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Wednesday Aug 19, 2009

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You know. Plenty of people say alcohol doesn't help with your issues; I used to believe them. But I do have to give the whole alcohol-as-medicine theory some credit. This is my second night in a row sloshed as a motherfucker, and I can say I'm definitely enjoying my nights more than my days. Six months of pain, grief, and emotional turmoil, and I get rid of it in an hour with the help of my Buds. Experience doesn't lie, people! At least not to me.

And one from the disgruntled DJ... Lyrics by Dropkick Murphys from 'Kiss me, I'm Shitfaced."

I play in a band
We're the best in the land
We're big in both Chelsey & France.
I play one mean guitar & then score at the bar
There's a line o'chicks waitin' for their chance.
So c'mon now honey
I'll make you feel pretty
These other girls mean nothin' to me
Let's finsh these drinks & be gone for the night 'cuz I'm more than a handful you'll see.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

I can bench-press a car
I'm an ex-football star
With degrees from both Harvard & Yale.
Girls just can't keep up, I'm a real love machine.
I've had far better sex while in jail.

I designed the Sears Tower
I make 2 grand an hour
I cook the world's best duck flambe'
I take the pick of the litter
Girls jockey for me
I don't need these lines to get layed.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

I'm a man of the night
A real lady's delight.
See my figure was chizzled from stone.
One more for the gal then I'll escort her home
Come last call I'm never alone.
I've a house on the hill with a red water bed
that puts Hugh Hefner's mansion to shame.
With girls by the pool & Italian sports cars
I'm just here in this dump for the game.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

Eh,fuck it.
Who am I shitin?

I'm a pitiful sight
And I ain't all that bright.
I'm definitely not chizzled from stone.
I'm a cheat & a liar,
No woman's desire, I'll probly die cold & alone.

But just give me a chance
'Cuz deep down inside
I swear I got a big heart of gold.
I'm a monogamous man no more one night stands
Come on honey, lemme' take you home.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
In the trousers (it was tiny!) and I only bought her one round.

So kiss me, I'm shitfaced, I'm soaked, I'm soiled & brown.
In the trousers, she kissed me, & I only bought her one round.
niobe:
I haven't heard from you in a couple of days. I hope that you are well and having a good weekend. kiss
Aug 22, 2009

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