Oh! the agony. 
I am sad. Sad I am. I think my ear is going to fall off.
I am sad. Sad I am. I think my ear is going to fall off.
the_reverend:
i would've said 'naivety' too. Naiveness? i hate it when the correct word looks more wrong (wronger?) than the one your brain wants to use...
ampersand:
What did you do to your ear? I hope it doesn't fall off. That would be unplesant.