Today a guy stopped me on the sidewalk and started giving me this sales pitch about how Kimberly Clark is destroying some ancient rain forest. He was wearing a Greenpeace shirt and had a long pony tail and a three-day beard. Hippie, but not committed.
He drags me into his pitch and then says that I need to become a member.
I decline.
"Don't you like breathing?" He shouts after me. He wasn't getting my $30, so I just shrugged.
"Go fuck yourself!" He yells.
A Greenpeace representative invited me to fuck myself. Amazing.
He drags me into his pitch and then says that I need to become a member.
I decline.
"Don't you like breathing?" He shouts after me. He wasn't getting my $30, so I just shrugged.
"Go fuck yourself!" He yells.
A Greenpeace representative invited me to fuck myself. Amazing.