coupleoffreaks

Hey all whats up ... so much shit has been happening. ok ... back on the 14th started this stretch of binging and getting loaded ... dont get me wrong its been fun but shit has been happening way way too fast. back to the story ... so the 14th was my grandmothers 90th birthday party and my whole family from all around the country was there for a family reunion/birthday party. I saw cousins and aunts and uncles and lil cousin ... it was great i got there and before dinner I drank half a case and smoked two joints ... then after dinner my cousin matt showed up from cali. with a quater and a keg ... needless to say i was forced (well not really forced) to do a keg stand because i was the youngest 21 y/o there. Then the whole next week after that; my dad, myself, my brother, and all my cousins and uncles went out and played golf every morning. So we were drinking all day like 9:30 in the morning cracking open a bottle of RR and hitting a lil white ball for hours talking about bullshit and catching up on old times. then when i would get home from hanging with them all day my basement was full to the max with heads just rolling in and out with drugs and beer. I have been straight drunk 18 hours a day for the past week. Now the 21st was my friend devon's 22nd birthday. so a whole gang of us took over this lil bar down the road and got shitted. I dont know how or why but i started a tab (bad idea) when i got there at 11:30 by 1:45 I had spent $80. But it was a blast. I got a lap dance from the birthday girl ... practically got begged to grop three of my co-workers that were there ... had to drive my boss home and walk her to the door ... went home and passed out on the floor. now i just got done working a all nighter cause this guy was a prick and nevered showed up or even called and i am waiting for the liquore store to open so i can get a few bottles of rum and have me a BBQ. Later days all ...