coyotemike

I need to have a "Come Drink All Mike's Alcohol" party. Since Dad's diagnosis of a type of cancer connected to drinking, plus HIS father's alcoholism, I just don't think it is safe for me to drink. Which is ok. I never really enjoyed drinking much anyway. I prefer mineral water, to be honest. But, I have about half-a-dozen bottles of wine, 3 beers, 1/2 a bottle of gin, 1/2 a bottle of French Brandy, 1/2 a bottle of homemade blueberry brandy, 1/2 a bottle of Jameson's, part of a bottle of pomegranate schnapps, 1/4 of a bottle of Pernod, and most of a bottle of peppermint schnapps, all of which I don't want to drink.

The lone exception to this rule is a miniature bottle of scotch I bought in Scotland, and that I plan to drink on the day I get published. But I just don't want the rest.