost listening and talking to Mel.. she is an amazing person and I want it to be known that I would give my life for hers. I had no problems sitting their and staring into her eyes and just talking about random shit with her and Vegas_ via text message. < I will never forget this
It was about 1:30 when we got home (we took a handicapable taxi ride back to the hotel -or home is what I keep/kept calling it- and ended up in chat until about 5:30 in the morning.
Various laughs, ass grabs, licks, kisses, boners, ball cupping, flirting, loving, meeting new people, showing off, music, memories, dreams, wishes, hope, melk, kg, vegas, dkoc, doll, shyla, dave, myth, lawrence, apriloneil, casanova, pinkie, daeos, and a lot more chatters (if I forgot you I'm sorry)
MAKE SURE AND CHECK OUT THE CAPS..because yes I did lick and kiss Mel's ass, and yes I did pinch Kg's nipple and cup his balls. All of the caps are around.. If you can't find them ask me and I will direct you. Vegas and Dkoc have a lot.
Mel, KG, and I all asleep at about 6 or 6:30am.. I'm sleeping in my chair, KG in one bed and Mel in the other (I sooo wanted to be the middle of that love sandwich, but getting out of my chair is a HUGE hassle..if I pass a bed with KG and Mel that should explain how hard it is to deal with.
The next day KG and Mel spent the morning cleaning up the room and gathering their stuff and showering.. (Mel left the door unlocked.. wtf.. why didn't I go in.. sigh lol.. and of course I try to open the door on KG and he LOCKED it lol, just my luck).
The destruction on KG's bed was epic lol.. I heard him eating popcorn in the middle of the night cause hunger hit him and this is what it looked like in the morning. Mel dubs this: Nuclear Cum
We went to the zoo!
I can haz box?
Me & Mel <3
KG in HD! (at the zoo)
We went to Lili's house and some of the best pizza I have ever had in my life and before we went we got a group picture.
The end was me leaving and hugging..and not wanting to go, and not wanting Mel to go, and not wanting KG to go... and wanting to talk longer, and wanting.
Mel went with me to help me fuel up and she followed me until we had to part ways.. and the whole way home I was regretting that fucking bathroom door
I would do anything for you Mel and KG and I would almost do anything for Doc and Lili
I fucking love you guys <33
/sad
but so fucking happy.
AND. BEST. PICTURE. EVER.
Mel <333333+forever
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dude i am soo not a fuckin perv i had to do it your RAPED my asshole friday night
infront of the foundry
or did you forget that
HOMO