cranialhemorage

i currently find myself in the throws of an underboob addiction.

reversion to cynicism with a dash of pessimism.

waves of optimism.
odd.

so i had a moment. we hosted a bbq here at the house and it reminded me of when i was a kid. we had no less than 8 kids running around. i remember being one of those kids and i remember the weird guy that mom and dad liked but was a little off. guess who i am.

my stupid group got rejected. stupid standards. who needs em?

i'm determined to become so uncool that i cross the line into a new realm that will automatically make me cool.

jimminy crickey, i must say the best thing i like about being unemployed is bills. bills, bills, bills.

so i don't know about these online quizes. in my boredom today, i took a couple. it turns out that i'm an eight sided die, i'm apollo, and i'm a dragon. these quizes know nothing about me.

the garage is no longer cold enough to keep the beer refreshing. life is sad why oh why does spring come so early?

in cali to help my hetero life mate move back to the glove. oh the joys of the city of vampires. i've tried to hate it but i love this city. plus, i can see the ocean from his couch which is pretty fukin cool. but, i will have to drive for 3 straight days across the country; small price to pay. feels strange to...
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slept in - check
ate pizza for breakfast - check
drank two pots of coffee - check
watched bad sci-fi movies - check
found that netflix actually has cleopatra 2525 and sorority babes at the slimeball bow'o'rama - check
had all three tvs on with different games showing - check
went grocery shopping, got to ride on the back of the cart while singing funny...
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hey all,

haven't been around in a while. moved to the burbs. whoo who. i took me almost three weeks to move and i'm still not unpacked. been busy.

rolled my ankle, again, at a wedding and hurt my wrist while moving (both right) so i am now a dominant left. fapping will be interesting for the next couple of weeks.

just wanted to say...
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