Gray: "Dad, what the fuck is that?"
Larry: "It's a sex swing, Gray. You don't know what a sex swing looks like? So why the fuck did I throw away all that money sending you to Harvard. You don't even know what a sex swing looks like."
Gray: But ...huh. Dad, you have a sex swing in your living room.
Larry: "And? And what? Nothing says class and sophistication like a decent sex swing. I bought this puppy back in 74, In 74 no one was wasting their time and cocaine talking about committment and marriage and love.. It was all about bad music and MASH, no fault divorces and Billy Graham revivals."
Gray: "Huh."
Larry: "No one was talking about it, except maybe Billy Graham. And wasn't he the guy who pioneered the phrase "The only sound I should be hearing when I'm fucking my secretary in the bathroom of the Dallas - Fort Worth International Airport is my balls lightly slapping against her inner thigh?"
Gray: "Dad. Dad. Larry. How many sweet and sours have you had tonight, exactly?"
Larry: "Six or seven. What? It's Thursday.
Gray: " And I'm pretty sure Billy Graham...I don't think I've heard that particular quote attributed to Billy Graham. "
Larry: "Oh, maybe he threw in a Praise Jesus a couple times there. Inner thigh, Praise Jesus! Fucking my secretary...Praise Jesus! Balls! Praise Jesus! Don't remember exactly."
Gray: He didn't say that.
Larry: "But I'm sure he was thinking that. Who wouldn't? Come on, where's your sense of humor?
Gray: I need a drink.
Larry: "It's a sex swing, Gray. You don't know what a sex swing looks like? So why the fuck did I throw away all that money sending you to Harvard. You don't even know what a sex swing looks like."
Gray: But ...huh. Dad, you have a sex swing in your living room.
Larry: "And? And what? Nothing says class and sophistication like a decent sex swing. I bought this puppy back in 74, In 74 no one was wasting their time and cocaine talking about committment and marriage and love.. It was all about bad music and MASH, no fault divorces and Billy Graham revivals."
Gray: "Huh."
Larry: "No one was talking about it, except maybe Billy Graham. And wasn't he the guy who pioneered the phrase "The only sound I should be hearing when I'm fucking my secretary in the bathroom of the Dallas - Fort Worth International Airport is my balls lightly slapping against her inner thigh?"
Gray: "Dad. Dad. Larry. How many sweet and sours have you had tonight, exactly?"
Larry: "Six or seven. What? It's Thursday.
Gray: " And I'm pretty sure Billy Graham...I don't think I've heard that particular quote attributed to Billy Graham. "
Larry: "Oh, maybe he threw in a Praise Jesus a couple times there. Inner thigh, Praise Jesus! Fucking my secretary...Praise Jesus! Balls! Praise Jesus! Don't remember exactly."
Gray: He didn't say that.
Larry: "But I'm sure he was thinking that. Who wouldn't? Come on, where's your sense of humor?
Gray: I need a drink.
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